Disclaimer: ... nope, Beyblade and its cutie characters do NOT belong to
Nana-chan!!! nothing'll ever change that ^_^
Nanashi: ...... the faith she has in me is so unwavering...
Yasuo: *snickers* my turn... Warnings: shounen-ai, meaning guys liking guys... don't like? too bad! *laughs evilly*
Nanashi & Nanaki: *anime sweatdrops*
Yasuo: ..... what?
Nanashi: erm, anywho...
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Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph, aka Tyson, stifled a small sob as he continued to run. He dashed into a gate, not caring where it lead, as he wiped his eyes. Only to find himself in a very pretty place. A lovely garden of some sort. And the air smelled sweet, of lilacs, lillies, and cherryblossoms.
He couldn't help but stare in wonder, as he wiped his eyes a little more. "So pretty here..." he murmured to himself.
"... Halt!" a voice boomed from out of nowhere.
Tyson jumped, and looked up at the sky, his stormy-blue eyes blinking in cute confusion. "Hello?" he called, meekly.
"... Uh, over here..." the voice said.
Tyson looked back, confusion building, as he spotted a man, dressed in shining silver armor. And beside him was another man, also dressed in shining silver armor.
... How embarrassing wearing the same thing.
"C-can I help you?" Tyson asked, slowly.
"You're not allowed in here!" the man boomed.
Tyson blinked, that man had an odd way of talking. He boomed. He didn't talk, but boomed.
"I'm not?" asked he.
"No! This is Prince Rei's garden! It's considered royal ground, and you have soiled it with your dirty little footsies!" the other guard snapped.
Tyson anime sweatdropped, while the other guard sighed. Then he turned to his accomplice. "Really, Roller, what was our agreement?"
The guard, Roller, sighed. "Uh, sorry Boomer, I forgot... you do the talking..."
"Right, and why is that?"
"... Because you don't say things like 'footsies'..."
The booming guard, oddly enough named Boomer, nodded. Then he turned back to Tyson, aiming his spear at him, threateningly. "Now, who are you?"
"Uh, my whole name, or...?" Tyson asked, slowly.
"What's the diffy?" Roller asked, scowling. Boomer glared at him.
"Roller...!"
"Er, sorry..."
Boomer rolled his eyes, turning back to Tyson, "now, state your name!"
"... uh, okay... ready?" Tyson asked.
"... State it!"
Tyson shrugged, "alright then... my name is Kinomiya.... Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph Kinomiya."
Boomer and Roller anime sweatdropped. "Is... is that your real name?" they asked, in unison. Tyson sighed, but nodded as he held up his Birth Certificate again.
Boomer leaned over, to read the certificate. "What's it say, Bada-Bing-Bada- Boomer?" Roller asked.
Boomer shot Roller an irritated glare. "I thought we discussed the nicknames schtick..."
"Uh, sorry..."
Rolling his eyes, Boomer turned back to the certificate. "It says 'Name: Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph Kinomiya', 'Date of Birth: Unknown'... wait, why is your birthday unknown?"
"My mother didn't think 'N/A' sounded mysterious enough," answered the Seraph.
Boomer snatched the certificate, "this has got to be a fake... no one can have a name that long!"
Tyson gasped, "hey, give it back!"
"Nah... you're just a little liar, and a thief! And I say you broke in here to try and get into Prince Rei's palace to steal all his valuables! Well? Do you deny it?!"
Tyson frowned, "of course I deny it!"
"Ah-ha! Denial! That's the first thing a thief would do!" Boomer declared.
Roller clapped, "you so clever, Boomer! so very clever!" Roller then turns to the reader, "Boomer's my friend... yeah."
"Roller!" Boomer snapped.
"I'm not a thief! I was invited here! Now gimme back my certificate!" Tyson snapped, as he reached for his prized possession. "It's all I have of my mother! Oh, and this medallion, but I still have it so..." he said, pulling out a lovely medallion with a Storm Dragon on its disk made of a strong blue alloy.
... And it looked very expensive. And most guards don't make much money, doncha' know.
"Ooh! Lovely, shiny, and pretty necklace!" Roller praised, staring at the medallion, starry-eyed. He grinned at Boomer, "hey, let's take that, too!"
Tyson gasped, and clutched at his medallion, "don't even think about it!"
"Roller, what'd I say?!" Boomer snapped.
"When?" Roller asked, blinking.
"A minute ago..!"
Roller looked thoughtful, "you said..." He snapped his fingers, "oh yeah! You said 'Ah-ha! Denial! That's the first thing a thief would do!'... right?"
