GCN: More caffeine…need…more caffeine…whatever shall I do? Mt. Dew is my friend…my friend…my…precious…:::Cough:::
Okay, I don't know where the hell that one came from, but here I am again with more random weirdness including a ton of quotes and more lists. It's a vicious never-ending cycle. But I am updating so be happy! Happy! HAPPY! BWA-hahahaha!! This is funny as hell, I promise!
So, read on and let the weirdness begin!
(Disclaimer: This one is not responsible for any of the insanity that this fic may cause. To avoid problem digesting, take in large doses with large quantities of Mt. Dew and candy stix. Have at you!)
Me on Crack! (Formally known as Random Tidbits of Weirdness) (I think the new title suits me well, ne?)
QUOTES: Part 2
---"You BLOATED EGGPLANT!!" --- Inu-kun (duh) (Japanese Inuyasha)
---"What'd you do with Kurama, I liked him a lot better!" --- Ura Urishima (Yu Yu Hakusho)
---"No…it's just that I'm really pissed off!"--- Kiba (Wolf's Rain)
---"That THING is screwing with us!"--- Tsume (Wolf's Rain)
---"It's possessed by something, but it ain't a demon."--- Inuyasha (IY) (referring to Miroku's hand!)
---"Genkai's come back to life and she looks exactly like Puu!"--- Kuwabara (YYH)
---"But…the heart! The finger poking!"--- Yusuke (YYH)
---"Why'd Toguro have to miss?"--- Hiei (YYH) (referring to Kuwabara's death)
---"But…we're different species!"--- Kiba (WR) (think about that one…)
---"Cheeeeee-ter…."--- Yusuke (YYH) (I couldn't resist. So funny!)
---"At four foot ten without his hair…Hiei."--- Juri (YYH)
---"IT'S BROCCOLI!!!"--- The Anime Clan (the first time we say Younger Toguro in 100 demon form. Well…he DOES look like a vegetable, ne?)
---"Eh…Goshinki?"--- Demon Inuyasha (IY-J) (He sounds possessed…well…he is.)
---"Blah, blah, blah! A guy gets a new sword and now he's lookin' for a soapbox to stand on and preach to the world!"--- Inuyasha (IY)
---"You're half-assed attack has created an adverse reaction. Bang!"--- Youko (YYH-Japanese) (I love that line!! Bang!)
---"And how in the flip is he supposed to do that?!"--- Botan (YYH) (Scary…)
---"Precious youth my feet!"--- Old Lady Shoga (IY)
---"If you hurt the ears, Jou-chan, I swear on every fiber of my being I will kill you…"--- Kenshin's Chick (Anime Clan) (more scariness… X-X)
---"Do not make conclusions based on height alone!"--- Ed (Full Metal Alchemist-Japanese)
---"Leave before I lop off your head…"--- Sesshomaru (IY)
---"Fear my red coat! Fear my blond locks!"--- Vash (Trigun)
---"Uh-oh! I'm in trouble!"--- Wolfwood (TG)
---"Funny, you seem to be a bit more generous with the children!"--- Vash (TG)
---"And there's my chance going airborne dammit!"--- Yusuke (YYH)
---"My name is Nenene! That says Nununu!"--- Nenene Tsumeragawa (Read or Die- the TV)
---"I see London, I see France, I see someone's---Rosette: "EEEEKK!""--- the Elder (Chrono Crusade)
---"That's right, I'm cool."--- Yusuke (YYH)
---"How boring…"--- Sesshomaru (IY-M3-J)
---"So, are you going to let go of me, or are we just going to stand here and do the tango?"--- Koenma (YYH)
---"When you die you go to London."--- GCN-anime-dragon) (Anime Clan) (in reference to FMA, when you go through the gate (die), you end up in London!)
---"THE BLIMP!!"--- Kenshin's Chick (Once again referring to FMA…ED!) (Anime Clan)
---"Your insecurity makes me feel secure."--- Deraigon (Anime Clan)
---"If I don't know what you're saying, say it in English!"--- Uh, my Mom (all I said was 'hai!')
---"Got Ed on the brain?"--- Audra-chan (Anime Clan) (referring to KC's latest honey)
---"Santa's stoned!"--- Kenshin's Chick (Reminds me of "SANTA!" off Ed, Edd and Eddie. Tee-hee. Inside joke. Sounds like "ATHRUN!" Same voice actor. Tee-hee.)
