XYZ(and Tseng's)PDQ
by: Trienta de Enero
Labriah: hey guys what's up?
Kittie G: Charazard!
Rest of Slick Chickz: what? (looks up) oh.
Kitty K: does that mean Ash is here?
Jadey: and Pikachu?
Kittie: and Brock!
Devil Rei: hi Brock!
Brock: hey cuties.
Ash: hey guys what's up?
Slick Chickz: oh my god did he just- oh I think he- to a total exactness major- he must of- he just used Labriah's line!!
Ash: what? No way! That was my line way before it was yours.
Labriah: I don't think so…kid. (everyone takes a step back from Labriah)
Misty: (her annoy always start a sentence giggle) he is, isn't he.
Ash: grrr… I choose you, Pikachu!
Slick Chickz: (laughing their asses off)
Devil Rei: how unexpected! (rolls her eyes)
Pikachu: pi- ka- CCCHHHUUUUUUUU!!!!! (zaps Devil Rei)
Devil Rei: oh you did NOT just do that! (releases Agua summon)(Pikachu twitches almost dead)
Jadey: oh my god! You killed Pikachu! (sees Inu-yasha in background) YAY!(runs after Inu-Yasha)
Labriah: that was harsh.
Devil Rei: haha Pikachu!
Kittie G: haha Devil Rei!
Devil Rei: what? (Kittie G points to Rufus and Tseng making out under a romantic red sunset)
Devil Rei: grrr! (heals Pikachu) now you listen to me. You're going to go over there and beat up Tseng while I steal Rufu- (ZAAAAP) You little shit! I'm gonna kick your ass! (chases Pikachu all around)
Kitty K: (talking to Rufus and Tseng) she's loco today.
Rufus: yeah. I can't believe she likes me!
Kitty K: not as creepy as Kittie G though! She likes Tseng!
Tseng:……oh. (Kittie G comes ambling along. She sees Tseng and her jaw drops and she blushes)
Kitty K: I told you.
Kittie G: (recovering quickly) told who what?
Rufus! You can't have him! He's mine!
Kittie G: but I thought-
Rufus: NEVER!
Jadey: (comes back dragging a hog-tied Inu-Yasha) shut up Rufus.
Rufus: she can't have him! (clings to Tseng's leg)(Tseng gives Rufus the raised eyebrow look)
Jadey: chill. Calm down. Now, who can't have who?
Rufus: (points at a clueless Kittie G) she can't have him! She likes him but she can't have him! He's MINE!!
Jadey: Kittie G can't have Tseng?
Kittie: what? Who said?
Tseng: I am very sorry Kittie G
Kittie G: huh? Why?
Tseng: I do not reciprocate your feelings toward me.
Kittie G: I think I'm gonna hurl!
Labriah: (strolling in and sees Tseng) (gasps) Elena!
Elena: yes?
Labriah: ya know how you like your boss-
Tseng: (raised eyebrow look)
Elena: do not!
Labriah: well look! (points at Tseng)
Elena: (blushing furiously)
Tseng: what?
Labriah: what was that one saying… um. Oh yeah! XYZPDQ!
Ash: huh?
Misty and Kittie G: (wiping their wet eyes from laughing so hard)
Reno: (pops out of nowhere) airin' out , eh boss?
Devil Rei: (stomping back grumily handcuffed to Pikachu) we are forced to be under terms of agreement… because of him! (points out a stoic Rude)
Rude: sir?
Tseng: what is up with all of you people today? what's wrong with me?
Kittie G: (coughs) everything. (is smacked by Elena)
Devil Rei: (eyes widen) damn Tseng, I didn't know you were so…strung…oh by the way XYZPDQ
Tseng: what does that mean?
Everyone: Xamine Your Zipper Pretty Damn Quick!
Tseng: (looks down) (eyes narrow)…Rufus.
(ZAAAAAP)
(Everyone looks to see a charred Rufus, a dazed Pikachu and a Kitty K trying to look innocent)
Kitty K: (whistling)
Rude: (mumbles something to Reno)
Reno: I agree totally man (walks up to Kitty K and digs in the front of her shirt. He pulls a manipulate out of her bra.) knew something didn't look right.
(Avalanche walks into the scene)
Yuffie: heya everybody! 'cept you Reno! Blah!
Kitty K: that isn't very nice. (whacks Yuffie on the head) (Vincent gives Kitty K one of his oh so sexy pissed off to a major glare)(Kitty K falls over dead from schock)
Jadey: dude! Are we done with this chapter yet? Its already 667 words long! And it isn't even interesting yet!
Kitty K: (revived) Jadey! You're so pessimistic! Off with your head! (Jadey's head gets cut off)
Devil Rei: hehe. Now it's interesting!
Jadey: (resurrected) there's no point!
Devil Rei: I'm releasing Berzerk Cow now, Jadey.
Labriah: Noo! Why can't I have the Cow materia!
Yuffie: materia?
(Simultaneously Devil Rei releases the Berzerk Cow summon and Labriah launchs her limit break that puts a purple barrier around the cows. So cows in purple bubbles come and roll over Jadey dead)
Kittie G: you know if you keep killing Jadey she'll just start coming back with her ghost to haunt you.
Rude: we should bury her. (everyone stands in awe at the longest sentence Rude's every said in this fic)
Rude: now. (everyone one scrambles for shovels and other supplies.)
After Jadey's burial
Kittie G: (bawling her eyes out) she was my very bestest friend! (continues to cry)
Devil Rei: you can shut up now. We're done.
Kittie G: well we needed it to sound real. Hey, do you think she'll be able to get out and haunt us?
Devil Rei: nah. The boulder on top will be good. (they walk away)
(A hand reaches out of the ground… To be continued…well not really with this scene but it gives it a dramatic sense)
fin
A/N: Buena! How are my fine viewers doing this wonderful day? or night? I hope my work puts a smile on your faces. Hehe. Oh, how I love winter. It's snowing heartily here in Minnesota. (big happy sigh) do any of you know how to quiet a baby chicken(besides ringing its neck)? Right now it is squawking away. Poor thing. I have become attached to it. oh well. Ooers- My dearest friend Holly has a birthday coming up! She'll be a 16 of sweetness! I think. My loves to her al mucho extremo and my loves to all of yall out there reading this. Chao!
Disclaimer: Square own everything related to Final Fantasy VII mentioned here. The rest is made from the originality of my oversized brain.
:JadeyA, KittieG, KittyK, DevilRei, and Labriah and copyright of SC5ink. Which means they belong to us (laughs insanely) personal ownership- JadeyA: JessieN; KittyK: KarlaK; Devil Rei: Kristal W; Labriah: HollyB; KittieG: me(DaniB)