I'm The Master, So Kiss Me
Disclaimer: Please don't sue me. This is all fanfiction! Yay for that. J.K. Rowling needs to be mentioned when it comes to Harry Potter. Yay that she has invented such a story!
Author's Note: This is such a funny story. I love it. If I get 5 more reviews, you'll get more of this story.
Summary: James caught Lily doing something "naughty" and so Lily, seeing that she's a goody-goody and does not want to get in trouble, has to keep James quiet. But what exactly does she have to do? Be a love slave to James. With James's obsession for Lily and his twisted mind (as well as Sirius's) and with Lily's hot temper, anything can happen.
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Chapter 2- Desperate Are We? In Other Words: Would You Rather Be Naked?
Ah ha! I knew you would be back for more. You love me too much to stop. Might as well continue unless you want to know more about moi...
Alright, I'll get on with the bloody story. Oy. I'm just kidding with you. So, we left with Lily becoming James's love slave and "confessing" her love for James and such. That was a great moment and I shall cherish it forever.
Ok, so I stole James's invisibility cloak and decided to do a little sneaking around. Find out what people do, especially James and Lily, during their daily lives. James would probably kill me someday if he found out but I'm too good to be dead.
Anywhoo, this is where trouble begins. Well, not those big and huge troubles where people die but those love troubles. You see, James has those crazy fan clubs and one of them is the crazies of all. She's flipped, mad, psychotic, any word that expresses that she's mad. I could barely contain myself from laughter as I witnessed the moment. Here's one of them.
"Boo!"
"Aah! Bloody hell, Potter! What is the matter with you?!? You bloody nearly gave me a heart attack!" James grinned goofily at Lily and slung his arm around her shoulder.
"Don't be such a spoil sport. It was merely just for fun."
"Fun does not come close to what I was experiencing Potter." She glared dangerously at James. "Do you want to risk that arm of yours?"
"Remember Lily, I am your master."
"And a bloody horrible one at that." She muttered to herself. James arched a brow at Lily.
"I think I'm perfectly magnificant at it." Lily rolled her eyes as they walked down the hallway. Naturally, I followed. Then, that's when it happened. My eyes were shining from fear and amusement. Here she came...
James too noticed her and suddenly gripped onto her arm. Lily stared at James with confusion.
"What-"
"Kiss me." I arched a brow at that. Kinky James. Very kinky. Desperate now are we? I almost laughed out loud right there and then but I wanted to see what happened.
"James? Here? Now?" I could tell she was irritated. "James-"
"Now." He said in a very demanding voice and suddenly kissed her. Now, I don't know what it felt like so I shan't bother explaining. I could make it up...
Ok, I won't. You might shudder from fear. I'll just say this version that all you girls who love romance love.
When their lips locked, it was as if electricity shocked through them, inside their bodies. Their lips melded into one and the sensual feeling that had been locked inside them soon erupted as passion flared between the two.
Oh Merlin, I can't go on.
That was just...oh bloody hell, that was just bloody...I can't find that word...
Oh who cares. Anywhoo, so they were kissing and I was snickering and they soon parted their pouted, swollen lips (they did kiss for a very long time. I think what I just said before was actually true...there are shudders vibrating throughout my well-built body right now.).
"Wanker." I had to laugh. James and Lily looked around before shrugging their shoulders. Thank Merlin for their daftness.
"Wanker am I? I'll show you what kind of wanker I am. My second command for you to do is to sleep with me." Lily stared shocked at James, then disgusted.
"Potter, are you bloody nuts?!? That I will never do! You're disgusting."
"Ah Lily, what a horny mind you have. I didn't mean in that way. I meant for you to just sleep next to me. I like to feel your body next to mine." Lily shoved James who managed to trip over his robes. Lily doubled over with laughter and pointed at James who seemed to be in a very awkward situation, lying there like a pathetic loser in which I thought that way.
"Sod off Lily! You're pushing it." Amazingingly enough, James still had power, even when he was lying on the ground looking like a daft idiot that he is. I wanted to go and kick James in the arse but I couldn't risk it. I still needed to stalk these people so I could gladly narrate this to you. Oh, the pain of pleasure for you people.
