Manipulation

by: Trienta de Enero

Labriah: hey guys what's up?

Kittie G: not much here you?

Kitty K: why does Labriah get to start?

Jadey: maybe because…. (silence)… I dunno. (shrugs)

Labriah: why don't you just start?

Everyone: yea.

Kitty K: okay… hey guys what's up? …(silence)…

Kittie G: it don't have the same impact.

Kitty K: wah! …(silence)…

Labriah: hey where's Devil Rei?

Devil Rei: (enters scene with Rufus following and drooling) what'd I miss?

Kittie G: your line.

Devil Rei: oh… haha Jadey!

Jadey: hey it wasn't me this time!

Devil Rei: (shrugs) not my line then.

Jadey: (pout)

Devil Rei: haha Jadey!

Jadey: dude why is Rufus acting weird?

Devil Rei: (holds up little sphere of materia) because of this.

Rest of SC5 Group: (eyes wide) manipulate.

Kittie G: dude! Sweet!

Kitty K: can I use it?

Kittie G: no. me!

Labriah: me! Me! Me!

Jadey: I'll do your homework for a week!…(silence) a month!…(silence) the whole year!

Devil Rei: okay, here you go Jadey!

Jadey: who should I do?

Devil Rei: Cloud!

Kitty K: Vincent!

Kittie G: Cid! No. Reno! No. Barret! No, wait. Heh heh. Rufus. (evil grin)

Devil Rei: grrrr!

Labriah: Red! Red! Red! Red!

Jadey: ummm…uhh…umm… oh I know! (eyes narrow in concentration)…(silent anticipation)… hey nothing happened! (pout)

Devil Rei: haha Jadey!

Kitty K: my turn! (snatches materia from Jadey and concentrates) (Vincent comes strolling along, walking up to Kitty K.)

Vincent: damn… you're hot. (background fades and the group finds themselves in the coffin room where…erm "noises" are heard from Vincent's coffin)

Devil Rei: (starts to pull out her butcher's knife) I must hunt down Kitty K! (starts walking toward coffin)

Jadey: ew. Bad Kitty K!

Kitty K: what?

Jadey: ah! Where'd you come from!

Kitty K: um… here?

Kittie G: (shudders) ew. Gross Vincent… okay my turn. (grabs materia after a great struggle between her and Kitty K) ( concentrates long on materia)

Devil Rei: Rufus is off limits!

Kittie G: damnit! (finds concentration again) (setting changes to that in front of the door of the Secretary of Urban Development's office)

Kitty K: hey where's Kittie G?

Devil Rei: in the office with Reeve. Even I'm not that dumb! Okay, Labriah's turn. Here ya go L.

Labriah: ….

Kitty K: Labriah?

Labriah: (eye twitches) whoa Jadey, you're hot.

fin

Author's little happy place- MWUAHAHAHA!!! Cows rule the world. No matter what Jess and Kris say about bunnies and hamsters cows still will rule! Hehe. I should write my English essay about cows. BIG HAPPY!! LoL. Holly will agree with me about the cow thing too. And which ever animal rules Karla's world (even if it is her bf) we will leave to her discretion. But when I find out it will be then in the hands of the Slick Chickz 5 fan club public. Mwuahaha! So run Karla. but don't hide cuz I won't be able to find you. Well hope you enjoyed this because I am onto the 3rd in this series- A Thing for Cows. Love to yalls to the extreme major and come back and see me because I love you all – really. Er- hypothetically. But it's all good!

Disclaimer: Square own everything related to Final Fantasy VII mentioned here. The rest is made from the originality of my oversized brain.

:JadeyA, KittieG, KittyK, DevilRei, and Labriah and copyright of SC5ink. Which means they belong to us (laughs insanely) personal ownership- JadeyA: JessieN; KittyK: KarlaK; Devil Rei: Kristal W; Labriah: HollyB; KittieG: me(DaniB)