Boomer and Tyson anime sweatdropped. Then they both shook their heads. "No! I SAID I'D DO ALL THE TALKING, BECAUSE YOU SAY STRANGE THINGS WHICH DISRUPTS OUR INTIMIDATING IMAGE!" yelled Boomer.
"No! HE SAID HE'D DO ALL THE TALKING, BECAUSE YOU SAY STRANGE THINGS WHICH DISRUPTS YOUR INTIMIDATING IMAGE!" Tyson hollered at the exact same time.
"And, anyways... we can't take his precious necklace, because it goes against our code as Prince Rei's Royal Knights!" Boomer declared.
"Well, what about the sacred code of 'Whatever Thou Shalt Find, Thou Shalt Keep!'?" asked Roller.
"..... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... point taken... yoink!" Boomer snatched the medallion, and began trying to yank it off the stormy-eyed boy.
"Ack! Hey! Choking! Lacking air! Need oxygen!" Tyson gasped out, as Boomer swung him around, holding the medallion firmly.
"Halt, vile fiends!" a voice cried. Both Tyson and the knights paused, and looked up at the sky.
"Uhhh, ahem... over hither," the voice called.
Tyson and the knights looked to the person speaking. Spotting a young man, ice blue eyes, and wild red hair. Make a guess of who he is. As it gets pretty obvious. And suddenly, our gorgeous lovely beautiful stunning very pretty stormy blue-eyed Seraph blushed, as he couldn't help but think that the young man was a very handsome one.
"Forsooth! Art thou well, Fallen Angel from Heavens of York?!" the redhaired man called, as he leapt forth. The knights rolled their eyes, while Tyson blinked.
"Say what?" asked he.
"I am asking, if thou art in good health, sweet Fallen Angel from Thy Heavens!" the redhaired young man said again.
Tyson anime sweatdropped, "ummm... okay?"
"... Tala, go away," said Boomer, sighing as he still held onto Tyson's medallion. "You're only making things hard."
Roller blinked, looking at Boomer. "I didn't know Tala had that effect on you," he said, slowly.
Boomer blinked, "what?"
"I didn't know Tala could make your thing..."
"SHUT UP, ROLLER!" Boomer shouted.
"You flatter my person..." said the redhaired man, named Tala, shrugging. "But I request that thou release thy lovely person in thy foul clutches!"
Tyson blinked, glancing at Boomer, "is he okay?"
"... Long story," Boomer sighed.
"Tala, go away, please? You're being a pest..." Roller called, politely.
"Am I? If thou call thee a pest, thy willn't deny it! But thou mean to harm a Fallen Angel From Heavens of York! That my person shan't allow!"
"... Seriously, what's wrong with him?" asked Tyson, glancing at Boomer (who still held onto his medallion), as he gestured at Tala.
"... Ignore him, and maybe he'll go away," muttered Boomer.
"Shoo, Tala... shoo!" called Roller.
"Roller, shut up! You're only encouraging him!" Boomer snapped.
Roller shrugged, "no, if I ever were encouraging him, it'd be like this..." Roller patted his knees, "come here, Tala... c' mere, Tala... here, Tala, Tala, Tala...!" he called, in a baby voice.
Boomer grimaced, slapping his forehead, "I'm surrounded by idiots!"
"Hey!" protested Tyson.
"Fine, one sane person, and two idiots," thy, er, the guard ammended.
"Thank you."
"You insult my person, crude villain!" Tala shouted, whipping out a mace. "Now, thou shalt suffer thy dire consequences for insinuating that Thy'm a mere dog, thy foolish baffoon!"
Tyson anime sweatdropped, "okay, I might be wrong here... but I don't think "Thy'm" is a word..."
"I request that thee keep thy mouth sealed for but this temporary moment, Sweet Fallen Angel!" said Tala, as he prepared for battle.
Tyson glanced at Boomer, "did he just tell me to shut up?"
"... Pretty much," replied Boomer, with a sigh.
"Bring it on!" yelled Roller, as waved his spear at Tala tauntingly.
"HAVE AT YOU, VILE CUR!" Tala shouted, running at Roller, whilest swinging his mace.
Boomer shook his head, "Roller, he might talk like an idiot, but..."
CLANG! CRUNCH! WHUMP!
There was Roller, sprawled out on the lawn of the garden, his helmet pretty much crushed in due to the heavy weight of Tala's mace, as he stared at the birdies circling his head.
Tyson anime sweatdropped, looking at Boomer, "what were you gonna say?"
