All right folks. This is my great experiment in mary sueism. Is it humanly possible for an author to drop a character from this world into the cannon world and a. make it seem like it could be cannon, b. keep everyone in character and c. keep the OC original (and realistic) enough to appease the rabid reviewers?

For my sake, let us hope so. There will be a note on how I am using language at the end.

Enjoy and review! I need to know how to continue/edit this!

The Authoress

It was supposed to be just another normal day – well…night anyhow. She was walking back from the gym to her dorms when a rustle to her left made her glance over. Warily, she continued on the path, gripping her key tightly; it was probably the best weapon on her. She didn't look to see if someone was there; it was a big city, chances were that it was nothing, and if it was someone, it was just a bum.

Slowly, she relaxed, as nothing big, scary and male jumped from the bushes. Just as she had loosened her grip on the keys, a yell echoed across the small park, issuing from the point that she had just passed. It sounded rather foreign, and in a lot of trouble. She growled under her breath. She couldn't do much, having no cell phone and no supplies, but now she had to check it out. Doubling back, she peered behind a tree's shadow. A wind suddenly sprung up, whistling over her back and towards the shadow. It creeped her out, but whoever had yelled was still there; there was noise still coming from somewhere.

'Somewhere' became evident as the wind grew stronger, whipping her hair around and stealing her handkerchief.

"Hey!" She cried, and made a grab for it. The wind suddenly turned stronger, and she tripped.

It was the last thing she remembered.

"So what do ya think she is?"

"Well, she's not a demon, not a whiff of demon on her."

"She doesn't have any weapons."

"She's pretty; in a strange sort of way." thunk "Aie. I was merely making an observation."

"Kagome! She has clothes like yours!"

With that fact pointed out, the four resumed their inspection of the newest enigma. Miroku bent closer, inspecting the afore mentioned enigma's shirt (and therefore, chest) closer. "I cannot seem to make out the markings on her clothing." He said, as Sango glowered at him.

"Certainly not for trying." She said darkly.

Miroku glanced up at Sango and Kagome, both eyeing him with a certain animosity in their eyes. He held up his hands. "I can't help where it's placed!"

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Sure, lecher, but you aren't complaining." He squatted down and poked the girl in the shoulder. "Hey! Wake up!"

"Inuyasha!" Kagome said, as Shippo bounded behind some bushes in apprehension, "don't wake her up yet!"

Too late, as it turned out; the girl's eyes fluttered open to a pair of golden eyes and white hair. She promptly gasped, choked, coughed and sat up quickly, then subsided again, moaning and saying something incomprehensible.

"What did she say?" Asked Sango, looking at Kagome.

"I don't know." The girl replied, looking worried, and knelt down. "Hello!" She said, smiling.

The girl looked from Kagome to Miroku to Sango to Inuyasha and back to Kagome. Then she said something, again, completely alien to their ears, though the pitch of her voice had risen a few notes.

"She's talking gibberish." Said Sango, "Perhaps the shock?"

Kagome paled as she listened to the girl speak, fast and strange. "That's not gibberish." She said quietly, "it's English."

"English?" the rest said all at once, each looking as confused as the next.

"It's another language, I'm not sure if it was around now…" Kagome explained hesitantly.

The girl had noted the lack of attention being paid to her, and had curled up defensively, looking at them in a mixed between fright and confusion. Again she spoke, again not a word made sense. When they made no reply, she curled up even tighter and bit her lip. The group saw her begin to shake.

Kagome, attempting to be the liaison between the group and the girl, made a gesture of peace and said very, very slowly: "Iiiiiiiit iiis oooooooook. Weeeee aaaaaaare frieeeeeeends." She smiled brightly.

Though she seemed to finally understand that they net her no harm, the girl was uncharmed, muttering something darkly. Kagome couldn't tell whether it was anger or fright. She sighed. "Well. This is going to take awhile."