"Fine! But I will not go and strip in front of you!" By then, people were staring at the couple, wondering what the hell was going on between those two. I mean, who says strip in a sentence, especially between the "love" couple?
"Aw Lily. You know I could command you to." James had gotten up and brushed the dust from his cloak and pants and stared at Lily as innocently as he could. I was wondering at the time though where Remus went off to. He could have seriously enjoyed this.
"I'm not going to." She stubbornly said, crossing her arms. Fiesty with spitfire. James really does know how to choose his women. Especially one like Lily.
"Are you ashamed of your own body Lily?" Lily glared at James. That was crossing the line. He knows that he shouldn't insult women about their body. It's no wonder they always ask the men if they looked fat or not.
"Do not ask me that question again James. I might seriously hurt you." James raised his hands up in defence. Then he licked his lips and grinned charmingly as possible. I wonder if there was a devilish thought to it as well.
"I can always place a condom in the air and announce to the whole school that we slept with each other." Lily stared horrified and she looked as if she was about to slap him when she had second thoughts. I think.
"Ok fine, I will go with whatever you have in that horny mind of yours." That's the spirit Lily! Agree with whatever James says! That was a mighty good plan James had up his sleeve. Honestly, I would've done the same thing as well if I were in the same position but then again, all the girls would gladly strip for me. Except for Lily of course. And other few exceptions. Ooh, her as well, and her, and her, oh and I can't forget her, and her too, well, you get my point don't you?!?
The rest of the day was boring. Lily and James didn't say much to each other so I wouldn't want you to suffer as I have suffered. It was really boring I could tell you that. I think they were saving the best for last. Ok, I wasn't that desperate so I really didn't know what happened in that bedroom except from what James told me. I'll go into James's point of view so you could know what James was doing and such and blah blah blah.
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James's point of view
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I was in the common room when she came in and that was good because she came right on time. I grinned at her while she glared at me. She wasn't enjoying this I could easily tell but I was and that was the whole point, wasn't it?
"Well, hello Lily. Excited? Anxious? Happy?"
"None of those." She snapped at me and collapsed onto the couch next to mine (I was sitting in one of those comfy chairs fit for one person). I waited for a few moments before stretching and yawning. Lily ignored me and continued to stare at the fire. I wondered what was going on in that pretty little head of hers.
"Well, I'm tired Lily. Care to join me?" If only looks could kill, I would've been dead a million times, especially that time (this was the cue where Sirius's laughter came in. Why, I have no idea). But, she went without any complaint and even agreeably took my hand that I offered to her. It felt nice, and it seemed that it fit just right for my hand. Her hands were soft and her fingers were slender as they interlaced mine.
"Tired Lily?" I asked her.
"No." She said after yawning. I gave a small chuckle. It was then that I heard a bang and I saw the Head Boy's door open and out walked Sirius.
"Sirius! What the bloody hell are you doing in my room?" Sirius grinned and shrugged his shoulders "innocently." Believe me, Sirius is never innocent so why should I believe him? Lily had let go of my hand and snap her head up from my shoulder as she glared at Sirius.
"Black! What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?"
"Why Lily! What a surprise." She rolled her eyes at him. I had to snort a laugh. Even Sirius knew better than that.
"I think you know better than that Black. You do know that I'm Head Girl." He blinked for a moment, staring at the badge then gave a grin.
"But of course. I was just...ah...freshning up James's bed!"
"You told him?!?" She shrilled at me and started slapping me on the arm and the back of my head. She shoved me and gave a disgusted look before shaking her head. "I knew better than to agree with this whole love slave idea. It was stupid but I need to keep my record clean."
"For what?" Sirius asked innocently.
"Personal reasons." She said simply and flicked a strand of hair to the side. Sirius cocked his head as I groaned, rubbing my head and he started going out for the portrait door.
"Sweet dreams!" He called out, cackling along the way (for the record here, I officially called him insane. Lily of course agreed with me calilng him a dimwitted, selfish, egocentric, prat with no absolute life whatsoever. She also wished that she could kick him in the arse one day, the little git that he is. Her words, not mine.). I shook my head and gave a sigh.