Boomer cringed, looking at his KO'd accomplice. "I was going to say that Tala may talk like an idiot, but he's a VERY strong idiot..." he muttered.
"HAVE AT YOU, IN A SIMILAR MANNER, FILTHY CLOD!" shouted Tala, swinging his mace at Boomer as well.
"ACK!" Boomer cried. Then CLANG! CRUNCH! WHUMP! Boomer was also in a dazed heap on the lawn of the garden.
Tyson blinked, "um... okay..." he said, slowly.
Tala was on his knee, taking Tyson's hand, kissing it gently. "Sweet Fallen Angel, I wouldst be most displeased to learn that thy crude villians caused harm to thy dainty person... art thou in good health?"
Our little Seraph anime sweatdropped, "um... no, no harm has come-st to... me-ith?"
"I am quite delighted to hear of such joyous news..." said Tala, gazing up at Tyson. Then he stood back up, bowing. "Tis a pleasure to save thy lovely person... of what dost the people call of thy gorgeous, lovely, and beautiful Angel...?"
Tyson grinned weakly, "uh, heh... you got pretty close to my name right there... it's Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph Kinomiya."
"Ah, Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph Kinomiya... it shalt stay within thine heart for as long as the stars light up the heavens!" declared Tala.
Tyson blinked, then smiled, "you said my name, so easily...!"
"Tis quite the easy to task to remember such a befitting name of a beautiful Angel," Tala replied, with a kind smile. Tyson blushed, realizing his hand was still being held by the redhead's. Clearing his throat, he jerked his hand back.
Tala blinked, "something matters to thy lovely form?"
"... Huh? oh uh... no, nothing's the matter... it's just... that, well... uh, I'm kinda here with someone," Tyson mumbled.
Tala blinked again, then he looked around, perplexed. His ice-blue eyes landing on Tyson again, a little uncertainly. "Art thou certain? Thy seem alone as of hence, due to the villians' falling," he said, slowly.
Tyson blushed, "oh! heh, I know... um, I'm not crazy! I just... I just came here with someone, to this castle... Th-that's what I meant."
"Ah..." Tala said, with a nod of understanding. Then he smiled, "thou art meeting here?" he asked, walking closer to the younger boy.
"Um, no," Tyson answered, backing away, unknowingly towards a tree.
"Thou is certain there is no matter?" Tala was still walking towards Tyson.
Tyson gulped, "uh, pretty certain, yeah." He blinked, realizing he was now against a tree.
"Thou live up to thy name well" The redhead commented, with a smile, and resting his hand against the bark of the tree, behind Tyson.
Tyson, who was now backed up against a tree, had a redhead a mere two inches away from him. A very handsome redhead at that. One who could easily say Tyson's full name. Our little Seraph would be lying if he said he wasn't just a teeny bit attracted to the so-called rescuer Ah, but fate is not on the side of Tala, as of... Now.
"Tyson, where are...?" Kai called, as he entered the garden. Crimson eyes widened at the sight before him. His Tyson with another man.
Tyson blinked, "Kai?" Tala anime sweatdropped, a little confused why the one he was trying to kiss (already? Tala, you dog!), called him 'Kai', when his name was clearly stated as Tala. Turning to see what Tyson was looking at, Tala noticed Tyson was calling Kai 'Kai'. A bit of a relief, yes?
"May I ask what you're doing?" Kai growled.
Tala blinked, still not moving away from Tyson. "Thou may, if that is what thou wish," he answered, breezily.
"... What are you doing?!"
Tala smiled, "nothing that concerns thee."
Kai pointed at Tyson, "on the contrary! It is all of my concern, considering it is MY property that you are trying to steal!"
"Your property?" Tala asked, aghast. "Thou dare to claim this beautiful, lovely, earthbound Angel as thy mere 'property'?! Sir, you dishonor him!" Tala stormed towards Kai, slapping him hard with the back of his hand.
Kai blinked, straightening up again, his hand against his already reddening cheek. Such a harsh blow from the strange person.
Tyson stared, wincing slightly for Kai's well-being. A slap on the face wasn't a pleasant thing. Tala then headed back to Tyson.
"Thou can leave as of hence, he and I were in the midst of a moment."
Kai fought his instincts to pound the redhead into a pulp, as he ran his hand through his hair. "Tyson, come with me," he said, through gritted teeth.
Tyson blinked, sliding against the tree, away from Tala, as he ran to Kai. "Are you okay?" he asked, worry shining in his storm-blue eyes.
"I'm fine," the prince answered.
