Grim Reaper: I shalt inform thee that God, the Grand (e) does not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Sauruman: Come on, she's no where near smart enough to come with an idea like that!
God: I think I made a mistake when I let Greebo, Scarletta, and Gandalf have the day off…
Sauruman: Oh no, letting Grim and I do the author/ess notes is a great idea… -insert evil laughter-
Grim: Read on, or DIE!
"Damn, where's Ryou?" A brunette haired, soon to be eighth grader asked his blonde friend.
"He should've been here hours ago Nolbz!" The blonde known as Dess replied, peering to his glow-in-the-dark watch.
"Wasn't Bakura supposed to come, too?" He asked, as the two walked along the tall grass bordered pathways.
"Maybe they got together!" Nolbz exclaimed, throwing a hand over his mouth.
"Doubt it, but I say we get Ryou first, that way Bakura will come out for sure!" Dess proclaimed, beaming.
Ryou awoke from his dreams to the sound of stones at his window. At first the snowy haired youth was frightened, but then remembered his friends could be the result of the crackling. 'Oh my gosh, I forgot to meet them!' His mind busted out, as he jumped hurriedly off his bed. He ran to the window.
"Psst… Ryou!" Nolbz hissed outside.
"Hey, one sec, I'll be out in a minute!" The emerald eyed boy called grabbing shoes, putting them on, and crawling out his window.
He landed on his feet showing cat-like reflexes.
"Where were you?" Dess asked.
"I fell asleep, sorry! Where's Bakura?" Ryou asked, curiosity dripping from his voice.
"We're about to find out." Nolbz announced as they stepped out of the path to reveal a big house, with an even huger yard in front of it.
"You guys can go get him, I'll wait." Ryou informed nervously.
"O contraire Ryou sweetie! You get him, we wait." Nolbz commanded, motioning for Ryou to go.
"No you go!" He argued a slight blush tinting his sun kissed face.
"Ok, I guess we aren't going to get him then." Dess said, feigning a sad tone.
"Ok, fine! I'll go get him!" Ryou moaned, jogging off to the home.
"I have no idea where his window is!" He mused, spying through two or three.
He looked through at least six different windows before finding the correct one. Bakura was sprawled out on a bean bag chair in front of his TV, sleeping soundly. 'Oh my, he looks cute!' Ryou thought as he stared admiring the older teen.
"I wish I was in there with him." He said dreamily to no one. He then started knocking on the window.
I was sleeping soundly, then all of a sudden, I hear pounding… at my window? I think someone's trying to break in! No worries, they won't get past this tough ass!
I run to my closet and drag out a baseball bat, then sneak to the window. I lower my weapon when I see something that makes my heart skip beats. Ryou, wearing my sweater again, outside my window, giving me a sweet smile.
I open my window slowly, and he waves.
"Hi!" He says happily.
"You kind of scared me, I thought you where a thief or something…" I say coldly.
"You're the thief!" He jokes.
"So want to come out? Nolbz and Dess are with me." He tells me, almost looking to be begging.
"Sure, let me just… I'll be out in five." I say, slamming the window. I grab shoes and a dark blue pull over, hurrying out to the door.
I run outside, tackling cute little Ryou to the ground.
"Bakura!" He hollers as we fall.
"You're going to wake up my mom!" I shrieked, flicking his head.
"Owe!" He whined, poking me. I forced down his hands and laughed as two smaller boys jumped on top of me.
"Dog pile!" Dess shouts. I gasp as I feel myself seek in on top of Ryou, my nose touching his. He stops his squirming, and is caught in my gaze, breaths coming out in short wisps.
"I, can't, breathe…" He murmurs, trying to catch his breath. I push Nolbz and Dess off, and roll off Ryou.
"Thanks." He says, sighing in relief.
"Nice sweater." I add casually, getting up and giving him a hand. He hesitantly takes it.
"Oh, you can have it back if you want." He says softly, biting his lip. I shrug and catch up to Nolbz and Dess.
"We should go to my house!" Nolbz chirps. The other two agree, so we head towards his humble abode.
The four arrived at a sky blue home with a dim blue porch light, and small basketball court. The grass was well tended, unlike at Ryou or Bakura's house. In fact, Bakura's yard was mostly gravel. Though, like Ryou's house, there was a garden.
They all walked inside, revealing a sea green carpet, matching furniture, and ocean blue walls. A single light was turned on by the coffee table.
"Is any one home?" Bakura asked in a hushed tone.
"Nope! My mom and dad work grave yard shifts! They're vampires!" Nolbz humored. Dess nodded along, a smile on his bronze face. Ryou yawned, sinking down on a sofa.
"Is it weirdo's bed time?" Bakura asked playfully, a smirk on his lips.