"Why don't you just talk to her in her language?" Miroku said sensibly, "Isn't that one of your subjects in school?"

Kagome sighed. "I took Korean," she said in slight annoyance, "The English classes were full, and I would have had to wait another year to start taking my language." She shook her head. "I know maybe a sentence or two in English, and it's things like 'The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain' and 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn'." She sighed. "That's not exactly helpful in situations like this."

Miroku sighed. "Well, it was worth the thought."

Absently Kagome nodded as she sat down the rest of the way and looked at Inuyasha. "Could you get my backpack?"

Inuyasha kicked the ground and complied, sensing that this was not the time to argue. Digging around, Kagome pulled out a pen and paper, thinking that perhaps writing would help. She quickly scrawled out a message and handed it to the girl. She glanced at it, sighed and held out her hand for the pen. Kagome gave it up willingly, thinking that perhaps they had made a connection. She was disappointed when she got the paper back, and it was nothing but scribbles that looked much like the ones on her shirt. She knew that they were part of the English alphabet, but that was completely meaningless to her. She looked up, and the girl shrugged, obviously having much the same thoughts.

Kagome shook her head, completely lost for ideas. The girl presented a solution, sticking her hand out and saying one word. Kagome looked up, perplexed, and saw her pointing to herself. "Kay."

It took a moment, but Kagome finally got it. She had heard that the English didn't bow, instead they shook hands. "Oh!" She exclaimed, and took the hand, shaking limply. She pointed at the girl and said firmly, "Kay."

Kay grinned and clapped her hands, delighted not to be completely misunderstood. Props to Tarzan, she thought, never thought that the me; Tarzan you; Jane thing would ever come in handy.

"Hey everybody!" Kagome called over her shoulder, "Her name is Kay!"

"That's a strange name." Sango said over a sip of tea.

Kagome was about to reply when Kay tapped her on the shoulder, and pointed at her none too subtly. Kagome nodded, pointing at herself. "Kagome." She said.

"Ka-go-me." The girl said, chewing the pronunciation.

"Kagome." Kagome said again, helping her with it.

"Kagome!" Kay said, and nodded, knowing that she had gotten it right.

"Not bad." Said Inuyasha, "At least we know her name."

"Yes, but how are we going to know more?"

Kagome glance at Kay, who was peering at Inuyasha with an odd look. She noticed the glance, and pointed, asking a question.

Kagome pointed, "Inuyasha."

Kay nodded, this time not practicing, but getting up and going over to the half demon. Walking up to him, he was disconcerted to find that she was actually taller than him, heck, she might have been able to rival Sesshomaru in height. He didn't think that girls got to be so tall. And that meant that the first thing she saw was…

"Aie! Kagome, call her off! Get her off of me!"

"Inuyahsa! Just stand still! I don't know how, I don't speak English!"

"Fine!" He said, and shoved her off, stopping the attack on his ears. "Gees, don't they have manners where you come from?" He said as she stepped back, looking thoroughly perplexed.

Kagome ignored the fact that she had done the same upon meeting Inuyahsa, and shook her head. "I think she's American; they're…particular."

Inuyasha rubbed his ears, glowering at Kay, who was still working out the mystery. "Yeah, well, particular must be a nice way of saying IDIOTS!" He yelled the last word in her direction. Kay just shrugged and grinned.

Suddenly, Kagome was very glad that there was a language barrier.

Not too bad, I hope?

There are a few things I need to explain. You will not be seeing any Japanese terms, if I can help it. The speaking in this story is meant to all be in Japanese; therefore, if something was said in Japanese, it would sort of mess up the language barrier thing. That make sense to everyone? The bit of American bashing (very tame bashing, but none the less) is not all my fault, the manga has some as well (which made me laugh)

This is already written up to page twenty three. Tell me how long you want the chapters; it's at three pages right now; and I'll try to post at that rate. Review and tell me what you think! Ya'll come back now, y'hear? ;-)