"Oh... good..." Tyson slapped Kai, with his palm. "Jerk! That's for saying my name wrong!" the stormy-blue eyed boy walked past Kai, and stormed out of the garden, his ponytail swaying almost defiantly. Almost daring Kai to try and go after him.
And Kai was never one to back down from a dare. Getting a detemined smirk, and ignoring the stinging sensation in his twice-slapped cheek, the prince walked after HIS beautiful, lovely, earthbound Angel.
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"Your majesty!" a big-nosed old man gasped, as he raced into the 'throne' room.
"Hey, someone's in here!" a voice shouted.
"Ack! Sorry! I thought...! erm, I'll wait!" the big-nosed old man sputtered, and raced back out of the 'throne' room, as fast he could. Then there was the sound a toilet flushing, and running water. And finally, exiting the bathroom was a very attractive male. Prince Rei, Kai's fiancee.
His hair was long, black, and silky, tied back into a long rope of hair. His eyes were a warm golden amber, and he had a warm friendly smile. A smile that held very sharp fangs, but it was a warm smile nonetheless.
But he wasn't smiling at the moment. Someone walking in on him, while on the 'throne', was a little irritating. Tossing the towel back in the bathroom, the young man shot the big-nosed old man a look.
"What is it?" he asked, with a sigh.
"Prince Kai has arrived."
"Oh... well, that's cool."
The big-nosed old man, whom'll be called Tomba just for the heck of it, anime sweatdropped. "You don't seem too eager, majesty."
"What's to be eager about?" Rei asked, shrugging.
"He is your husband to be!"
Rei scowled, "see, that's why I'm not too eager about it! He's the 'husband' of this marriage? I don't think so!" He folded his arms, looking away stubbornly.
"But, Prince Rei...!"
"... What does he have that makes him the 'man' of this marriage?! That's what I wanna know!? What makes him more 'seme' than me?"
Tomba sighed, dropping his head forward in exasperation. Along with an anime sweatdrop, to boot. "Your majesty...."
"Answer the question."
"... Uh... we're not so sure, sir... you just..."
"I just...?" Rei pressed.
".... You just... uh, just don't..."
And at that moment, a blue-haired boy, with angelic beauty, just happened to storm by, looking pretty annoyed. Rei blinked, watching him as he walked away, not even acknowledging the prince, or his servant.
A moment later, Kai himself, walked past; apparently after the blue-haired boy. Rei blinked, then offered a friendly wave.
"Hey, Kai... how you been?" he asked, cheerfully.
Kai glanced at him, and said nothing but a dull, "hn." And he merely continued his pursuit of the younger pony-tailed boy.
Rei anime sweatdropped, while he shot a look at Tomba. "Is that why? Because he can be a jerk?"
"More or less, sire."
Rei folded his arms, tilting his head, thoughtfully. "Well, I guess that's understandable... I guess."
~~~
Kai entered the library-like room, looking around. "Tyson, come out," he called.
"No!" Tyson's voice snapped.
Kai rubbed his face, sighing in exasperation. "It was just a simple slip of the tongue, please don't try to complicate things."
"Who's complicating things? I'm not complicating things. If I were complicating things, you would know I'm complicating things. Because no one can complicate things better than me. So if I were complicating things, the first thing you would say is hey it's Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph Kinomiya complicating things again... AND if I'm wrong, and I can't complicate things, then my name ISN'T Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph Kinomiya!"[1]
Kai anime sweatdropped. "Um... okay then," he said, slowly. He sighed again, running his hand through his hair. "Tyson, I'm sorry, okay? Please, can't we just talk?"
"What's to talk about? You just said my name wrong in front of a hundred people. And this was AFTER you claimed you loved me! And maybe it's just me, but if someone really loved someone else, they should be able to say their name! I dunno, just a theory!"
Kai grimaced, as he dropped his head in his hands, "Tyson, please..."
"... Hmph!"
Kai began walking around the library-like room, looking down each aisle. Finding nothing, he started back, then looked upwards at the balconies of the library-like room where more books were shelved.
And there was Tyson, standing on a ladder on the upper levels of the library-like room. Kai couldn't help but smile faintly, "there you are."
"Hmph!" Tyson repeated, looking away with his nose in the air.
"Tyson?"
"... I'm not speaking to you!"
"You just finished speaking to me."
"... A minor technicality!"
"You just spoke to me again."
"Well quit making me talk!"
Kai chuckled, gazing affectionately up at his Seraph. "Sorry... please, proceed to not speak to me."
Tyson glowered at him, "don't try and tell me what to do!"
"You spoke to me again."
Tyson anime sweatdropped, "well quit making me talk!"
