Disclaimer: Naruto. Not. Mine.

A/N: Initially, I have meant for The Things Fans Wrote to be a one-shot fic. So, when I received so many reviews asking for a closure/continuation to it, I were shocked. And feeling darn helpless too. Because I do not know how to continue! Anyway, after so long, I decided to take a gamble and hereby present to mina-san the second installment of TTFW. Hope you enjoy my dry humor. That is if it even exist at all…

P.S Most of all, I would like to thank all of TTFW reviewers! You guys are fabulous!

The Things Fans Wrote

Part 2

He would not cry again. He would not give the sick Uchiha bastard the satisfaction of seeing his tears a second time. Afterall, he was the great Uzumaki Naruto. So, no more tears. Pronto. Full-stop. End of sentence. Yes, he was not one to be afraid of that arrogant guy. Really. Even after how he was pushed to the floor mercilessly. Straddled on the hip. With his beloved orange jumper ripped to tatters in the frenzy. And…and...body explored by that ta-ahem-lented tongue. Making him moaned and bucked like crazy. Yes, he still was not one to be afraid of that arrogant guy. But, seriously, does Sasuke has to test his patience? That guy has been staring at his back for the past 30 minutes in silence. If not for the sounds of his breathing, Naruto would have swore that the raven-haired boy was dead. Not that he would mind at all.

Unable to suppress his rising irritation, Naruto whirled around to face the Uchiha heir. "What?" he demanded hotly, nearly popping a vein as he did so. His cerulean eyes flashed angrily and he jabbed a finger into Sasuke's pale chest, yelling in an almost high-pitched voice. "What do you want, teme?"

"A second go?" Sasuke deadpanned.

Naruto dropped open his jaw. Literally. How stupider could that bastard get? Did he, Uzumaki Naruto, looked that desperate for a second go? (A/N: YES!;D )

"Joking." Sasuke smirked in immediate follow-up, not even giving Naruto a chance to squeak. Let alone scream back at him. "Actually, I want to apologize. I practically forced myself on you. So sorry."

Never mind that the joke was stale and the apology sarcastic, but this was the most unbelievable news of the year. Century even. Era moreover. Uchiha Sasuke, the I-got-a-stick-stuck-up-my-ass Ice Bitch just officially gone cuckoo. Yes, that would explained why he jumped Naruto. "Who are you and what have you done to the real Sasuke?" the blonde gaped.

"What are you talking about, baka?"

"I'm not a baka!"

"You are…"

"Am not!"

"You are…"

"Am not!"

"You are…"

"Am not. Sasuke is the baka one here. You are the one who decided…" Naruto blushed as his stupid mouth trailed off with its intended words, "to jump me out of a sudden and do those…those…HENTAI STUFF!"

"Sex."

"What?" Naruto sputtered.

"What we have done is called 'SEX'." Sasuke repeated offhandedly.

"I KNOW WHAT IT IS!" the blonde yelled. "AND DO NOT SAY THAT WORD! IT SOUNDS SO VULGAR!"

"Another term would be 'making love'." The Uchiha heir offered helpfully again.

"THAT'S WORSE. WE'RE NOT LOVERS!" Naruto interjected, cheeks aflame.

"Okay…" Sasuke pondered for a moment. "Then, how about the word 'intercourse'?"

"THIS IS NOT A SCIENCE LESSON! AND WHY IN THE KAMI'S WORLD ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS?" The kyuubi-boy jumped to his feet, pointing accusingly at the other.

"Naruto, you're flashing me…"

"…What?" A confused expression came over the blonde's face at Sasuke's comment. As usual, he could not understand his rival's words.

Sighing audibly, the raven-haired boy vaguely motioned with his hands in the direction of Naruto's lower regions. This made the blonde to look down and almost promptly, his jaw dropped open. He was naked from waist down! Apparently, he has dropped the blanket that provided him the necessary decency when he jumped up.

"ARGH! SASUKE YOU THIS ERO-PERVERT!" a shrill scream literally rocked the room.

"WHAT? YOU'RE THE FLASHER HERE! NOT ME!" Sasuke roared back, rubbing his poor abused ears.

"KUSO! FACE THE WALL! DON'T LOOK!"

"…"

"AND STOP DROOLING!" Naruto flung a pillow at Sasuke.

Owari…?

A/N: Installment 3 coming up much later. I got my internet connection cut off so I got to come out specially to rent a computer. Kinda troublesome…Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if a few of you kicked me off your Author Alert list now. This chappie sucks…(wails) I still can't figure out how to put in the feelings the boys felt for each other into the story without making them a major OCC!