Not much happened yesterday was hot and 31 degrees my best friend wagged school and stayed home, I got hit in the jaw with soccer ball by my friend. But it turned out okay I got to have an ice pack. Today math was boring which is bad cause I love math and my math teacher said that I should get an A in the exam. I found out that this boy in my class may become a serial killer, he wants to rip my pencil case, break my best friends glasses, kick my other best friend up the but, chuck a rock at his friends head, kick his other friend in the nuts and wants to rape his best friend. My best friend and I were giggling so much we got in trouble, of coarse he was joking but in was still funny, the thing that scares me most is the fact that it is possible to do this, he's already stabbed the table with his pen when me and him were playing knots and crosses he is so stupid, he also wants to get something pointy to poke some ones eye, eg: a compass.
Chapter nine: Kai's I.O.U
"Well..." she started, "you know the dance at Pizza Planet, the competition. Well I need some dancers, male dancers. My brothers can't dance and I already know what dance they'll be doing, it's the song 'Badaboom' by B2K from You got served. I'm the one that made the dance, pretty stupid if you know what I mean," she said quickly, taking her lab coat off, as the bell was about to ring.
"You want Tala and myself to dance with you? I'm not doing any slow dancing," and Kai also taking his lab coat off.
"Well yes and it's a sort of fast song, I already know the moves to the song, I've done it before and you've got easy parts, Celeste and myself have much harder moves to do than you guys, so please?" she asked putting on a puppy look. She took a seat and looked down at the table, "Tala's already said yes-"
"You have!?" Kai growled turning to face Tala who was standing behind Kai nodding his head. He stopped and stared at Kai in shock,
"N-no, I-I mean yes I did and you can't do anything about it," he said standing up start, "she needs us and she's your housemate Kai and plus she can now owe you, she's in your debt," he whispered leaning towards his best friend.
"Your right," Kai smirked and then he said loudly, "I'll only do it because now you owe me, you know an I.O.U." Celeste thought it was best if she stayed out of the argument, instead she was daydreaming about Tala.
"What? No way, that's not fair but I'll do it anyway, just these simple rules, no sex okay?" she replied a pleading look in her eyes.
"I'm not that sick," he mumbled, he got up as the bell rang and walked to his next class, Tala following next to him. Jade sighed and bid goodbye to her friend and followed the two boys.
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Jade sat at the back next to the window where she watched some P.E class playing volleyball. Their teacher was away and no one had bothered to go to the office to ask for a sub. Currently she was listening to her iPod, she felt a little bothered and annoyed because most of the boys were staring at her, grumbling to herself she picked up her pen and started drawing in her exercise book. Jade looked up and turned off her iPod as Kiki walked past her to where Kai and his friends were sitting, which was right behind her. "Hey Kai," she greeted in her seductive voice. Today she was wearing a really short red mini skirt and an orange v-neck top. 'That top clashes to much' Jade thought. Kai ignored the girl standing there and all his friends had stopped talking, "I was wondering if you could give me a ride home, cause my cars at the mechanics," Kiki continued. Jade looked at Kai and she saw his brow furrowed in concentration 'he can't, no he wouldn't he doesn't like her,' Jade thought.
"No," he replied uninterested, he looked up and saw Jade looking relived. Jade started smirking and watched as Kiki's eyes widened.
"Kai come on please, I need a lift how am I supposed to get home?" she started begging and Jade frowned she was getting annoying the outfit and the fact that she was begging. Jade smirked again as an evil idea popped into her head 'hope Kai says yes.'
"Kai?" Jade interrupted, "I need a lift myself what do ya say?" Jade looked at Kiki who had stopped pleading and turn to scowl.
"He's taking me home Jade, not you. He doesn't even know you," she scoffed, she turned back to Kai, "so I'll-"
"Jade I'll take you home meet me at my car," Jade looked happy and smirked as Kiki's eyes widened.
"No way! You say yes to her and not me, what does she have that I don't?" the red haired girl shrieked, he face turning the same colour as her hair.