"I'm not doing anything."
"Good! Then let me not speak to you!"
"Go right ahead."
"Thank you... ack! Stop it!"
"Stop what?"
Tyson shook a fist at Kai, "I'm trying not to speak to you, and you're complicating things!"
Kai smiled, "you're gorgeous."
Tyson blinked, then blushed. So he hastily looked away, once again sticking his nose in the air, trying to play it snooty. "Flattery gets you nowhere!"
"... You're lovely," Kai went on.
"Hmph," replied Tyson, still blushing.
"... And beautiful..."
"I said 'hmph!'"
"... Stunning."
"What part of 'hmph!' is hard for you to get!?"
"... As well as a Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph... Mr. Kinomiya."
Tyson's eyes widened slightly, "Kai...?"
"... I hope you don't mind, but I consider you mine, my Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph."
Tyson's eyes shined brightly with happiness. "You said my name."
"... Yeah."
Suddenly a blur raced down to the ground floor; Kai blinked in confusion, then anime sweatdropped as Tyson suddenly glomped him, nuzzling him. And he couldn't help but wonder how Tyson got from up there to down here in less than a second.
"Aw, you ARE so sweet!" Tyson said, delighted to have someone who loved him enough to learn his full name in less than 10 minutes.
Kai chuckled, very quietly, as he returned the embrace and stroked Tyson's ponytail. "Mine," he murmured, holding Tyson in a possessive manner.
Tyson sighed contently. Then he furrowed his brow, as he stared at nothing over Kai's shoulder, looking mildly thoughtful.
... That Tala person said his name easily. Like he learned it in a second.
Tyson blushed remembering Tala's words: "Tis quite the easy to task to remember such a befitting name of a beautiful Angel." The stormy blue-eyed boy shook his head slightly, and hugged Kai a little tighter. Nope, he couldn't start thinking like that.
Kai seemed to sincerely loved him, and honestly tried to prove it. So, no getting thoughts about other men!
... Right?
Tyson shrugged, burying his face against Kai's neck.
Kai blinked. Was it just him, or was his Tyson acting a little... confused at the moment?
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[1] yup, it's physically possible to say that all with one breath... I tried it myself ^_^
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Nanaki: GASP, TALA, THY VILLAINOUS CUR CONCEIVES A CRUEL PLOT TO INTERFERE WITH KAI'S COURTSHIP OF THE FAIR TYSON, AS OF HENCE!
Yasuo: *anime sweatdrops* ........ the weird way of talking is contagious, now?
Nanashi: nah ^_^ I just had some fun with it...
Tala: *storms in* WHY AM I AN IDIOT IN THIS STORY?!?!?
Nanashi: uhhh... because, uh... because, uh... uh, because I... love you? ^_^()
Tala: ............ *glares*
Nanashi: and you're not an idiot... you just... uh, have an interesting way of speaking ^^()
Tala: *continues to glare*
Nanashi: heh... *slinks away*
Nanashi: ...... the faith she has in me is so unwavering...
Yasuo: *snickers* my turn... Warnings: shounen-ai, meaning guys liking guys... don't like? too bad! *laughs evilly*
Nanashi & Nanaki: *anime sweatdrops*
Yasuo: ..... what?
Nanashi: erm, anywho...
~~~***~~~
Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph, aka Tyson, stifled a small sob as he continued to run. He dashed into a gate, not caring where it lead, as he wiped his eyes. Only to find himself in a very pretty place. A lovely garden of some sort. And the air smelled sweet, of lilacs, lillies, and cherryblossoms.
He couldn't help but stare in wonder, as he wiped his eyes a little more. "So pretty here..." he murmured to himself.
"... Halt!" a voice boomed from out of nowhere.
Tyson jumped, and looked up at the sky, his stormy-blue eyes blinking in cute confusion. "Hello?" he called, meekly.
"... Uh, over here..." the voice said.
Tyson looked back, confusion building, as he spotted a man, dressed in shining silver armor. And beside him was another man, also dressed in shining silver armor.
... How embarrassing wearing the same thing.
"C-can I help you?" Tyson asked, slowly.
"You're not allowed in here!" the man boomed.
Tyson blinked, that man had an odd way of talking. He boomed. He didn't talk, but boomed.
"I'm not?" asked he.
"No! This is Prince Rei's garden! It's considered royal ground, and you have soiled it with your dirty little footsies!" the other guard snapped.
Tyson anime sweatdropped, while the other guard sighed. Then he turned to his accomplice. "Really, Roller, what was our agreement?"
