Love, Luke, and Snow
By gilmoregirl1979
(just another woulda shoulda coulda)

Hi! this is your Friendly Disclaimer: I don't own Gilmore Girls. No Harm, No Sue. Dialouge has been borrowed from....episode 1-08 - Love and War and Snow (written by Joan Binder Weiss; directed by Alan Myerson)

Some Dialouge and intentions have been altered by me, Gilmoregirl1979

(It's more Fun THAT WAY!!!)

The shout outs:You like me you really like ME!!!! WELL DUH I'm so DAMN LOVEABLE!!! LOVEABLE, I TELL YOU!!!
LuvzAFunEthing: Guess who got season 2 in the mail today!!!!!!!! (it helps when you pre-order in August!!) i'll show you mine if you show me yours DIRTY!!!
Pink88 Calm the frell down HERE you GO!!!!! (Geez, you are exciteable that way!!! lol) and to quote "you are in an updating kinda mood...good, go with that... " lol it's my motivation, thank you director of mine!!!(now that i have her magestesy's permission!!)
gcmel : why i do believe we are becoming friends!! I still love hearing from you!!! thank you for forgiveness, i'll have two bloddy mary's then i won't remember the trip inside that head 'o' hair...ew hair!!!
danagabrielle: Wait there's more.... do do do do...
scubaluver: hon, read the title... i had to do it!! nice and slow....
bright-star4455 :cous cous it's really good and easy to prepare look for it at your local grocer (this message brought to you by taylor doose)
pokey: Missed ya babe, i love how you hate max too!!!- WAIT ther'e more... do do do do
L/L r Lobsters : hehe i aim to please...
politicaldonkey:I thought about that, but see driving through townin a car is different that wandering a town you don't know well, on foot, mind you !! , and snow makes everything look different. he had to go from the garage, to the inn, to the square, to her house... he may have gotten turned around. he's a scholar, not ON STAR!!(again not in car... it's sick.... ask Gypsy) ;o)
Buffalo : thank you!!!
NicoleMack: i love the way your mind works!!! (insert my own evil laugh!!!!)
Nyla: Hey you like this? check out the other woulda shoulda couldas by me and LuvzAFunEthing

The Q for this story: What if Lorelai had gone inside with Luke for coffee in Love War and Snow ?

(inspired by my inssesant need to watch and re-watch the first season DVD till season two comes out(which i got today YEAH!!! )… and the rantings that come out of my mouth as I yell at the TV during such a marathon… ;o)

so i'm gonna go watch a film by kirk again!!! LOL-ENJOY!!!

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CH 3:
The Little Woman and Me, ... and Lane Makes Three??

Luke and Lorelai entered the foyer, Luke helped her off with her coat, and hung it up for her.

"Well you know the lay out of the house already." She grinned, thinking already of the stairs.

"Having fixed every other square inch of it. Yes." he chuckled, oblivious where she was going with this line of conversation. As he took off his coat. "Where do you keep the coffee, again?"

Lorelai turned to face Luke. "I don't want any!" Luke's coat never made it to the hook. It simply fell to the floor as Lorelai slid her arms around his neck and restarted what he began outside. Luke was surprised how eagerly she rekindled the affection, Okay, little less conversation, little more action, butWOW! then again he wasn't about to complain. Yet something gnawed at him, like he was some how taking advantage. Between kisses he tried to reason."Lorelai, … maybe we should … think about this."

"Do you want to stop?" she said panting slightly.

"Ummmm … no," he admitted " What about Rory?"

"She's snowed in … In Hartford" her eyes almost twinkled.

"In Hartford?" he confirmed.

"In Hartford," she nodded "… With my parents."

OH GOD! That means we're alone. Luke seemed to process that information. All the talking she's done tonight and she couldn't mention that earlier.

"Do you still want to stop?"

Luke's only answer was to pull her closer for another passionate onslaught. Lorelai began to lead him toward the stair case, as she made short work of the buttons on his flannel to reveal his undershirt. Luke blindly pressed Lorelai against the banister of the landing, unable to find the stairs with such a glorious distraction as Lorelai.

"Lorelai" he breathed in her ear.

"Luke" she hissed as he pecked down her neck.

Then Suddenly… "Oh My God!" was exclaimed from the hall.

The entangled couple broke apart to find that they had been caught by Lane Kim.

"Lane?!" Lorelai exclaimed.
"Lane?!" Luke echoed.

"Lorelai" the teen was in shock, and she tried to swallow her excitement, Just keep a straight face, a straight indifferent face. She was slightly amused at the older couple's reaction to being found out. HELL amused at the fact that the town thought they should be together, and here they were… together.Patty will be so happy.

"Luke… its uhhh … it's Lane" Lorelai stated the obvious, struggling for anything to say and to breath normal again.

"Lane…" Luke nodded in the teen's direction, cleared his throat again, face beginning to turn red.