"No." Ryou replied in a pouty tone, crossing his arms. Bakura sank down next to him.
"We should watch a movie!" Dess exclaimed.
"Ok!" Nolbz countered, as he ran back into the living room with three colas in hand, and an orange soda for Ryou.
"Orange soda?" Bakura said in a strange tone.
"It's my favorite! I don't really like any other kind." Ryou informed in his sweet tone.
"Let's watch 'Sandlot'!" Dess exclaimed, jumping up and down.
"Cause this wouldn't be the billionth time." Ryou groaned, tilting his head back. It was true, Dess watched said movie at least once a day.
"Uh, better idea! Let's ask Bakura; what would you like to watch?" Nolbz asked, wide eyed. He truly hoped Bakura would not say 'Sandlot'.
"You got 'Signs'?" Bakura questioned, fiddling with the pillow tassels. Nolbz grinned when he saw the frightened look on Ryou's face. Ryou was absolutely scared to death of anything that had something to do with aliens, or UFOs. In fact, 'Signs' was actually in his least favorite movie list, along with 'Men in Black', and 'Alien Species'. It didn't matter how tacky they could look, he still screamed.
"Oh, Ryou hates aliens." Nolbz answered in a purposeless tone. Bakura turned to gaze at a slightly blushing Ryou who had his head bowed down.
"What's a matter, scared?" Bakura teased, grinning. Ryou peered to him with pleading and hurt eyes. Ryou's look had wiped the smile right off Bakura's face. It was all too adorable and pitiful. Bakura really hated to feel sorry for people, but unfortunately for him, the gentle jade eyed boy sitting next to him played a bigger role on his emotions then anyone else every could, would, or did.
"Oh please Ryou! I haven't seen it yet! My mom won't let me since its PG13!" Dess begged. Ryou bit his lip. He really didn't want to watch it, but he also didn't want to ruin everyone else's good time.
"I'll hold you if you get scared." Bakura offered, half joking. Ryou blushed again.
"Fine." He muttered in defeat. Nolbz turned on the DVD player and slid the movie in, doing all the excess mumbo jumbo. He then squished him self in between Ryou and Dess.
Ryou managed to hold in his scream when it showed the aliens on the roof. However, now the movie was towards the part where that Mel Gibson fellow searches through the corn fields in the middle of the night for the sounds he heard.
Ryou tenses up as the guy runs through the fields. Bakura noticed and slid an arm around Ryou's apprehensive shoulders.
"It's ok." He whispers, calming down Ryou flushed a little. Then out of no where, a pale green foot appears out of the corn.
"AHHH!" Ryou shrieks, diving into Bakura's lap. Nolbz cracked up as Dess squeezed his arm in fear.
Bakura eyed the startled heap in his arms. Now that Ryou noticed what he was doing, he turned a hue of red one wouldn't think possible. He sat up, trying his hardest to hide his face, even know all the lights were out.
"Sorry." He mumbled. Bakura let out a slight chuckle.
"Its ok kid, if jumping on my lap like a cat makes you feel better, then you do as you please, as long as I get to watch my favorite flick!" Bakura said happily. Ryou smiled and laid his head on an arm of Bakura's which was rested on the couch arm. He spread his legs out a bit from his old position on Bakura's lap and relaxed, snuggling into the new found comfort. Bakura smiled to himself and used Ryou's shoulder for an arm rest.
Ryou found himself growing sleepier by the second due to the new found warmth and tranquility. Weariness over took him, all his fears drifted away. For once the white haired youth felt safe, no matter what happened.
God, the Grand (e): Yay! Finished! Now I can go make clay horse molds!
Gandalf: I love me. Let's all talk about our qualities and differences.
Greebo the Dragon: Talking really helps unnerve your soul, I know when I do it, my soul feels a hell of a lot light!
Gandalf: Oh my gosh! Greebo cursed!
God: -gasps- The world will end!
Grim Reaper: SCORE! Finally! -dances the death dance-
Greebo: Hey cute moves, show me sometime!
Gandalf: Anyways, now that we have at least half a page's nonsense, let's get something done!
Sauruman: We got the lovely honor of also doing review replies!
Grim Reaper: Now I can die happily. Did anyone catch the joke?
-silence-
Sauruman: -pats Grim's shoulder- Well I thought it was funny. Anyways, one person I would like to curse is Yugi-Obsessed!
God: -bangs head on table- Saury, I said be nice! Eep! You think Mayberry is a bit of a witch? She really isn't supposed to seem that way, she's supposed to seem nice… well nice-ish. Her niceness really doesn't show until later chapters when her little story unfolds and come through… She really isn't all as bad as she seems (as you will see in the end hopefully) but if she does turn out like a witch, then so be it and my horrible writings! As for Ryou's mom, she was supposed to just seem overly protective, but as I wrote it, she did sound bitchy, so there ya go! Either way, karma will come the two's way and unhappy things will happen, so stay tuned! As for Bakura, don't worry, he gets his revenge! Here's your update supreme shaker!