The guard, Roller, sighed. "Uh, sorry Boomer, I forgot... you do the talking..."
"Right, and why is that?"
"... Because you don't say things like 'footsies'..."
The booming guard, oddly enough named Boomer, nodded. Then he turned back to Tyson, aiming his spear at him, threateningly. "Now, who are you?"
"Uh, my whole name, or...?" Tyson asked, slowly.
"What's the diffy?" Roller asked, scowling. Boomer glared at him.
"Roller...!"
"Er, sorry..."
Boomer rolled his eyes, turning back to Tyson, "now, state your name!"
"... uh, okay... ready?" Tyson asked.
"... State it!"
Tyson shrugged, "alright then... my name is Kinomiya.... Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph Kinomiya."
Boomer and Roller anime sweatdropped. "Is... is that your real name?" they asked, in unison. Tyson sighed, but nodded as he held up his Birth Certificate again.
Boomer leaned over, to read the certificate. "What's it say, Bada-Bing-Bada- Boomer?" Roller asked.
Boomer shot Roller an irritated glare. "I thought we discussed the nicknames schtick..."
"Uh, sorry..."
Rolling his eyes, Boomer turned back to the certificate. "It says 'Name: Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph Kinomiya', 'Date of Birth: Unknown'... wait, why is your birthday unknown?"
"My mother didn't think 'N/A' sounded mysterious enough," answered the Seraph.
Boomer snatched the certificate, "this has got to be a fake... no one can have a name that long!"
Tyson gasped, "hey, give it back!"
"Nah... you're just a little liar, and a thief! And I say you broke in here to try and get into Prince Rei's palace to steal all his valuables! Well? Do you deny it?!"
Tyson frowned, "of course I deny it!"
"Ah-ha! Denial! That's the first thing a thief would do!" Boomer declared.
Roller clapped, "you so clever, Boomer! so very clever!" Roller then turns to the reader, "Boomer's my friend... yeah."
"Roller!" Boomer snapped.
"I'm not a thief! I was invited here! Now gimme back my certificate!" Tyson snapped, as he reached for his prized possession. "It's all I have of my mother! Oh, and this medallion, but I still have it so..." he said, pulling out a lovely medallion with a Storm Dragon on its disk made of a strong blue alloy.
... And it looked very expensive. And most guards don't make much money, doncha' know.
"Ooh! Lovely, shiny, and pretty necklace!" Roller praised, staring at the medallion, starry-eyed. He grinned at Boomer, "hey, let's take that, too!"
Tyson gasped, and clutched at his medallion, "don't even think about it!"
"Roller, what'd I say?!" Boomer snapped.
"When?" Roller asked, blinking.
"A minute ago..!"
Roller looked thoughtful, "you said..." He snapped his fingers, "oh yeah! You said 'Ah-ha! Denial! That's the first thing a thief would do!'... right?"
Boomer and Tyson anime sweatdropped. Then they both shook their heads. "No! I SAID I'D DO ALL THE TALKING, BECAUSE YOU SAY STRANGE THINGS WHICH DISRUPTS OUR INTIMIDATING IMAGE!" yelled Boomer.
"No! HE SAID HE'D DO ALL THE TALKING, BECAUSE YOU SAY STRANGE THINGS WHICH DISRUPTS YOUR INTIMIDATING IMAGE!" Tyson hollered at the exact same time.
"And, anyways... we can't take his precious necklace, because it goes against our code as Prince Rei's Royal Knights!" Boomer declared.
"Well, what about the sacred code of 'Whatever Thou Shalt Find, Thou Shalt Keep!'?" asked Roller.
"..... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... point taken... yoink!" Boomer snatched the medallion, and began trying to yank it off the stormy-eyed boy.
"Ack! Hey! Choking! Lacking air! Need oxygen!" Tyson gasped out, as Boomer swung him around, holding the medallion firmly.
"Halt, vile fiends!" a voice cried. Both Tyson and the knights paused, and looked up at the sky.
"Uhhh, ahem... over hither," the voice called.
Tyson and the knights looked to the person speaking. Spotting a young man, ice blue eyes, and wild red hair. Make a guess of who he is. As it gets pretty obvious. And suddenly, our gorgeous lovely beautiful stunning very pretty stormy blue-eyed Seraph blushed, as he couldn't help but think that the young man was a very handsome one.
"Forsooth! Art thou well, Fallen Angel from Heavens of York?!" the redhaired man called, as he leapt forth. The knights rolled their eyes, while Tyson blinked.
"Say what?" asked he.
