Bender
Bender is a robot,
He likes to drink a lot.
Drinkin' down on grandpa's old cough medicine,
But without it he'll rust his tin.
Bender has no true love,
He never keeps one girl long enough.
Though he did meet one on the Titanic,
But she was gone in a bit.
Got sucked up by a black-hole,
She wasn't the kind to dance around a pole.
Though he got over her quickly,
He also took her bracelet quickly.
Well that's enough for Bender,
That big ole' sinner.
Come on wave, done be lazy,
For it's time to move onto Amy.