"Luke." Lane nodded in return, feeling a bit uncomfortable, and some what disappointed; who know's how far they would have gone if I wasn't here, Miss Patty will be so upset.

"Uhhh, Lane! Well, Hi, hi … Wha … uh … we're just … we were" she looked over at Luke whose expression seemed to say this is not happening. Lorelai placed a hand over her mouth, like that would hide the kiss. Turning back to Lane, Lorelai still stuttered. "… what are … what are … what are you doing here? "

Lane tried to explain "I'm sorry, I was waiting for Rory. I'll just go back into her room and I won't come back out, I promise." Lane quickly turned and walked to Rory's room and put on loud music to drown the potential adult make out session.

Lorelai listened for a second. "Oh, that's The Cure. I have to go back in there."

Now Luke stammered, "It's okay, … I … I should go…" having had enough embarrassment for one night.

"No, no, please … stay, " she kissed him again, "I'll be back as fast as humanly possible. "

Still dazed from the last 5 minutes of kissing and embarrassment, that last kiss convinced him, he licked his lips, "I'll start up the coffee." he said absently.

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"Hey." Lorelai entered caustiously.

"Sorry I messed up your ...date. " I hope that's what it was...

"Uuuuuhhh, you didn't ...mess up my ... date." she kinda tripped on the lastword.Wow, a date with Luke, is that what this is?"What's going on? "focus on the teen, focus on the teen.

"I was waiting for Rory to get home. "

"Sweetie, Rory's stuck in Hartford tonight. "

"Oh, I didn't know. I'll just go. "

"Hey, do you wanna talk? I'm not Rory, but we do use the same blow dryer. "

"I did something really stupid today. "

"Okay, what'd you pierce? "

" Nothing. I touched a boy's hair. "

"Okay. "

" A boy I really like. "

"So far, missing the stupid part. "

"I kind of did it without his permission. "

AAAAAAAAHHHHH "Now we're getting somewhere. "

"I don't know what happened. I mean, I was just standing there and then he bends over and his hair falls forward and suddenly it's like my hand has a life of its own. "

Lorelai knew Lane didn't have a cool approachable mother to talk to about these things. "Sounds like your hand had a little help from your hormones."

"God, I'm so humiliated. I can't ever go back to school. I'll have to be home schooled. My mother finally gets her way."

"Look at it from a different perspective. You have so many years of screw-ups ahead of you . . . view this as a trial run for really grownup humiliation. "

"So not helping."

" Maybe you should be a hairdresser. "

"Lorelai!"

"Yes, it's perfect. Then you can run your hands though anybody's hair you want and they'll pay you for it. "

"What am I going to do? I mean, everyone at school's gonna be talking about me. I can't show my face."

" Everybody does stupid things in high school, it's like a requirement."

"Not like this."

" No, some people get pregnant. Talk about something really juicy for the gossip mill. "

" I forgot about that." she knew the wise and learned Lorelai had to be right.this would blow over, and she could go back to being the invisble audiophile.

"Yeah. Everybody screws up, Lane. That's what happens. It's what you do with the screw-ups, it's how you handle the experience - that's what you should judge yourself by. I have a great life and an amazing kid. And I took a detour, I ended up some place good. "

"Yeah. "

"Tell me this - how did his hair feel? As good as it looked?"

"Better."

"Oh, you're gonna be fine. I'm positive about that. "

"Thank you. "

"You're welcome. "

How to bring this up.... "Soooooo , you and luke!"

"Oh yeah,.... well ... you didn't see what you think you saw ... right?"

you and him sucking face, oh nooooooo!!! "Right must have imagined the whole thing. my mother was right sugar is like LSD..."

"See this is exactly why I would adopt you ifI could!!"

"No one will hear it from me."
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Lorelai came out of Rory's room to a man in her kitchen.

"Everything okay?" Luke asked as he busied himself with Coffee making.

"Yeah, … it will be, … teenagers." She shrugged with a smile.

"Coffee will be ready in a minute." He turned to her, in the old causal friendly way. She smiled at him, stepped closer, and she put his arms around her waist. "So."

"So" he mimicked, happy she stil lwasn't weirded out by this, or hasn't hit him yet. again positive sign.

She pecked his lips with hers again. "Where were we?"

"You might just convince me about the magic of snow." And he tried to kiss her as passionately as before, but after a few moments both pulled away. "I'm sorry, I feel weird doing that with" he lowered his voice"… her here."

Lorelai agreed, "Yeah I know. I'm sorry Lane is gonna stay here tonight. She had a really bad teen day and she needs to crash someplace … well, … sympathetic. I know, I'm sorry, this isn't what I had in mind."

"Really? So you planned this?" with an arched eyebrow.

"What no? that's not what I meant." Now she was flustered.

"All night, with talk of magic snow and it was just you trying to seduce me?" He grinned. Happy she was flustered for once.

"I didn't plan this." she defended.

"I know," he teased, "the snow did." He kissed her again, a simple peck. "so what now?"

"Movie?" she smiled.

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