Amika: Hi guys! Was the last chapter long enough?
Yami: Yes! It was torture! WHY DID YOU PICK ME!? WHY ME!?
Amika: I don't know. Anyway, Sophie went crazy after she did the commercials. She screams every time there is one. Oh, look. There's one now.
Commercial guy: Hello, there! Are you old and need life insurance? Then get the I'm About to Croak life insurance!
Sophie: AGHHHHHHH! DIE, EVIL PERSON!
Amika: Sophie! Look! I have poison gas! Calm down and nobody gets hurt.
Sophie: HA! I know for a fact that you ran out while using it on test subjects.
Amika: Namely, Kaiba.
Sophie: HA HA! YOU CAN'T HURT ME!
Amika: Well, I wasn't really planning to. But you're right! I did run out, and I need more to hurt Kaiba! If any of you reviewers have anything that can hurt Kaiba, PLEASE! GIVE IT TO ME!
Kaiba: NO! DO NOT GIVE THE CRAZY PERSON ANYTHING!
Amika: Remember, hurt Kaiba, good. Now, on with the story!
Disclaimer: Amika does not own anything. She is broke.
Tara: HEY GUYS! YUGI"S GETTING EYE SURGERY!
Kaiba: Again?! What did he do this time?
Tara: He fell asleep on a standing pencil. A very pointy pencil.
Kaiba: Whatever.
Tara: Um, there going to do it without making him go to sleep?
Kaiba: So he's going to feel pain?
Tara: Yep!
Kaiba: Cool! Let's go!
Tara: Wait a minute! I'm gonna have to charge you! 20 bucks please!
Kaiba: That's all? Here! Have 50 bucks!
Tara: Cool! Here you go! One ticket to Yugi's Eye Surgery! Enjoy!
Kaiba: (Goes in) The hell..this place is packed!
A random person: Duh! Some come to cry, some come to laugh. I, of course, come to stalk!
Kaiba: (mutter) Freaks. Attention everybody! There is a million dollars outside! There are no traps! Go get it!
3 milliseconds later
Kaiba: Woohoo! I got this place all to myself!
Yugi: AGHHHHHHHH! THE PAIN! THE AGONY!
Surgeon: Shut up, will ya? It'll hurt less if you quit screaming!
Yugi: aghhhhhhhhhhh.
Surgeon: Much better.
Three hours later
Yugi: Yay! I can see again!
Kaiba: Hahaha! It was real funny the way you screamed! I'm so glad I got it on tape!
Yugi: You're a big meanie Kaiba!
Kaiba: Thank you.
Yami: TARA! I'LL KILL YOU FOR MAKING YUGI'S POOR SURGERY PUBLIC!
Tara: What? I was only trying to get some extra cash!
Amika: Hi Yugi! How was your surgery?
Yugi: Besides the fact that I'll be blind for a decade, pretty good!
Amika: Now, since this is the last chapter for over the break, I've decided to be generous enough to give gifts! Let's see..Oh! A life time supply of hairgel for Yugi and Yami, a fake millenium puzzle for Bakura, a video of Yugi in his underpants for Kaiba, a Serenity doll for Duke and Tristan, 20546424 pounds of sugar for Tara, and a book of 1000 ways to be quiet for Tea! If I missed anyone, please tell me! MERRY CHRISTMAS! (Or Hanukkah or Kwannza, whatever you celebrate)
Yami: Yes! It was torture! WHY DID YOU PICK ME!? WHY ME!?
Amika: I don't know. Anyway, Sophie went crazy after she did the commercials. She screams every time there is one. Oh, look. There's one now.
Commercial guy: Hello, there! Are you old and need life insurance? Then get the I'm About to Croak life insurance!
Sophie: AGHHHHHHH! DIE, EVIL PERSON!
Amika: Sophie! Look! I have poison gas! Calm down and nobody gets hurt.
Sophie: HA! I know for a fact that you ran out while using it on test subjects.
Amika: Namely, Kaiba.
Sophie: HA HA! YOU CAN'T HURT ME!
Amika: Well, I wasn't really planning to. But you're right! I did run out, and I need more to hurt Kaiba! If any of you reviewers have anything that can hurt Kaiba, PLEASE! GIVE IT TO ME!
Kaiba: NO! DO NOT GIVE THE CRAZY PERSON ANYTHING!
Amika: Remember, hurt Kaiba, good. Now, on with the story!
Disclaimer: Amika does not own anything. She is broke.
Tara: HEY GUYS! YUGI"S GETTING EYE SURGERY!
Kaiba: Again?! What did he do this time?
Tara: He fell asleep on a standing pencil. A very pointy pencil.
Kaiba: Whatever.
Tara: Um, there going to do it without making him go to sleep?
Kaiba: So he's going to feel pain?
Tara: Yep!
Kaiba: Cool! Let's go!
Tara: Wait a minute! I'm gonna have to charge you! 20 bucks please!
Kaiba: That's all? Here! Have 50 bucks!
Tara: Cool! Here you go! One ticket to Yugi's Eye Surgery! Enjoy!
Kaiba: (Goes in) The hell..this place is packed!
A random person: Duh! Some come to cry, some come to laugh. I, of course, come to stalk!
Kaiba: (mutter) Freaks. Attention everybody! There is a million dollars outside! There are no traps! Go get it!
3 milliseconds later
Kaiba: Woohoo! I got this place all to myself!
Yugi: AGHHHHHHHH! THE PAIN! THE AGONY!
Surgeon: Shut up, will ya? It'll hurt less if you quit screaming!
Yugi: aghhhhhhhhhhh.
Surgeon: Much better.
Three hours later
Yugi: Yay! I can see again!
Kaiba: Hahaha! It was real funny the way you screamed! I'm so glad I got it on tape!
Yugi: You're a big meanie Kaiba!
Kaiba: Thank you.
Yami: TARA! I'LL KILL YOU FOR MAKING YUGI'S POOR SURGERY PUBLIC!
Tara: What? I was only trying to get some extra cash!
Amika: Hi Yugi! How was your surgery?
Yugi: Besides the fact that I'll be blind for a decade, pretty good!
Amika: Now, since this is the last chapter for over the break, I've decided to be generous enough to give gifts! Let's see..Oh! A life time supply of hairgel for Yugi and Yami, a fake millenium puzzle for Bakura, a video of Yugi in his underpants for Kaiba, a Serenity doll for Duke and Tristan, 20546424 pounds of sugar for Tara, and a book of 1000 ways to be quiet for Tea! If I missed anyone, please tell me! MERRY CHRISTMAS! (Or Hanukkah or Kwannza, whatever you celebrate)