Chapter 2: Stupid Sasuke
A/N: I'm sooooo sorry friends, bows I have been in the great white north for vacation! And I'm going to update finally! I'm going to dedicate this chapter to the great author known as Rurouni Linda! Hope that you all aren't to mad at me! Hehehe. Well it was really fun on vacation and it was fun writing this chpt! Hope you all like it! Huggles Thank you all for the reviews!!!!! Heres chapter 2!!! Also I know a lot of you like Sasuke, but it's his fault they have to read it!! Hahahah! ENJOY!!!
Intro: We left are hero's questioning Kakashi's decision on having them read
That so called nasty book called Icha Icha Paradise.
Naruto's teeth were grinding together while the team walked down the dusty path.
"SASUKE!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" Naruto yelled as he lunged toward the quiet Sasuke starring at the ground. Saskura screamed and grabbed Naruto's boxers that were rimming his orange pants. Naruto froze with a very pained look on his face while is blue eyes were now white and bugged out. "I-I'm s-s-so-sorry....." Sakura
said with a scared expression. Kakashi started laughing and Sasuke's face was turning red trying to hold in the laughter. "S-Sakura......" Naruto said while is face started to welt up with tears. Sakura let go of his stretched out undies. "Now this is entertainment!" Kakashi yelled with laughter, slapping his knee. Naruto started crying
and put his hands in between his legs in pain. Kakashi was still laughing as Sakura put her hands over her open mouth. "You deserve it." Sasuke said coldly as he started walking. Naruto looked up with very red googly eye's and said with a quaking
yelping voice "Shut the hell up.....you're in enough crap a-already you ass- hole, you would cry too if this happened to you!" Sasuke glanced back at Naruto and replied, "Yeah right, that wouldn't hurt at all, you're just a wuss." Kakashi put his book away and quietly walked toward Sasuke and whispered in his ear "Bottoms up!" and yanked Sasuke's rainbow colored boxers up to his belly button. Sakura's eye's bugged out and ran to him as his eyes watered and he fell to the ground squealing. Kakashi took out his compact camera and started taking picture's while he was laughing very, very hard.
Sakura quickly looked up and asked "Do you always carry that around, or is it just for today?" Kakashi looked at his camera and said, "Well you never know, sometimes you gotta be prepared!" Naruto looked up and laughed as he yelled, "The tough guy Sasuke has got Rainbow Undies!!!!" Sasuke tucked in his boxers as he started to blush after he finally stopped crying. "Shut Up" Sasuke yelled as he stood up and clenched his fists in anger. Kakashi stopped laughing and looked at the 2 students. "Kakashi Sensei, now its your turn to feel the pain we have endured." Mumbled Sasuke pointing at Kakashi.
Kakashi sweatdropped and started to walk backwards while Naruto and Sasuke where
Walking towards him. "Hey guys, don't be this way, come on, it's n-not that bad." Kakashi quavered with a petrified look on his face. "It's your turn Sensei" Naruto Growled as the 2 genins was drawing ever so near to their scared teacher. Kakashi freaked out and jumped into the near-by trees. Sasuke and Naruto ran after him.
"You can't catch me you baka's!!!" Kakshi yelled at the students behind him. Sasuke equipped his Sharingan and well, Naruto didn't do anything except run. Sakura stood
On the road wondering what to do about what just happened. " Should I chase them? I think I should" Sakura thought to herself. She jumped into the trees following Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke. Kakakshi stopped running and hid in a near by bush. "Hehehe, they'll never find me!" Kakashi whispered to himself. "Hello Sensei." Kakashi's eye googled and turned around to see Sasuke and Naruto towering over him cracking their
Knuckles. "Oh man, I'm in deep shit..." Kakashi mumbled to himself. "Now, time to give you your medicine!!" Sasuke said with a twisted smile on his face. "Now, w-we can work this out fellas, y-you don't have to d-do this.." Kakashi said in fear. "You're not getting out of this predicament that easily." Naruto hollered. Kakashi took off his blue sandal and threw it at the 2 boys. (That line is thanks to Rurouni Linda)
The silver haired man dashed out of the bush and started running again. Sakura caught up to the boys and tried to convince them that giving Kakakashi
a wedgie was not a very good idea. They didn't listen, and just kept Chasing him. "Do they ever give up?" Sakura sighed and followed them. Kakashi then stopped at a near by river to set up a trap for them. "They'll never know what hit 'em"
Kakashi laughed as he set his little trap. "HA! He's going down Naruto, he's in the wide, wide open." Sasuke yelled as the Sensei came into view. Kakashi's back was turned, not a very good idea in this situation. Sasuke and Naruto quickly but quietly
Jumped out of the tree and snuck up on him. "This will be too easy" Naruto giggled. They kept walking, but Sasuke was a couple steps behind because if Kakashi saw Naruto, he could easily jump behind the Sensei. "AHHHHHH!" Naruto screamed as he fell in a hole that was dug and covered with leaves. (Just like team rocket!) Kakashi
Turned around and walked over to the hole where Naruto was, Sasuke quickly Jumped behind him and walked so that he would be close enough to get his undies.