(Intermission: Time for a Random Tidbit of Weirdness that I pulled out of the air)
Notice!: When watching Gundam SEED for the first time, one must continue to keep asking oneself the magic question: 'Was that a guy or a girl??' Hmph…Mother has questioned my on this a thousand or more time…in practically every anime… It boggles the mind…
(We now return you to your regularly scheduled fanfiction)
---"He was such an ass!"--- Genis (Tales of Symphonia –VG)
---"Feel the pain…of these inferior beings…as you burn in hell!"--- Kratos (ToS)
---"When I become Fuhrer… drum roll…All the women in the military will wear miniskirts!"--- Roy Mustang (FMA-J)
---"What? Are you guys stalking me or something?"--- Zelos (ToS)
---"Our faith in Yusuke's legs. See how fast he pedals."--- Shizuru (YYH)
---"That's not a rock!!"--- Yusuke (YYH)
---"Oh My God that is not butter!"--- Inuyasha's Daily (Anime Clan) (whatever you do, don't ask…I have no idea…)
---"It would be weird sleeping with Inuyasha's voice."--- Deraigon ("") (um…k…I better explain this one… Kenshin's Chick wants to possibly work with anime up in Canada, where places like Ocean Studios is located. Someone stupid (I think it was me) wondered aloud if she'd marry someone up there. Richard Cox (Inuyasha) came to mind. When I told little Deraigon, she had some…um…interesting thoughts. So that's that. 'Nuff said. I'll let YOU deal with the mental audio track for that one)
---"It sounds like that trumpet player got kicked in the nuts!"--- KC's Nii-san (big brother) (The song really DID sound like he did!)
---"Mmm…"--- Al (FMA) (the universal answer for everything, translated as 'yes,' 'no,' 'maybe,' 'uh-huh,' 'sure,' 'I know,' 'yeah,' and about fifty other answers throughout Japanese Fullmetal Alchemist!)
---"This one is poison. And you are not protected by the flowers."--- Cheza (WR)
---"Nii-san! Dijoubu? Are you alright?"--- Al (FMA) (repeatedly…)
---"This unworthy one does not believe you should fight."--- Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin)
---"Tomoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"--- Kenshin (RK-Japanese) (don't you just love how Japanese Kenshin screams? Funny, funny, funny!)
---"Oh, yes. I am so tiny that you cannot see me amongst the grains of sand. LIKE ALWAYS!"--- Ed (FMA-J)
---"Now I know why the sky is so blue. It is that so we will always strive to reach it."--- Kenshin (RK-Movie) (oooo, deep)
---Conversation during the fight between Ed and Roy in Fullmetal Alchemist:
Al says : "So, what is your plan?"
Ed : "PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD!"
---Eh, well, brilliant as always, Ed-kun…
---"The pen is blue…the pen is blue… THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!"--- Liar, Liar : Jim Carey
---"I'm kicking my ass!!"--- Liar, Liar : Jim Carey
---"I killed a mirror…"--- Secret Window : Johnny Depp
---"Ah! Radioactive nuclear dust bunnies!!"--- Inuyasha's Daily
---"Lord…what the hell am I doing here?"--- Wolfwood (TG)
---"I hate this, I hate this, I hate this. I HATE THIS!!"--- Yzak (Gundam SEED) (gotta love 'im…I'd like to see him go into "seed" mode!)
---"I have this bag of animal crackers. I think I'll bite off all their heads!"--- VolleyPickle16 (scary…:) )
---"Give me back my CHIPS!"--- VolleyPickle16 (Anime Clan)
---"Yeah. It'll be duck soup…"--- Chrono (CC)
---"That Rules!!"--- Greg Ayres (Voice Actor of Chrono) (FUNNY-FUNNY)
---"I am not a bean!"--- Ed (FMA) and Kenshin's Chick…the chibi that she is. J/K!
(Intermission…This is a space. Saw that in another fanfic. Loved it! Stole it… heh heh. If you LOVE TO BE AMUSED, read on. If you're a sane human being, skip between the bold print…puu! ---These are not anime related, but funny!)
---"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on E-bay."--- Inuyasha's Daily (Anime Clan)
---"Push ups are against my religion."--- Miroku's Reincarnation, Zach
---"I have to go study for Bio II because it's the devil!"--- Zach (in biology woes)
---"THE ELBOW IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!"--- Zach (more biology woes)
---"I gotta go pee!"--- Rylz (See below to the continuation of this poor boy's…um…whatever --- )
---"I gotta piss like a Ryley!"--- Drummer Boy/Kenshin's Chick (inside joke…funny…use the phrase sometime!)
---"Bob Dole? You mean that Windows guy?… something occurs to him No, that's Bill Gates."--- Cole-kun (to be spoken as a single thought…:::sigh:::)
---"Are we at number V?"--- Cole-kun (Roman numerals can be so…frustrating?)
---"Cole…you never cease to give me gas."--- Hoener-sensei
---"That's one big ass sheep!!"--- Deraigon (Anime Clan)
---"I squelched…like squelch!!"--- Deraigon
---"Geometry was created to make you miss algebra…"--- GCN-anime-dragon (it's true!)
