A/N: I am on a roll today. In truth, I am procrastinating from cleaning or doing homework. Of course, I don't hear anyone complaining. Anyway, R&R! Love ya---Loo

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"Alright, who did it?" the technician at the gate asked, looking at the other technicians around him.

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it." One of them replied and the other two giggled.

"That is very unbecoming of an officer, Lieutenant." The major said.

"I apologize, sir." The second man said, not at all sorry.

"Good. Now, where did that noise come from?"

"Umm, sir. I know it sounds crazy, but- I swear it sounded like it came from the Gate." Another tech said, looking out at the giant ring that SG5 had just gone through a moment ago. The major looked back at him, rolled his eyes and continued running his diagnostic without another word.

Meanwhile, a few floors above them, Triss was just coming out of her room wearing the clothes offered to her: BDU's.

"How do they fit?" Sam Carter asked.

"They leave sufficient room for us to move, though I do not like the material very much." Triss answered.

"Yeah, well, you'll get used to that…eventually. The Colonel, Teal'c and Dr. Jackson are waiting for us at the elevator. Ready to go?" Sam asked.

"Yes! Let us depart." Triss said, with a small jump of excitement. The two walked to the elevator and were met by Jack, Teal'c, Daniel, Janet, and the General.

"Triss, I assume you will remember the rules for being on our world. Dr. Frasier is going with you in case something should happen." The General said, then turned to Jack. "Colonel, you are to be back here at 1700. No later. Understood?"

"Yes, sir." Jack replied. The elevator arrived and the group loaded into it. Triss stood directly in front of the doors as they closed.

"Where are we going, Colonel?" Triss asked as the elevator rose.

"Well, I was thinking that we may go to the large store here called, 'Walmart' first. Get you some normal looking clothes." Jack answered. Just as the elevator reached the top, Triss jumped, causing her stomach to lurch slightly.

"Oh, I do not like these moving rooms called elevators." She grumbled as they filed out, then turned back to Jack. "To Walll- mart!"

A/N: So? What do you think? R&R!---Loo