"EAT THIS!!!" Sasuke yelled and pulled as hard as he could and Kakashi's unidies.
Sasuke yanked his red boxers with black dragons on them up to his belly button. "YAHHHHHHHH!!" Kakashi screamed as his eyes welted up with tears and he fell on the ground putting his hands between his legs. "Good job Sasuke! Now get me outta this hole!!!" Naruto yelled. Sasuke laughed at Kakashi and then went over to the hole Naruto was in and helped him out. "Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry." Kakakashi mumbled to himself as he cradled back in forth on the ground. Sakura finally caught up to them and saw Naruto and Sasuke laughing at Kakashi who was lying on the ground. After a while, Kakashi stood up wiping his face and tucking in his boxers back in his pants. "Hmph, it's getting late guys, we better head home. Sakura didn't want to leave and complained "But Sensei, you said that we were going to get another mission!" Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakahi looked at her and sighed, "Well, ever since we had this wedgie war, the sun is setting. Sakura rolled her eyes and agreed. Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto all started walking home when Kakashi yelled "Hey guys, remember, tomorrow we start reading! And we meet at the normal place." Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura forgot about that, and now all 3 walked home with bugged eye's and twitching faces.
A/N: Well, I'm done with chpt 2!!! Hey! I need some suggestions on what the book should be like, remember, its and 18 and older book!! Thanks for Reviewing and reading m fic!! Chpt 3 will be up soon, I hope.
Ja'ne!
A/N: I'm sooooo sorry friends, bows I have been in the great white north for vacation! And I'm going to update finally! I'm going to dedicate this chapter to the great author known as Rurouni Linda! Hope that you all aren't to mad at me! Hehehe. Well it was really fun on vacation and it was fun writing this chpt! Hope you all like it! Huggles Thank you all for the reviews!!!!! Heres chapter 2!!! Also I know a lot of you like Sasuke, but it's his fault they have to read it!! Hahahah! ENJOY!!!
Intro: We left are hero's questioning Kakashi's decision on having them read
That so called nasty book called Icha Icha Paradise.
Naruto's teeth were grinding together while the team walked down the dusty path.
"SASUKE!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" Naruto yelled as he lunged toward the quiet Sasuke starring at the ground. Saskura screamed and grabbed Naruto's boxers that were rimming his orange pants. Naruto froze with a very pained look on his face while is blue eyes were now white and bugged out. "I-I'm s-s-so-sorry....." Sakura
said with a scared expression. Kakashi started laughing and Sasuke's face was turning red trying to hold in the laughter. "S-Sakura......" Naruto said while is face started to welt up with tears. Sakura let go of his stretched out undies. "Now this is entertainment!" Kakashi yelled with laughter, slapping his knee. Naruto started crying
and put his hands in between his legs in pain. Kakashi was still laughing as Sakura put her hands over her open mouth. "You deserve it." Sasuke said coldly as he started walking. Naruto looked up with very red googly eye's and said with a quaking
yelping voice "Shut the hell up.....you're in enough crap a-already you ass- hole, you would cry too if this happened to you!" Sasuke glanced back at Naruto and replied, "Yeah right, that wouldn't hurt at all, you're just a wuss." Kakashi put his book away and quietly walked toward Sasuke and whispered in his ear "Bottoms up!" and yanked Sasuke's rainbow colored boxers up to his belly button. Sakura's eye's bugged out and ran to him as his eyes watered and he fell to the ground squealing. Kakashi took out his compact camera and started taking picture's while he was laughing very, very hard.
