Insulting Lord Voldemort Part II

Lord Voldemort, you're such a prick,

you should crush your snake head with a brick.

Lord Voldemort, you're stupid,

and your Death Eaters are useless.

Lord Voldemort, if I were you,

I'd go and register with a zoo.

Lord Voldemort, you'd make a nice exhibit in the Reptile house,

they could put you in a blouse.

Lord Voldemort, you snake,

at the first sign of danger, you shiver and shake.

Lord Voldemort, get out,

and never come back to shout.

Lord Voldemort, you want the world to be nothing but pureblood,

so, you like to shed blood.