"I hate Sirius sometimes but he's a good bloke."
"To you maybe."
"Oh come on Lily, don't be like that." (Sirius was at this time deeply offended by Lily's coment as well as mine. "You hate me sometimes?!? Bloody hell James, why didn't you say so?!?" I didn't know what he meant by it.)
"Be like what?"
"You know...that."
"I'm not sure I'm following you here James."
"Oh forget it. Come on to bed with me now."
"You sleep early." I grinned at her.
"Just for today. I like to feel your body next to mine." Lily shook her head.
"James. I'm going to kill you one day." She said through gritted teeth and reluctantly trudged upstairs to my Head Boy's dormitory.
"I know you will, love." I said grinning and stripped, leaving my boxers on only. Lily apparantly had hollered at me, saying that I, and I quote, "needed to get some bloody clothes on. Fast." But fortunately for her, I left them on and plopped on my bed.
"Come on Lily." She sighed, frustrated and quickly hurried off to her room to change into her nightgown. She doesn't need to be shy in front of me of course. She started complaining about how she didn't feel comfortable being in her sexy (and very revealing) nightgown.
"Would you rather be naked?" I said cheekily. (I recieved a slap on the face for that. It hurt.)
"Don't say that again Potter." I only shrugged my shoulders and spread my body across my bed. Lily eyed me strangely.
"What?" I said as innocently as possible. She rolled her eyes.
"Scoot over." She commanded.
"Nope. Just lie next to me." Lily had managed to get into bed without touching me at all but I changed that.
"Jaaames!" She complained to me.
"Mmm, you feel soft. Like-oof!" She kneed me in the groin! What was that?!? (This is where Sirius once again laughs at me.)
"I told you once, I will tell you again. Do. Not. Bloody. Touch. Me!" She said hotly. While groaning, I moved over a little and once Lily had finally gotten "settled" (My groin just killed when I was telling this part to Sirius. Odd.), she sweetly said good night and drifted off to sleep.
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Sirius's point of view
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That was a funny story. A very hilarious funny story. I was eating crisps while hearing James's most dashingly good story. Lily, on the other hand, was mad as hell. You see, I've decided to play a nasty trick on them, and they still haven't figured it out. Lily just thought that James had done something to her and decided to play along and James just well, James is daft.
Well, while they were sleeping, I happened to sneak in with the invisibility cloak (in case they wake up) and walked quietly up the staircase that led to the Head Boy's dormitory. There, I chained with my wand, James and Lily together.
They screamed at each other like mad.
I laughed my arse off like mad.
All in all, it was good entertainment for me. So now, they've decided to accept things except for the whole loo thing which I'll get to it soon. As well as the changing of the clothes (James enjoyed it immensely, Lily didn't know it. She thought he had covered his eyes), to the eating at the Gryffindor table (as for as we know, Lily hasn't been two inches near James, even with the whole love slave going on), to the commanding kisses and snogging sessions between hallways (which Lily distasted immensely).
Alright, I'm sure you're all anxious to find out about the loo story...
That's in the next chapter. If you love me (and I know you do), you'll wait faithfully for the next chapter. This is all I can narrate right now. Well, I'm off for some sweets at Hogsmeade so you'll just have to wait soon.
Soon.
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Safiya Femi: Liked it? I know, I know, it's dumb and all but that's the whole point of the story. It's supposed to be dumb. You know what song I'm obsessed about? The Boys of Summer by The Ataris. I love it! Lurve lurve lurve, that is what I need. -singing- It's some song I just made up right now. Not The Boys of Summer. Would you like the lyrics? Well, you can't have them. Too bad. Haha, well please review! Oh, and thanks to those people who have reviewed so far! I appreciate them greatly. Without you guys, there would be no fanfiction or any of my precious stories. Please also read Beaubaxtons to Hogwarts. It's a good story I guess. (It's mine by the way if you didn't know.). I might stop it, I might not. Right now, I'm obsessed about this story. Cheers.
