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Chapter 1: Warning Label?

"WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM, PEOPLE!!!"

Koenma's sudden entrance caused Yusuke's face to take more than just a sip of his ramen soup. Meanwhile Keiko, Botan, and Kuwabara, with whom he had been eating lunch, were thankfully safe from dunking their faces. Furiously Yusuke snarled, "What the hell are you—"

"We've got to get to Hiei and Kurama right away!"

"Eh?" Everyone stared blankly at Koenma. The prince of the underworld stuck a piece of paper in their faces, yelling, "There was a warning label!" "A warning what?" everyone echoed. Taking a deep breath, Koenma proceeded to explain.

" RememberthathourglassthingyouandKuwabarabrokeYusukewellithadawarning label!!!"

"Er, okay.... So that hourglass thing had a...warning label?" Yusuke ventured Koenma nodded vigorously. Kuwabara asked blankly, " Why the hell does that kinda thing have a warning label?" "What kind of warning label?" Botan piped up. Koenma stuck it in their faces again, crying, "I said, READ!" So they read.

Warning: Repercussions may occur. Side effects include aggression, overprotectiveness, and a overwhelming amount of chibi-ness in short han-koorimes and fox demons in human bodies and single mothers. Concerning the latter, please beware of sudden brain function failure.

"...."

"WELL?!!"

"It's...oddly...specific..."

"What's 'repercussions' mean?"

"Something like whatever happened once will happen again."

"Oh."

"WILL YOU PEOPLE FOCUS?!!!"

Dead. Silence.

Breathing heavily, Koenma had to wait a moment to calm himself down. But when he did he cried, "We have to get to Hiei and Kurama at all costs! Remember the LAST time they turned into babies?! Chaos! Havoc!" "Wasn't that just for Kuwabara?" Keiko mused aloud. Botan nodded, saying, "Yup." "So what's the problem?" Yusuke wanted to know. Koenma opened his mouth, but seemed to think better of it.

"Well...actually...you're right! There is no problem! Well, not to you, me, Botan, and Keiko, anyway."

"Wasn't it cute when those two kept on picking on Kuwabara?"

"IT WAS NOT CUTE! It HURT!"

"Aw, shaddup. You just couldn't take it like a man, that's all."

"Enough! Go and find Hiei and Kurama now! They might already have—"

(A Half Hour Later)

"–Turned into babies," Koenma finished lamely.

Chibi Hiei sat on a blanket laid out on the floor of Koenma's office, with a furry little Kurama ardently watching over him. He absolutely refused to let anyone near Hiei. Kurama shifted from rubbing cheek-against-cheek to snarling and snapping and back again whenever someone came near. Hiei, on his part, seemed bored. Really bored. But cute. Really cute.

Looking at the warning label, Yusuke muttered, "Again, oddly specific. Well, there's the overprotective part done." "Same as last time?" Koenma sighed. "Hell I'm goin' NEAR those things!" Kuwabara proclaimed almost desperately. When he had walked by Hiei and Kurama earlier that day to close the office door, Kurama had perceived Kuwabara as a threat to Hiei and attacked. Kuwabara's leg was presently bandaged.

"But how? We can't even get near those two without getting bit! No, wait, that's just Kuwabara..."

"Hey!"

"We'll have to try. Call Yukina. Maybe she'll be an exception."

Meanwhile Yusuke continued to study the warning label. Overprotectiveness, check. Aggression, check. Both were believable, but the last one? Beware of chibi-ness? What the hell?

Owari (not! well, actually, yeah...)

To Ranma Higurashi: Hopefully I will. I've got a 4-day weekend coming up!

To Mea: Tank u, tank u. I. WILL. UPDATE!!!

Hiei: So she claims...

To Psychogirly: Wa ha ha ha ha ha! The sequel...it LIVES!! (cue lightning and thunder)

To What2callmyself: The chaos, the humor, the ultra chibi-ness!! It has RETURNED!!!

To Dragon Tamer103088: My updates are erratic, so to say, but I'll do my best!

To Kumori Sakusha formerly Saelbu: Hi! (waves) (Hiei, you wave too) (Like hell I will)

To Melodysmilesalot: Heh, sorry. But these things always look freakin' longer when I type them!

To KitsuneAkai13: Originally, I never planned a sequel! Sweet Childhood was supposed to be all on its own.

To waterdragonmaster: But wait you shall! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!

Hiei: ...She's at it again...

Kurama: Indeed... (sweatdrop)

To shadow dragon: Yes! Yes! And I really like your name! And waterdragonmaster's too! I'm sucker for dragons...

To fox gal: I didn't mean to! Really!

To The Dude: Thanks for lovin' it! And I like your name too. 'The Dude'. Heh...