Sakura quickly looked up and asked "Do you always carry that around, or is it just for today?" Kakashi looked at his camera and said, "Well you never know, sometimes you gotta be prepared!" Naruto looked up and laughed as he yelled, "The tough guy Sasuke has got Rainbow Undies!!!!" Sasuke tucked in his boxers as he started to blush after he finally stopped crying. "Shut Up" Sasuke yelled as he stood up and clenched his fists in anger. Kakashi stopped laughing and looked at the 2 students. "Kakashi Sensei, now its your turn to feel the pain we have endured." Mumbled Sasuke pointing at Kakashi.
Kakashi sweatdropped and started to walk backwards while Naruto and Sasuke where
Walking towards him. "Hey guys, don't be this way, come on, it's n-not that bad." Kakashi quavered with a petrified look on his face. "It's your turn Sensei" Naruto Growled as the 2 genins was drawing ever so near to their scared teacher. Kakashi freaked out and jumped into the near-by trees. Sasuke and Naruto ran after him.
"You can't catch me you baka's!!!" Kakshi yelled at the students behind him. Sasuke equipped his Sharingan and well, Naruto didn't do anything except run. Sakura stood
On the road wondering what to do about what just happened. " Should I chase them? I think I should" Sakura thought to herself. She jumped into the trees following Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke. Kakakshi stopped running and hid in a near by bush. "Hehehe, they'll never find me!" Kakashi whispered to himself. "Hello Sensei." Kakashi's eye googled and turned around to see Sasuke and Naruto towering over him cracking their
Knuckles. "Oh man, I'm in deep shit..." Kakashi mumbled to himself. "Now, time to give you your medicine!!" Sasuke said with a twisted smile on his face. "Now, w-we can work this out fellas, y-you don't have to d-do this.." Kakashi said in fear. "You're not getting out of this predicament that easily." Naruto hollered. Kakashi took off his blue sandal and threw it at the 2 boys. (That line is thanks to Rurouni Linda)
The silver haired man dashed out of the bush and started running again. Sakura caught up to the boys and tried to convince them that giving Kakakashi
a wedgie was not a very good idea. They didn't listen, and just kept Chasing him. "Do they ever give up?" Sakura sighed and followed them. Kakashi then stopped at a near by river to set up a trap for them. "They'll never know what hit 'em"
Kakashi laughed as he set his little trap. "HA! He's going down Naruto, he's in the wide, wide open." Sasuke yelled as the Sensei came into view. Kakashi's back was turned, not a very good idea in this situation. Sasuke and Naruto quickly but quietly
Jumped out of the tree and snuck up on him. "This will be too easy" Naruto giggled. They kept walking, but Sasuke was a couple steps behind because if Kakashi saw Naruto, he could easily jump behind the Sensei. "AHHHHHH!" Naruto screamed as he fell in a hole that was dug and covered with leaves. (Just like team rocket!) Kakashi
Turned around and walked over to the hole where Naruto was, Sasuke quickly Jumped behind him and walked so that he would be close enough to get his undies.
"EAT THIS!!!" Sasuke yelled and pulled as hard as he could and Kakashi's unidies.
Sasuke yanked his red boxers with black dragons on them up to his belly button. "YAHHHHHHHH!!" Kakashi screamed as his eyes welted up with tears and he fell on the ground putting his hands between his legs. "Good job Sasuke! Now get me outta this hole!!!" Naruto yelled. Sasuke laughed at Kakashi and then went over to the hole Naruto was in and helped him out. "Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry." Kakakashi mumbled to himself as he cradled back in forth on the ground. Sakura finally caught up to them and saw Naruto and Sasuke laughing at Kakashi who was lying on the ground. After a while, Kakashi stood up wiping his face and tucking in his boxers back in his pants. "Hmph, it's getting late guys, we better head home. Sakura didn't want to leave and complained "But Sensei, you said that we were going to get another mission!" Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakahi looked at her and sighed, "Well, ever since we had this wedgie war, the sun is setting. Sakura rolled her eyes and agreed. Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto all started walking home when Kakashi yelled "Hey guys, remember, tomorrow we start reading! And we meet at the normal place." Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura forgot about that, and now all 3 walked home with bugged eye's and twitching faces.
A/N: Well, I'm done with chpt 2!!! Hey! I need some suggestions on what the book should be like, remember, its and 18 and older book!! Thanks for Reviewing and reading m fic!! Chpt 3 will be up soon, I hope.
Ja'ne!