Disclaimer: Please don't sue me. This is all fanfiction! Yay for that. J.K. Rowling needs to be mentioned when it comes to Harry Potter. Yay that she has invented such a story!
Author's Note: This is such a funny story. I love it. If I get 5 more reviews, you'll get more of this story.
Summary: James caught Lily doing something "naughty" and so Lily, seeing that she's a goody-goody and does not want to get in trouble, has to keep James quiet. But what exactly does she have to do? Be a love slave to James. With James's obsession for Lily and his twisted mind (as well as Sirius's) and with Lily's hot temper, anything can happen.
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Chapter 2- Desperate Are We? In Other Words: Would You Rather Be Naked?
Ah ha! I knew you would be back for more. You love me too much to stop. Might as well continue unless you want to know more about moi...
Alright, I'll get on with the bloody story. Oy. I'm just kidding with you. So, we left with Lily becoming James's love slave and "confessing" her love for James and such. That was a great moment and I shall cherish it forever.
Ok, so I stole James's invisibility cloak and decided to do a little sneaking around. Find out what people do, especially James and Lily, during their daily lives. James would probably kill me someday if he found out but I'm too good to be dead.
Anywhoo, this is where trouble begins. Well, not those big and huge troubles where people die but those love troubles. You see, James has those crazy fan clubs and one of them is the crazies of all. She's flipped, mad, psychotic, any word that expresses that she's mad. I could barely contain myself from laughter as I witnessed the moment. Here's one of them.
"Boo!"
"Aah! Bloody hell, Potter! What is the matter with you?!? You bloody nearly gave me a heart attack!" James grinned goofily at Lily and slung his arm around her shoulder.
"Don't be such a spoil sport. It was merely just for fun."
"Fun does not come close to what I was experiencing Potter." She glared dangerously at James. "Do you want to risk that arm of yours?"
"Remember Lily, I am your master."
"And a bloody horrible one at that." She muttered to herself. James arched a brow at Lily.
"I think I'm perfectly magnificant at it." Lily rolled her eyes as they walked down the hallway. Naturally, I followed. Then, that's when it happened. My eyes were shining from fear and amusement. Here she came...
James too noticed her and suddenly gripped onto her arm. Lily stared at James with confusion.
"What-"
"Kiss me." I arched a brow at that. Kinky James. Very kinky. Desperate now are we? I almost laughed out loud right there and then but I wanted to see what happened.
"James? Here? Now?" I could tell she was irritated. "James-"
"Now." He said in a very demanding voice and suddenly kissed her. Now, I don't know what it felt like so I shan't bother explaining. I could make it up...
Ok, I won't. You might shudder from fear. I'll just say this version that all you girls who love romance love.
When their lips locked, it was as if electricity shocked through them, inside their bodies. Their lips melded into one and the sensual feeling that had been locked inside them soon erupted as passion flared between the two.
Oh Merlin, I can't go on.
That was just...oh bloody hell, that was just bloody...I can't find that word...
Oh who cares. Anywhoo, so they were kissing and I was snickering and they soon parted their pouted, swollen lips (they did kiss for a very long time. I think what I just said before was actually true...there are shudders vibrating throughout my well-built body right now.).
"Wanker." I had to laugh. James and Lily looked around before shrugging their shoulders. Thank Merlin for their daftness.
"Wanker am I? I'll show you what kind of wanker I am. My second command for you to do is to sleep with me." Lily stared shocked at James, then disgusted.
"Potter, are you bloody nuts?!? That I will never do! You're disgusting."
"Ah Lily, what a horny mind you have. I didn't mean in that way. I meant for you to just sleep next to me. I like to feel your body next to mine." Lily shoved James who managed to trip over his robes. Lily doubled over with laughter and pointed at James who seemed to be in a very awkward situation, lying there like a pathetic loser in which I thought that way.
"Sod off Lily! You're pushing it." Amazingingly enough, James still had power, even when he was lying on the ground looking like a daft idiot that he is. I wanted to go and kick James in the arse but I couldn't risk it. I still needed to stalk these people so I could gladly narrate this to you. Oh, the pain of pleasure for you people.
