Amika: Hihi peoples! I'm back with a brand new documentary titled: The History of Wawa Coffee Girl! Hope you enjoy!
Lawyer Dude: Wait! You forgot your disclaimer! After all, you don't own either Wawa Coffee or YuGiOh!
Amika: Whatever.
Lawyer: But they could sue you!
Amika: Again, whatever.
Lawyer: But you're broke…if they sued you, you could go into debt!
Amika: If I put a disclaimer, will you leave me alone?
Lawyer: Probably.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything here, don't sue me!
Amika: There. Now go away.
Lawyer: Nope. Don't feel like it.
Amika: But you said you would!
Lawyer: Actually, I said probably. But, now I feel like staying.
Amika: Ohhhhh I get it, you're like those people who don't have lives! No wonder. I bet you're not even a lawyer!
Lawyer: Yes I am! In fact, I have a case to go argue now! I don't have time to dilly-dally now! (rushes to try and find a job)
Amika: Yay! He's gone! Now, here's my documentary! Oh, I also forced everybody to watch it! They are all hiding in their rooms…was my movie that bad? Oh, well you guys tell me! (pops video into VCR)
The History of Wawa Coffee Girl
by manga amika
(hears amika's voice) You've all seen her. She is the amazing….WAWA COFFEE GIRL!
(picture of Tara pops up)
Amika: A day ago, she was your average, crazy TV star. Then, one day, which was actually yesterday, she drank too much coffee. Not just any coffee, but the dreaded WAWA COFFEE!!!!! Here, we have footage of this strange superhero that isn't really heroic.
(sees Tara in Superman costume, only instead of a S, there is a W)
Tara: I AM THE GREAT WAWA COFFEE GIRL!!!!!!! FEAR MY um, WAWA-Y-NESS! (starts jumping off of chairs and flapping her arms)
Amika: (whispering) Now, here comes an unsuspecting villain, Villain Dude! Now, he is not very bright, but this should be funny…….
Villain Dude: Hi Tara! Whatcha doin'?
Wawa Coffee Girl: (now to be referred to as WCG) Who is this Tara you speak of? IS IT ALL PART OF YOUR EVIL PLAN TO CONFUSE THE GREAT WCG?! AWAY, EVIL VILLAIN! (throws Wawa coffee powder into VD's eyes)
VD: ARG! MY EYES! I'M BLIND!
WCG: HAHAHA! ANOTHER DAY SAVED!
Amika: Now she thinks this, but what do her friends have to say about it?
(Picture of Tea pops up)
Tea: Well, I'm not really her friend, but I think deep down, she thinks I'm her friend, cuz friendship is the most important things, and-wait, amika! Don't leave yet! I'm not done! Amika!
(Yugi pops up on screen)
Yugi: (sugar high) WHEEEEEEE!!!!! HI AMIKA! LOOK, I'M YUGE MAN, WAWA GIRL'S SUPER-DUPER SIDEKICK!!!!!!!!!
Amika: So, um, Yuge Man, how do you feel about Tara's change into WCG?
Yugi: YAY! MORE FUNNESS! WCG!
Amika: Yeah, you're not much fun, soooooo…later!
(Yugi not even noticing cuz he's jumping on VD screaming DIE EVIL DIE!!!)
Amika: Now, we move onto Joey. Joey, get over here!
Joey: Don't feel like it…
Amika: JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET DOWN HERE, OR I AM GOING TO GO UP THERE AND STICK YOUR HEAD IN PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE PLACES!!!
(Hear rapid footsteps)
Joey: Amika! Hi! What are you doing here?
Amika: Sit.
(sits)
Amika: Now, answer this question: How do you feel now that Tara is an unheroic superhero?
Joey: Wait. Tara's a superhero? Wow, no clue! So that's why she's wearing that weird Superman costume! It's all so…clear!
Amika: Yes, Joey. That's why. You are so smart.
Joey: Yeah, I am, aren't I?
Amika: I was being sarcastic…
Joey: Oh. Ok. (walks away)
Amika: (mutter) What a baka…
Yami: Hi! Aren't you going to interview me?
Amika: Nah…I don't really feel like continuing this chapter…so, review, people! I NEED THE REVIEWS! Well, I'm not that pathetic, but oh well….)