"I am asking, if thou art in good health, sweet Fallen Angel from Thy Heavens!" the redhaired young man said again.
Tyson anime sweatdropped, "ummm... okay?"
"... Tala, go away," said Boomer, sighing as he still held onto Tyson's medallion. "You're only making things hard."
Roller blinked, looking at Boomer. "I didn't know Tala had that effect on you," he said, slowly.
Boomer blinked, "what?"
"I didn't know Tala could make your thing..."
"SHUT UP, ROLLER!" Boomer shouted.
"You flatter my person..." said the redhaired man, named Tala, shrugging. "But I request that thou release thy lovely person in thy foul clutches!"
Tyson blinked, glancing at Boomer, "is he okay?"
"... Long story," Boomer sighed.
"Tala, go away, please? You're being a pest..." Roller called, politely.
"Am I? If thou call thee a pest, thy willn't deny it! But thou mean to harm a Fallen Angel From Heavens of York! That my person shan't allow!"
"... Seriously, what's wrong with him?" asked Tyson, glancing at Boomer (who still held onto his medallion), as he gestured at Tala.
"... Ignore him, and maybe he'll go away," muttered Boomer.
"Shoo, Tala... shoo!" called Roller.
"Roller, shut up! You're only encouraging him!" Boomer snapped.
Roller shrugged, "no, if I ever were encouraging him, it'd be like this..." Roller patted his knees, "come here, Tala... c' mere, Tala... here, Tala, Tala, Tala...!" he called, in a baby voice.
Boomer grimaced, slapping his forehead, "I'm surrounded by idiots!"
"Hey!" protested Tyson.
"Fine, one sane person, and two idiots," thy, er, the guard ammended.
"Thank you."
"You insult my person, crude villain!" Tala shouted, whipping out a mace. "Now, thou shalt suffer thy dire consequences for insinuating that Thy'm a mere dog, thy foolish baffoon!"
Tyson anime sweatdropped, "okay, I might be wrong here... but I don't think "Thy'm" is a word..."
"I request that thee keep thy mouth sealed for but this temporary moment, Sweet Fallen Angel!" said Tala, as he prepared for battle.
Tyson glanced at Boomer, "did he just tell me to shut up?"
"... Pretty much," replied Boomer, with a sigh.
"Bring it on!" yelled Roller, as waved his spear at Tala tauntingly.
"HAVE AT YOU, VILE CUR!" Tala shouted, running at Roller, whilest swinging his mace.
Boomer shook his head, "Roller, he might talk like an idiot, but..."
CLANG! CRUNCH! WHUMP!
There was Roller, sprawled out on the lawn of the garden, his helmet pretty much crushed in due to the heavy weight of Tala's mace, as he stared at the birdies circling his head.
Tyson anime sweatdropped, looking at Boomer, "what were you gonna say?"
Boomer cringed, looking at his KO'd accomplice. "I was going to say that Tala may talk like an idiot, but he's a VERY strong idiot..." he muttered.
"HAVE AT YOU, IN A SIMILAR MANNER, FILTHY CLOD!" shouted Tala, swinging his mace at Boomer as well.
"ACK!" Boomer cried. Then CLANG! CRUNCH! WHUMP! Boomer was also in a dazed heap on the lawn of the garden.
Tyson blinked, "um... okay..." he said, slowly.
Tala was on his knee, taking Tyson's hand, kissing it gently. "Sweet Fallen Angel, I wouldst be most displeased to learn that thy crude villians caused harm to thy dainty person... art thou in good health?"
Our little Seraph anime sweatdropped, "um... no, no harm has come-st to... me-ith?"
"I am quite delighted to hear of such joyous news..." said Tala, gazing up at Tyson. Then he stood back up, bowing. "Tis a pleasure to save thy lovely person... of what dost the people call of thy gorgeous, lovely, and beautiful Angel...?"
Tyson grinned weakly, "uh, heh... you got pretty close to my name right there... it's Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph Kinomiya."
"Ah, Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph Kinomiya... it shalt stay within thine heart for as long as the stars light up the heavens!" declared Tala.
Tyson blinked, then smiled, "you said my name, so easily...!"
"Tis quite the easy to task to remember such a befitting name of a beautiful Angel," Tala replied, with a kind smile. Tyson blushed, realizing his hand was still being held by the redhead's. Clearing his throat, he jerked his hand back.
Tala blinked, "something matters to thy lovely form?"
"... Huh? oh uh... no, nothing's the matter... it's just... that, well... uh, I'm kinda here with someone," Tyson mumbled.