---"Dust bunny…dust bunny…dust bunny…SESSHY!"--- Deraigon (referring to what's really inside Sano99's head)
---"I must say, the ink flowage in this pen is not exactly satisfactory."--- Ooms-sensei
---"GCN…if you don't stop poking me, I'm going to stab you with this pencil until you bleed!"--- Kenshin's Chick
---"Donut…donut…donut…hee hee hee hee!"--- GCN-anime-dragon
---"I have no idea…"--- VolleyPickle16
(This is a space. And now after that strange convoluted intermission, we'll continue the anime parade, beginning with -----)
---"LIAR!"--- Flay (Gundam SEED) (I think she may have pierced my eardrums with that one…damn bitch…)
---"I'm sure that if you come and pray that you'll grow!"--- Rosé (FMA-J)
---"You dork."--- Lloyd (ToS)
---"Oo-o-o and Whee-e-e!"--- Jin (YYH) (which is where I got the saying)
---"If I have the power to do good, I should put it to good use!"--- Kira (GSeed)
---"Oh, applesauce!"--- Rosette (CC) (did you know: 'applesauce' used to be a big swear word?)
---"singing My little pony…my little pony…I love to brush your beautiful hair!"--- singing Kenshin's Chick…(referring to the humorous exploits of Richard Cox in the TV show 'My Little Pony.' Funny…!)
---"Boo-yah! Damn, I must a genius!"--- Zelos (ToS)
---CONVERSATION: (Tales of Symphonia)
Lloyd : "So, Zelos, why do the girls like you so much?"
Zelos : "That's easy. It's because I'm beautiful and smart. I'm a real prodigy!"
Lloyd : "Prod…easy? A prod easy? You were prodded easily as a child?"
Zelos : "The scary part is that you're serious…"
---"I'm going to go find that damn Kagome!"--- Inuyasha (IY)
---"Screw this stupid journey. Paradise can kiss my ass."--- Tsume (WR)
---"What's wrong with you? You're psycho!"--- Dearka (GSeed) ---Note on this one. Did any of you see the Cartoon Network's edited edition of this episode? (#32) I was SO pissed off at what they did. Miriallia is SUPPOSED to HAVE A KNIFE!!! They edited out the damn knife!!! Now, they left Flay's GUN in! What the hell is up with that?!?! AHH!
---"HELP ME FIND MY PUPILS!!!"--- you know when Athrun and Kira go into SEED mode and tear the hell outta each other screaming death threats and each other's names? This is what they REALLY want to say!
---"Article 4: Fighters are outside the ring when any part of their body come in contact with any solid surface other that the ring itself. And air is not solid."--- Koto (YYH) laughs!
---"Have you realized that you're a pain in the ass?"--- Katana (Gad Guard)
---"I'm just peachy. I just love turbulent carriage rides with seats are soft as granite!"--- Ed (FMA)
---"Good grief. Now that was different."--- Hughes (FMA)
---"singing I'm gonna kill ya…and put ya in a pool of blood…"--- Vash (TG)
---"Cheza does not eat bugs!!"--- Kiba (WR)
---"Hot dog, hotdogs! I'm gonna go see a man about his dogs!"--- Chrono (CC) (easily amused as always…)
---"Goodness gracious…"--- Azmaria (CC)
---"finishing previous statement Great balls of fire!!"--- Chrono (CC)
---"I am known as Valaninaz Alachanela Ze-hag Zushia Baherdez Gumbi Gobela Blue Stratavare Talantrez Pierre Andre Tarchten Hermon DeBoldavinche Baldos George Dolstsokeiser the Third. Don't hesitate to call!"--- Vash (TG) (HOW in the seven hells he got through that line without laughing, I'll never know!)
---"Dammit! What is this? Be Bitchy Day?"--- Yusuke (YYH)
---"Yo! Earth to toddler bitch!"--- Yusuke (YYH) (who else?)
---"I think it's a place called London…"---Ed (FMA-J)
---"Barry the Chopper-san?"--- Al (FMA-J)
---"You're just a pipsqueak and his talking trashcan!"--- Clause (a.k.a.: "Klose") (FMA)
---"MY BACK…again!"--- Ed (FMA)
---"Einstein…I don't trust him…"---Ed (FMA-Manga)
---"I'm really glad that I'm small—gah!—I didn't just say that!"--- Ed (FMA) (after surviving countless time when big people would've been cut in half)
---"Over here, you giant eggplant!"--- Chrono (CC) (what is it with these people and eggplants?)