"Fine! But I will not go and strip in front of you!" By then, people were staring at the couple, wondering what the hell was going on between those two. I mean, who says strip in a sentence, especially between the "love" couple?
"Aw Lily. You know I could command you to." James had gotten up and brushed the dust from his cloak and pants and stared at Lily as innocently as he could. I was wondering at the time though where Remus went off to. He could have seriously enjoyed this.
"I'm not going to." She stubbornly said, crossing her arms. Fiesty with spitfire. James really does know how to choose his women. Especially one like Lily.
"Are you ashamed of your own body Lily?" Lily glared at James. That was crossing the line. He knows that he shouldn't insult women about their body. It's no wonder they always ask the men if they looked fat or not.
"Do not ask me that question again James. I might seriously hurt you." James raised his hands up in defence. Then he licked his lips and grinned charmingly as possible. I wonder if there was a devilish thought to it as well.
"I can always place a condom in the air and announce to the whole school that we slept with each other." Lily stared horrified and she looked as if she was about to slap him when she had second thoughts. I think.
"Ok fine, I will go with whatever you have in that horny mind of yours." That's the spirit Lily! Agree with whatever James says! That was a mighty good plan James had up his sleeve. Honestly, I would've done the same thing as well if I were in the same position but then again, all the girls would gladly strip for me. Except for Lily of course. And other few exceptions. Ooh, her as well, and her, and her, oh and I can't forget her, and her too, well, you get my point don't you?!?
The rest of the day was boring. Lily and James didn't say much to each other so I wouldn't want you to suffer as I have suffered. It was really boring I could tell you that. I think they were saving the best for last. Ok, I wasn't that desperate so I really didn't know what happened in that bedroom except from what James told me. I'll go into James's point of view so you could know what James was doing and such and blah blah blah.
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James's point of view
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I was in the common room when she came in and that was good because she came right on time. I grinned at her while she glared at me. She wasn't enjoying this I could easily tell but I was and that was the whole point, wasn't it?
"Well, hello Lily. Excited? Anxious? Happy?"
"None of those." She snapped at me and collapsed onto the couch next to mine (I was sitting in one of those comfy chairs fit for one person). I waited for a few moments before stretching and yawning. Lily ignored me and continued to stare at the fire. I wondered what was going on in that pretty little head of hers.
"Well, I'm tired Lily. Care to join me?" If only looks could kill, I would've been dead a million times, especially that time (this was the cue where Sirius's laughter came in. Why, I have no idea). But, she went without any complaint and even agreeably took my hand that I offered to her. It felt nice, and it seemed that it fit just right for my hand. Her hands were soft and her fingers were slender as they interlaced mine.
"Tired Lily?" I asked her.
"No." She said after yawning. I gave a small chuckle. It was then that I heard a bang and I saw the Head Boy's door open and out walked Sirius.
"Sirius! What the bloody hell are you doing in my room?" Sirius grinned and shrugged his shoulders "innocently." Believe me, Sirius is never innocent so why should I believe him? Lily had let go of my hand and snap her head up from my shoulder as she glared at Sirius.
"Black! What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?"
"Why Lily! What a surprise." She rolled her eyes at him. I had to snort a laugh. Even Sirius knew better than that.
"I think you know better than that Black. You do know that I'm Head Girl." He blinked for a moment, staring at the badge then gave a grin.
"But of course. I was just...ah...freshning up James's bed!"
"You told him?!?" She shrilled at me and started slapping me on the arm and the back of my head. She shoved me and gave a disgusted look before shaking her head. "I knew better than to agree with this whole love slave idea. It was stupid but I need to keep my record clean."
"For what?" Sirius asked innocently.
"Personal reasons." She said simply and flicked a strand of hair to the side. Sirius cocked his head as I groaned, rubbing my head and he started going out for the portrait door.
"Sweet dreams!" He called out, cackling along the way (for the record here, I officially called him insane. Lily of course agreed with me calilng him a dimwitted, selfish, egocentric, prat with no absolute life whatsoever. She also wished that she could kick him in the arse one day, the little git that he is. Her words, not mine.). I shook my head and gave a sigh.
