A Thing For Cows
by: Trienta de Enero
Labriah: hey guys what's up?
Kittie G: nuttin' much here. You?
Jadey: yay!
Devil Rei: what?
Jadey: the turks! The turks!
Kitty K: ooh! Yay! … What 'bout the turk?
Jadey: they're here! They're here! (hops around gleefully)(smacks into Rude)
Rude: (raised eyebrow) …
Elena: oh my…(rolls eyes)
Reno: what the…? My nightstick!
Kitty K: heh…heh…(whistles innocently)
Elena: get over it Reno, you have another.
Devil Rei: I'm more interested in that one anyways.(BIG wink at Reno)
Labriah: Tseng, you look like a cow. (KittieG is rolling on the floor laughing her ass off.)
Elena: Tseng does not!! (conks Labriah on the head)
Jadey: don't hurt Labriah! (goes to punch Elena in the stomach but Elena ducks and was hit somewhere else)(Elena's boob deflates)
SHOCKED SILENCE
Elena: WAH! I'm ruined! (runs out of scene crying)
Devil Rei: jeez Jadey, if ya wanted to know if she was real or not I coulda told ya.
Jadey: (major shock) …
Kittie G: Rude?
Rude: (stony silence)…
Kittie G: you're tall. Reno?
Reno: yeah babe?
Kittie G: you're not so tall. Tseng?
Tseng: (mumbling) I look like a cow.
Kittie G: cows are CUUUUUUUUTE!!
Tseng: (thinking) …ah.
Kittie G and Labriah: (big smiles)
Tseng: uh…
Jadey: (comes out of shock and attacks Tseng) you stole Labriah!! (bites Tseng)
(Rufus strolls along into the scene. He sees Jadey attacking Tseng)
Kittie G: Rufus?
Rufus: NOOO!! (shoots Jadey with his shotgun)
Kittie G:…nevermind!
Rufus: (evil glare in eyes) what were you gonna say.
Kittie G: umm…that, uh, Tseng is hot-erm-no! Tseng has a thing for cows!
Labriah: what? (confuzzled expression)
Kittie G: (talking slowly) it means Tseng has a THING for cows
Labriah: NOOOOO!!! (releases Ultimate Limit Break which a puts purple protective barrier shield orb around every cow on the planet)
(Then the astronauts looking at the planet see and odd purple glow appear and go mad and berserk and launch a nuclear bomb at the planet and it blows up which warps the galaxy causing it the implode and collapse on itself ending all life in that galaxy)
some parallel universe
G IettiK: it means he has a THING for-
IeR LiveD: look. What're those purple orbs floating in the distance?
Y EdaJ: ooooh…aaaah…
K YttiK: shiny…
GnesT: are those…cows?
HaribaL: cows!…(grr)my cows!
OneR: Damnit! K YttiK still has my nightstick(shrugs and pulls out tequila)
EduR: (stony silence)…
AnelE: (sniffle) my boob.
SufuR: Mwuahaha!! (shoots everyone dead)
fin
Author's note: hehe I've got a messed up imagination, eh? Coming soon to a fanfiction site near you: "XYZ(and Tseng's)PDQ". Oh yeah I'd like ta send out an extra special thanks to Jessie, Holly, Karla, and Kristal for putting up with my creept work and evilnessupon everyone's characters ¡muchos gracias al mucho extremo! and loves to allof yall whoare reading this! much appreciation!
Diclaimer: the only thing Square owns here is Rufus, his shotgun and the turks. Oh yeah and Reno's nightstick. Heh K.K'll get that back ta ya soon. Hehe
:JadeyA, KittieG, KittyK, DevilRei, and Labriah and copyright of SC5ink. Which means they belong to us (laughs insanely) personal ownership- JadeyA: JessieN; KittyK: KarlaK; Devil Rei: Kristal W; Labriah: HollyB; KittieG: me(DaB)