Amika: Sorry I haven't updated in a while! Like most of you, I have to go to an evil place called school.

Kaiba: Ha, figures. My computer says you have a 1/1000000 chance of passing grade 9.

Amika: Kaiba?! I thought you were dead!

Kaiba: Pegasus was trying to give me mouth to mouth! Of course I had to run!

Amika: Great! Pegasaus's here! The madness can finally begin!

Sophie: Amika! I'm here!

Amika: Sophie! You weren't supposed to come until um, 8 hours!

Sophie: Well, what do you expect? I'm a 13-year-old who's failing grade 8!

Amika: Oh yeah, I forgot. (to others) Guys, this is Sophie. The director guy went to some annual anime convention or something, so she volunteered to take over!

Kaiba: Oh, great. Another crazy person!

Sophie: Exactly! Now, come on, start the story!

Amika: Whatever. Anywise, I don't own YuGiOh, and I never will.

Sophie: Yay! Today we're going to have lots of fun! Yay! Hi gay guy! Hi strangers!

Everybody else: -_-;

Mai: You're going to direct today?

Sophie: That's right! And I just got out of Sugarhigh Central! Sugar?

Yugi: SUGAR!

Yami: NOOOOOO! Yugi, remember? You got overdosed or something last time!

Yugi: Well, you gave it to me!

Yami: Only because I had to save the Puzzle!

Tara: Yugi! I'll race you to the bag! Winner takes all!

Yugi: You're on!

Sophie: WAIT! You can race after the show. (pauses) Wait. Today's not show day. It's...

Bakura: Oh dear Ra, today can't be-

Sophie and Bakura: Commercial day!

Sophie: Yay!

Mai: Hun, you say yay way too much.

Sophie: Good for you!

Tristan: Sorry I'm late, I was washing my hog and-who is that?

Sophie: Hi, I'm Sophie, the director for today! You have a pig? Can I see? I like pigs. In fact-

Tristan: Um, it's not that kind of hog. It's a motorcycle.

Joey: Man, you need to work on your slang.

Sophie: WAHHH! I WANTED TO SEE A PIG! WAHHH!

Kaiba: I'll give you a million bucks if you stop your annoying crying.

Sophie: Deal!

Mokuba: WAHHH!

Kaiba: Mokuba, what's wrong?

Mokuba: You said she cried annoyingly so you must think I'm annoying, too!

Kaiba: Well, you are, but I just don't say it around you.

Mokuba: Okay big brother!

Sophie: Come on! I want to start!

Yami: Fine. What's first?

Sophie: A commercial about...The Amazing Psychic...hmmm..who should be first?

Everybody else: (hiding) Shut up! ....She'll here you!..Your foot is on my finger!

Sophie: Whew! I'm glad Amika gave me this YuGiOh cast detector before she left!

Every one: DAMN!

Sophie: Oh! Here's a note! Here's what it says:

Tara-The Amazing Psychic

Bakura-the girl who asks for her fortune.

Pegasaus-a boy wandering around outside

Sophie: Okay! You! Hairdresser guy! Drown Yami's hair so he looks like a she! You! Costume lady! I want you to make a fortuneteller's dress, a regular dress, and a nerd suit!

Costume lady: Whatever.

(10min. later)

Sophie: Tara! Behind the crystal ball and telephone! Pegasaus! Uh, stand outside and do something nerdy! Yami! Get ready to go in! And...ACTION!

Tara: Feelin' troubled by a relationship failin'? Afraid your test is goin' nowhere?

Sophie: CUT! Tara, its relationship going nowhere and test failing.

Tara: Right!

(take 123)

Tara: Feelin' troubled by a relationship goin' nowhere? Afraid you'll fail a test? Then come down to Domino City Mall and let me, Psychic Tara, predict your future:

(Yami comes in with hair down)

Yami: (fake girly voice) Psychic Tara? I need help. Boys aren't attracted o me!

Tara: Well, duh girl! You got all those braces and glasses! But don't worry, hun, I see a boy in your future, not very cute, but grab him while ya still have the chance!

Yami: Oh thanks Psychic Tara!

Tara: No problem at all!

Yami: (goes outside)

Pegasaus: (standing outside) Um, Yamina? I've waited a long time to ask you, but, um, can I kiss your face?

Yami: Sure! (thinking, oh my god, this is so disturbing)

Pegasaus: (KISSES YAMI)

Yami: Wow! Psychic Tara was right! Thanks!

Tara: All this can be yours! Cough*free for 30 seconds and then $100
per second*cough

Sophie: Cut! Great job, guys!

Yami: I AM GOING TO PUKE!

Pegasaus: Oh, Yami-boy, don't tell me that kiss didn't mean anything
to you!

Yami: Gladly! That kiss was the most disgusting thing I did in my
life!

Sophie: Oh look! The director's back! Bye guys! Oh, and I forgot.
Amika says that if you ever mention this to any one,(makes cut motion
over neck) Bye!

Every one: Oo;

Director: Hi! So, what happened while I was gone?

Yami: Do us a favor. Never trust Amika and her pals.

Amika: Hoped ya guys liked it!