Jadey's Surprise
by: Trienta de Enero
Labriah: hey guys what's up?
Kittie G: not much here you?
Kitty K: what you talkin'! There's the sky, and birds, and a cloud and spiders!
Devil Rei: spiders??
Jadey: yeah! Spiders! Hey there's the sun. oooh……. aaaaaah…. AAAAHHH!!!
Labriah: what?
Jadey: I'm blind! I'm blind!
Devil Rei: haha Jadey!
Kittie G: Jadey?
Jadey: yes?
Kitty K: OPEN YOUR EYES!!!
Jadey: oh. Ah much better…….AAAAHHH!!!
Labriah: what now?
Jadey: dude! Sweet! I have X-ray vision!
Devil Rei: haha Jadey!
Kitty K: doesn't that mean that you can see through stuff like walls and ceilings and clothing?
Jadey: yep! (closes eyes) and eyelids too!
Everyone: (gasp)!!!
Devil Rei: haha Jadey! Oh wait! How does Vincent look under all those sexy black silky clothes? Oooh how'd I'd love to feel his tight abs and chest and drag my fingers down his long smooth back and then undo that lovely metal belt of his and feel the cold of his gold claw……( mumbles off incomprehensibly in her VERY VERY happy of a day dream though was shortly snapped out of it by Jadey's next comment)
Jadey: (blushing a hue to match Vincent's dreamy eyes…(narrator goes off into her own little daydream)) heh. Heh. Yeah… about that… I uh- I kinda knew before I had X-ray vision. Heh heh?? (runs away as Devil Rei starts to pull out a huge 6 foot butcher's knife)
Kittie G: Look here comes Giz! Hey Jadey, how does he look?
Jadey: (blood hurtling scream)
Labriah: that didn't sound very good
Jadey: I'm blinded! I'm blinded! I'm scarred for life! My innocence has been taken from me!!
Giz: weirdoes…
fin
---Author's Note: that was… ah, interesting. Hehe. I just had a sudden spasmodic spasm of thought to be var var cruel to Jadey. Giz was one of my middle school teachers. He is gorgy but a little creepy. This is the beginning of a series of many little rants yet to come. MWUAHAHAHA!!! Loves to yall—al mucho extremo!! Hasta Luego mis amigos muy comicos
Disclaimer: Square own everything related to Final Fantasy VII mentioned here. The rest is made from the originality of my oversized brain.
:JadeyA, KittieG, KittyK, DevilRei, and Labriah and copyright of SC5ink. Which means they belong to us (laughs insanely) personal ownership- JadeyA: JessieN; KittyK: KarlaK; Devil Rei: Kristal W; Labriah: HollyB; KittieG: me(DaniB)