---"Lowest of the low! You who hath suck below me, you have not even a name! You dare to touch my contractor?! You dare hurt what's MINE?!"--- Chrono (CC)
---"Nicol was 15! He loved the piano! He only fought to protect the PLANTS and Kira cut him down!"--- Athrun (GSeed)
---"Of course I'm a girl! What is it with you men anyway?!"--- Cagalli (GSeed)
(Another space. And so, for now, this is the end of the quotes. Have no fear, it is far from the end. There will always be more…always…always…always… Now we will continue on with the fifth part of the list, as listed below:)
38) And the Sword is Down!: Grrrrrr. This really agitates me. Weapons in anime frequently get broken, which is (duh) understandable. However, whether it is a katana, sword, staff, halberd, boomerang, arrow, or anything, when it breaks, one or more pieces will land right in front of the screen, point down. With the point stuck in the ground so that it's sticking up! What are the chances of that actually happening, every single time. ----I'm not even going to bother listing examples. It's in every one.
39) The Wonders of Hot Springs!: Sheesh. In about every show, there's an episode that features characters bathing in a hot spring in either a provocative or "male-audience-appeasing" manner of hentai-ness. This phenomenon probably is really common because of the pervy-ness of the male mind, and the fact that there are numerous hot springs throughout Japan, and apparently they are a common attraction. My question is, why is always girls naked or mostly naked? What about appeasing the pervy-ness of the female mind? :::sigh::: Examples: Rurouni Kenshin, Read or Die, Inuyasha, Tales of Symphonia, and a dozen others that I can't seem to think of right now. Weird, ne?
40) "Holy" Men and Women: Holy my ass. They never, never are orthodox holy. This applies to priests, monks and "chosens." Their bad habits often include womanizing, smoking, being-violence prone, and swearing. Best example ever: Miroku! Forever Miroku! Next in line being Sanzo (Saiyuki), with third place tied between Zelos and Colette. One's a klutz, the other is…well…Miroku Alternate Universe! Amen!
41) "Star Wars" Theory: One of the most memorable instances in Star Wars was the realization for Luke that the evil bad dude, Darth Vader, was actually his father. Anime has taken its own spin on this theory…often adding its own original twists. The father is an alien! He's a demon! And always, hai, always, he ends up being someone that the main character (who doesn't know his dad) will end up having to fight…or worse yet, kill. This theory crept into my mind when I finished the game "Tales of Symphonia." Kratos, an awesome character, betrays Lloyd (main character.) Guess what? Kratos was his dad!
42) The "Inuyasha" Theory: Every demon in the world of Inuyasha stares down at the hanyou because he's just that: A hanyou. He's only half. Inferior. A loser. So…why is it then that while all these spiders and centipedes and cats and lizard FULL DEMONS always GET THEIR ASS TOTALLY KICKED and die terrible deaths…whereas Inuyasha gets pierced through the chest and neck numerous times, but shrugs it off like it was nothing? It seems to me, if I had a choice, I'd be only half, because it's better. Other examples: Yusuke is half demon, and so is Goijo from Saiyuki. Kira (Gundam Seed) is also the most powerful Coordinator because he was born a Natural, a freak. And yet he kicks the genuine Coordinator's asses!! Can you think of any others?
43) "Flat as a Pancake": The situation: Character get hurled ten thousand feet into the air, gets kicked, punched, or possible falls out of an airplane. Poof! He/She lands flat! (Usually on the back!) Do the animators know how hard that would hurt? OWIE! Characters rarely land "sprawled" or "crumpled." It's always flat. This occurs in almost ever episode of Yu Yu Hakusho…and come to think of it, Chrono Crusade, too.
44) The "Anime" Wave: News Flash: Arms are now made of rubber. You no longer have an elbow. While they were removing that, they misplaced half your bones too. So now, when you wave, you have to sway your arm in a spaghetti-like fashion, slowly…so slowly…swaying stiffly from side to side. Hee-hee! Funny to watch! This applies to approximately 90 of anime girls…the younger the more likely. Odd…
GCN: Cough! Cough! I think I'm coming down with something. At least that's my excuse for the ultimate insanity of this chapter. Made you laugh, didn't it? Yes, I'm weird, caffeinated, and perhaps a bit too 'over the top' at time, spewing shit that may not be as funny as I think.
I am amused, what can I say?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I worked really hard getting it together (With the help of Sano99 and Kenshin's Chick for helping with the quote section, and the others members of the Anime Clan and hell, my whole freaky school system for granting all the weird, wild…and sometimes disturbing quotes and influencing me into doing this. See what stress does to you?! Just look at me! AHH!
Oi-o-o-o-o-o…must go watch Will and Grace. And then anime. Always anime! Now YOU—REVIEW!!! Review! Hai, Review! Tell me your fave parts…and what bugged the crap outta you. That way I can keep making this better and better. Gosh, this thing was long!
Plus…have you checked out my newish LEMON fic, Starry Night??? I've been told it's superb. You must read! And my other fics too, can't forget about them!
I'll try and update my other stories soon!
-------GCN-anime-dragon :P
(Another Disclaimer: I'm not insane. I'm not stupid. I'm just like you. This fic is for humor purposes, so I let my crazy alter ego out. Thank you for reading!)