Residents of Evil

- Beach of Lunacy -

A/N: Sorry for the looooong wait... I had writers' block... ;;; Well, here's chappy 2!

"Hey!!! You idiots!! Can't you see that I'm standing waaaaaaaay over here?!" Alexia screamed to the people playing volleyball. No one wanted to pass the ball to her.

Steve grinned as the ball came hurtling towards him. "You want the ball? You've got it!!" And 2 seconds later, the ball was last seen hitting Alexia and sending her straight into the sea. Her last words were: "Steve BURNSIDEEEEE!!!! YOU SHALL DI-----" before only splashing noises were heard.

"Oops..."

"Mr Burnside, that was totally uncalled for!" Claire complained, "Now where the hell are we gonna get another volleyball?!"

"Mrs Burnside, please don't call me Mr Burnside," Steve smiled back.

Claire blinked. "Heeeeey... waitaminute..... We're not even marrie--"

"YO DUDES!!!" Rebecca yelled at everyone, "ICE CREAM'S HERE!!! And look who I've found lurking around!" Rebecca somehow managed to conjure Albert Wesker up from thin air and hold him up by the back of his collar.

Chris looked up from the newspaper he was reading, "Is that..." he started.

"Alyson Wesker?!" Nemesis completed.

Wesker crossed his arms haughtily, "ALBERT Wesker, you imbecile. Now Ms Chambers would you be so kind as to..." he took a deep breath, "PUT ME DOWN?!?!"

Rebecca didn't like it when people bossed her around. She friggin hell didn't like it at all. "As you wish. I shall PUT YOU -- " And she flung Wesker straight into the sea like what happened to Alexia, "down now." she finished and dusted her hands.

Alexia meanwhile was trying to crawl out of the water. 'Arghh.. Shouldn't have worn this purple dress out to the beach...' she thought. And barely 3.14 seconds later, something big, black and shiny landed on her and it went, "ooooof!" and Alexia went: SPLASH!!! And she was back in the water again.

Rebecca and Nemesis were figuring out how to open the ice cream box.

"Hey, Chris! Open this for us!" Rebecca called. "CHRIS!!!"

Chris Redfield was oblivious to Rebecca's constant shouting of his name. Instead, he took out his handgun and shot Nemesis in the leg.

"OW! What the hell was that for?!" Nemesis cried, hopping up and down on one foot.

Rebecca rolled her eyes, "My gawd.... There's seriously something wrong with you people... You guys don't even know how to smoke properly!" And then she spotted Alfred in the distance, riding a bicycle. "Hey, Alfred!" Rebecca called.

"Meep!" Alfred replied and rode towards Rebecca.

"Help me open this ice cream box. It hates me so much that it refuses to open!"

Alfred grabbed the ice cream box.... and immediately dropped it.

"What do you think you're doing?" Rebecca yelled.

"It's COLD!" Alfred whined, rubbing his hands together.

"Urghh!" Rebecca slapped a hand to her forehead, "You sissy!"

"Don't worryyyyyy!" Chris shouted and sprang to life, "I shall help thee!!! For I am drum roll James Bond!!! Muahahahaha!!!"

And Chris proceeded to shoot the ice cream box with his gun.

"WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Rebecca, Nemesis and Alfred took cover as ice cream flew everywhere.

Some of it hit Chris in the face. The rest showered Steve and Claire.

"HEY!!!" Claire squealed.

"What?!" Chris replied, his face covered in chocolate ice cream.

"Umm..." Claire said, "Is that chocolate ice cream?"

Rebecca fell over. "Duh, it's chocolate ice cream!!! Are you BLIND?!"

Meanwhile... In the water...

"Get OFF me!" Alexia screamed at Wesker and incidentally lit his hair on fire.

Wesker's eyes grew big, realizing what Alexia just did, he dunked his head under water. A huge 'HISSSSSSSS" was heard and steam was seen. And his head came up again.

"You damned fire-witch!!!" Wesker yelled, "What have you done to my hair?!"

But Alexia was already crawling out of the water and onto land. Wesker followed suit.

Chris, Rebecca, Steve, Claire, Nemmy and Alfred were sitting on a picnic mat and playing TRUTH OR DARE when Alexia and Wesker came towards them with dark faces.

Chris was the first to look up, "Wesker.. Dude, what happened to your hair??" And Chris broke into a fit of hysterical giggles.

Wesker touched his head.

Scene switches to the parking lot at the beach about 500 meters away. A car drove into one of the lots and out stepped Jill Valentine, Leon Kennedy and Barry Burton, all dressed up and ready for the beach.

But before they even took a step towards the sea they heard something.

"MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALEXIA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HAIR?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?"

All three looked at each other. "Wesker." The trio stated and shrugged.

Leon looked around. "Why're we at the beach? You know I hate the beach... It's because of all the-"

"Sharks. We know." Jill nodded, looking at Barry with a Leon-is-crazy look. "Now let's go find the others.

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To be continued!!!

A/N: Okay, I admit. It was SHORT. But that's cos i got writers' block! Don't kill me! Everyone gets writers' block! But then again, I'm not very happy with this chapter... Wasn't as good. Anyway, till next time... D Review please! I survive on reviews!