"Kiki, it's not the fact of what I have, it's the fact that my house is closer to where he lives that or he doesn't like you," Jade said putting her iPod back on. Kiki huffed and stalked off to her friends. Everyone laughed and continued talking again, Kai was leaning on the hind legs of his chair staring at the black haired girl in front of him, "Kai!" she suddenly shouted. She heard a loud bang and everyone was laughing clutching their sides. She turned in her seat and saw Kai picking himself off the floor, he sent a death glare in her direction, she smiled and said, "you said next time I want your attention I have to call your name out and not poke you." She giggled silently went back to looking out the window. (I did this to the kid mentioned at the top that should be a killer, I called out his name and everyone started laughing it was hilarious.)
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Jade was at the letterbox checking the mail, she walked through the door of the kitchen and found Kai was busy making dinner, "you got mail, looks fancy," she put the letters that were mostly to Kai on the island and walked out the door. She entered her room and picked up her laptop, walking back into the kitchen she started to plug it in. It was quiet for a few minutes and the kitchen started to fill with the delicious aromas of Kai's cooking. Jade was typing away madly at an essay she had due in the morning.
Kai walked to the letter and peered at it closely, it was mailed in a gold envelope, "it's from my mum and grandfather," he suddenly said, he started to open it.
"And I care, why?" Jade asked not taking her eyes off the laptop.
Kai ignored this statement as he read his letter, his face turned into a scowl and his eyes narrowed, "no way am I going to that," he mumbled scrunching up the letter, "I need a date, bull, I am not going to a bloody snooty party," he continued taking a seat next to the girl who had stopped typing.
"I hate those parties, the dancing and the dressing up," she said saving her work and turning her laptop off.
Kai looked up surprised, "you go to those parties? Cause if you do I think I have figured the I.O.U," he said smiling.
"Never seen you smile, you look nice smiling and yes I do go to those parties but with my family and no I will not be your date," she replied opening the fridge and taking out a can of coke.
"Come on you owe me for the whole dance thing, if you don't do this I won't do you your favour," he crossed his arms against his chest and lifted an eyebrow.
'To have Kai dance and me go to the party or not to have Kai dance and not have to go to the party. I need him to dance... oh man,' she battled weighing all the possibilities in her head, "fine I'll do it but this does not leave the kitchen," she agreed letting her head drop.
"Great thanks," thanked Kai getting up and to the stove, "don't worry I'll be there and perhaps Tala," he reassured seeing that Jade wasn't as happy and was still frowning.
"Oh great, I feel a lot better," she mumbled starting to get plates and cutlery ready.
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This chappie wasn't as good as my other ones, but please review I don't feel like dropping on my knees and begging I have a headache. Poem time:
I had a boyfriend named Billy
Bob
He was quite fascinating and he offered me a job
A good
heart he had, and he's as solid as a rock
Nice to be around
with, and loved to fish by the dock
I might be off track so I'll
tell you the story of my job
At first I wasn't good at it, I was
such a slob
It was my first time doing this so I had to act fast
I
put it by my lips and WOW I had a blast!!!
I was only about
twelve, so yes I was ashamed
He couldn't believe I have never
done this, I felt so lame
He looked at me and said, "Geez, you
should have learned this"
OHHHH I wanted to punch him with my
fist
But I kept my cool and begin to blow
My jaw was hurting,
so of course I blew slow
He said, "Come on' you can blow
better than that!"
Who did he think he was? Mr. Big Brat?
So
I blew and I blew trying my best to impress him
I felt so
ridiculous, like a chicken or a wimp
I was running out of
breath
But I still continued on with the rest
He was impressed
with my blow job
I was so happy I wanted to sob
I told him, "I
don't want to work for your show"
He said, "It's going to
be taped for people to buy, don't you want to
blow!"
I gave him more blow jobs and I was done
I told him I
had to go, he said, "Bye, I had fun"
I had a blast too but
I'll never want to learn to blow.....................
BUBBLES
AGAIN!!!!
P.S ...Get your mind out the GUTTER you perverts...:P
Ha Ha! You like that one I found it on the net. REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!