Grim Reaper: Doom will come, December jewel!
God: No it won't and trust me, I think I'd know, I am God! -cough- Anyways, of course he sneeks out! No self respecting kid who had a true hottie to go see later would stay home! Glad this story makes you happy, and of course I'll keep updating!
Sauruman: I'm your worst nightmare, DreamingChild!
God: So where's that story about the two kissing? Heh, I'm sorry they haven't kissed! They will soon enough, I promise! You use a lamp for your pedicures? Haha, I use my blow dryer! It works oodles! Yum, the grnad (e) smells of Windex window cleaner!
Grim Reaper: If I could take a spatula to anyone's cat, it would so be Snow-Shadow-Wolf's!
God: Then I feel sorry for that cat… I know my Ms. Stripeypants would not like a spatula to her head one bit! Anyways, Hiya! Wowie, I never thought of Ryou staying with Bakura and his mom! Great idea though, I may have to use it yet… but probably in the sequel! Yay, you fed me an idea! For that, you deserve a shiny penny! Yay, orange you glad? Anyways, they should've made a 'Weekenders' movie! Have you ever seen the Recess one? I love that movie! And the 'Hey Arnold' one of course! I was only sad poor Helga didn't get to stay with Arnold. Well, glad you liked the last chapter! Sorry you weren't feeling well last Sunday! I didn't feel good erm… Thursday… stupid migraine. I tried laying down, but then my cat dug her claws into me and it hurt. She still doesn't get skin isn't claw proof. Blah. Anyways, hope you are having the best of days!
Sauruman: Jump the rope, Pyro-Panda!
God: HEY! -points vicious finger- You stole my costume! I need that, how else do you think I keep Sauruman from murdering me? Yet another Ryou-mama hater! Again, she wasn't supposed to seem so mean, but hey, things happen! Wouldn't the world be great is fishes had wings?
Sauruman: Anyways, nope, it's not a llama, it's Voice-Sama!
God: Oops, I did it again! I rhymed your name! Ten points for me, and a golden star! Yay! Yes, about everyone does know the two 'like-like' each other instead of just 'like'! As for the skirt Mayberry wore, I was basing kind of on all the little short, flurry tennis skirt-type things like half the girls at my school wear. They're all ruffley and stuff… It's sad tough because like all the girls have the same exact ones, so you see the same damn skirt like six times a day! Those people really need to find new clothing stores! Heh, you would've died thinking about it? Hah, good one! Glad you liked the chapter fluffy!
Sauruman: Fluffy? Hm… Anyways, some is a slave4kai!
God: -glomps- You called me excellent?!? YAY! Now that deserves a lolly pop! Just not watermelon flavor, because I don't support and am in no way affiliated with Watermelon flavoring. Anyways, glad you liked the chapter!
Grim Reaper: Poision, poision, chibi nazumi!
God: You love us?!? WE LOVE YOU TWO MAN! Group hug! Sorry Gandalf couldn't comment on that, he's busy making cupcakes with his buddy Rude dog! Glad you like the story though, yay!
Sauruman: Salutations, Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel!
God: Aloha, once again! No, they shan't kill you! I'd pull my 'knight in shining armor' costume out, but someone stole it! Curse them! Aw, poor Bakura, he got his leg bitten! Yay for denial! Anyways, here's or here was your update, hoped it was grand (e)!
Grim Reaper: Time is running out Uory's Lover!
God: Give me the taste, gimme the joy of summer wine! Sorry, had to type that! This is the best story you've ever read! Oh wow jitter bug, that is too nice! -glomps- Yay! Are you sure, there are plenty of better stories, trust me! Aw, you bonked your head? Then you deserve an ice pack! -hands icepack- hope that helps the bumps! Another apple juice hater? Yes, good for you! Apple juice is horrid, along side orange juice! I was sad the last time I updated this, because there was nothing else to drink, the horror! Anyways, once again glad you think it's the best! That makes me so happy I could piss myself, only, then Gandalf would have to give me the whole 'potty training lesson' again! Heh, no but thanks!
Sauruman: Mhm! Lastly we have Wizzu!
God: Yes they are the best coupling! Thanks for thinking I did a good job, and glad you liked the story!
Grim Reaper: Well, I have a few people to go banish from the face of the earth so I must be off for today!
God: Thank you all so much for reviewing as always!
Sauruman: God says we should tell you to review again, so, review… or just go eat cake; that's cool too!
God: Whatever, but later days!
Sauruman: And we hope your days are peachy!