"I hate Sirius sometimes but he's a good bloke."
"To you maybe."
"Oh come on Lily, don't be like that." (Sirius was at this time deeply offended by Lily's coment as well as mine. "You hate me sometimes?!? Bloody hell James, why didn't you say so?!?" I didn't know what he meant by it.)
"Be like what?"
"You know...that."
"I'm not sure I'm following you here James."
"Oh forget it. Come on to bed with me now."
"You sleep early." I grinned at her.
"Just for today. I like to feel your body next to mine." Lily shook her head.
"James. I'm going to kill you one day." She said through gritted teeth and reluctantly trudged upstairs to my Head Boy's dormitory.
"I know you will, love." I said grinning and stripped, leaving my boxers on only. Lily apparantly had hollered at me, saying that I, and I quote, "needed to get some bloody clothes on. Fast." But fortunately for her, I left them on and plopped on my bed.
"Come on Lily." She sighed, frustrated and quickly hurried off to her room to change into her nightgown. She doesn't need to be shy in front of me of course. She started complaining about how she didn't feel comfortable being in her sexy (and very revealing) nightgown.
"Would you rather be naked?" I said cheekily. (I recieved a slap on the face for that. It hurt.)
"Don't say that again Potter." I only shrugged my shoulders and spread my body across my bed. Lily eyed me strangely.
"What?" I said as innocently as possible. She rolled her eyes.
"Scoot over." She commanded.
"Nope. Just lie next to me." Lily had managed to get into bed without touching me at all but I changed that.
"Jaaames!" She complained to me.
"Mmm, you feel soft. Like-oof!" She kneed me in the groin! What was that?!? (This is where Sirius once again laughs at me.)
"I told you once, I will tell you again. Do. Not. Bloody. Touch. Me!" She said hotly. While groaning, I moved over a little and once Lily had finally gotten "settled" (My groin just killed when I was telling this part to Sirius. Odd.), she sweetly said good night and drifted off to sleep.
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Sirius's point of view
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That was a funny story. A very hilarious funny story. I was eating crisps while hearing James's most dashingly good story. Lily, on the other hand, was mad as hell. You see, I've decided to play a nasty trick on them, and they still haven't figured it out. Lily just thought that James had done something to her and decided to play along and James just well, James is daft.
Well, while they were sleeping, I happened to sneak in with the invisibility cloak (in case they wake up) and walked quietly up the staircase that led to the Head Boy's dormitory. There, I chained with my wand, James and Lily together.
They screamed at each other like mad.
I laughed my arse off like mad.
All in all, it was good entertainment for me. So now, they've decided to accept things except for the whole loo thing which I'll get to it soon. As well as the changing of the clothes (James enjoyed it immensely, Lily didn't know it. She thought he had covered his eyes), to the eating at the Gryffindor table (as for as we know, Lily hasn't been two inches near James, even with the whole love slave going on), to the commanding kisses and snogging sessions between hallways (which Lily distasted immensely).
Alright, I'm sure you're all anxious to find out about the loo story...
That's in the next chapter. If you love me (and I know you do), you'll wait faithfully for the next chapter. This is all I can narrate right now. Well, I'm off for some sweets at Hogsmeade so you'll just have to wait soon.
Soon.
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Safiya Femi: Liked it? I know, I know, it's dumb and all but that's the whole point of the story. It's supposed to be dumb. You know what song I'm obsessed about? The Boys of Summer by The Ataris. I love it! Lurve lurve lurve, that is what I need. -singing- It's some song I just made up right now. Not The Boys of Summer. Would you like the lyrics? Well, you can't have them. Too bad. Haha, well please review! Oh, and thanks to those people who have reviewed so far! I appreciate them greatly. Without you guys, there would be no fanfiction or any of my precious stories. Please also read Beaubaxtons to Hogwarts. It's a good story I guess. (It's mine by the way if you didn't know.). I might stop it, I might not. Right now, I'm obsessed about this story. Cheers.