Tala blinked again, then he looked around, perplexed. His ice-blue eyes landing on Tyson again, a little uncertainly. "Art thou certain? Thy seem alone as of hence, due to the villians' falling," he said, slowly.
Tyson blushed, "oh! heh, I know... um, I'm not crazy! I just... I just came here with someone, to this castle... Th-that's what I meant."
"Ah..." Tala said, with a nod of understanding. Then he smiled, "thou art meeting here?" he asked, walking closer to the younger boy.
"Um, no," Tyson answered, backing away, unknowingly towards a tree.
"Thou is certain there is no matter?" Tala was still walking towards Tyson.
Tyson gulped, "uh, pretty certain, yeah." He blinked, realizing he was now against a tree.
"Thou live up to thy name well" The redhead commented, with a smile, and resting his hand against the bark of the tree, behind Tyson.
Tyson, who was now backed up against a tree, had a redhead a mere two inches away from him. A very handsome redhead at that. One who could easily say Tyson's full name. Our little Seraph would be lying if he said he wasn't just a teeny bit attracted to the so-called rescuer Ah, but fate is not on the side of Tala, as of... Now.
"Tyson, where are...?" Kai called, as he entered the garden. Crimson eyes widened at the sight before him. His Tyson with another man.
Tyson blinked, "Kai?" Tala anime sweatdropped, a little confused why the one he was trying to kiss (already? Tala, you dog!), called him 'Kai', when his name was clearly stated as Tala. Turning to see what Tyson was looking at, Tala noticed Tyson was calling Kai 'Kai'. A bit of a relief, yes?
"May I ask what you're doing?" Kai growled.
Tala blinked, still not moving away from Tyson. "Thou may, if that is what thou wish," he answered, breezily.
"... What are you doing?!"
Tala smiled, "nothing that concerns thee."
Kai pointed at Tyson, "on the contrary! It is all of my concern, considering it is MY property that you are trying to steal!"
"Your property?" Tala asked, aghast. "Thou dare to claim this beautiful, lovely, earthbound Angel as thy mere 'property'?! Sir, you dishonor him!" Tala stormed towards Kai, slapping him hard with the back of his hand.
Kai blinked, straightening up again, his hand against his already reddening cheek. Such a harsh blow from the strange person.
Tyson stared, wincing slightly for Kai's well-being. A slap on the face wasn't a pleasant thing. Tala then headed back to Tyson.
"Thou can leave as of hence, he and I were in the midst of a moment."
Kai fought his instincts to pound the redhead into a pulp, as he ran his hand through his hair. "Tyson, come with me," he said, through gritted teeth.
Tyson blinked, sliding against the tree, away from Tala, as he ran to Kai. "Are you okay?" he asked, worry shining in his storm-blue eyes.
"I'm fine," the prince answered.
"Oh... good..." Tyson slapped Kai, with his palm. "Jerk! That's for saying my name wrong!" the stormy-blue eyed boy walked past Kai, and stormed out of the garden, his ponytail swaying almost defiantly. Almost daring Kai to try and go after him.
And Kai was never one to back down from a dare. Getting a detemined smirk, and ignoring the stinging sensation in his twice-slapped cheek, the prince walked after HIS beautiful, lovely, earthbound Angel.
~~~
"Your majesty!" a big-nosed old man gasped, as he raced into the 'throne' room.
"Hey, someone's in here!" a voice shouted.
"Ack! Sorry! I thought...! erm, I'll wait!" the big-nosed old man sputtered, and raced back out of the 'throne' room, as fast he could. Then there was the sound a toilet flushing, and running water. And finally, exiting the bathroom was a very attractive male. Prince Rei, Kai's fiancee.
His hair was long, black, and silky, tied back into a long rope of hair. His eyes were a warm golden amber, and he had a warm friendly smile. A smile that held very sharp fangs, but it was a warm smile nonetheless.
But he wasn't smiling at the moment. Someone walking in on him, while on the 'throne', was a little irritating. Tossing the towel back in the bathroom, the young man shot the big-nosed old man a look.
"What is it?" he asked, with a sigh.
"Prince Kai has arrived."
"Oh... well, that's cool."
The big-nosed old man, whom'll be called Tomba just for the heck of it, anime sweatdropped. "You don't seem too eager, majesty."
"What's to be eager about?" Rei asked, shrugging.
"He is your husband to be!"
Rei scowled, "see, that's why I'm not too eager about it! He's the 'husband' of this marriage? I don't think so!" He folded his arms, looking away stubbornly.
"But, Prince Rei...!"
"... What does he have that makes him the 'man' of this marriage?! That's what I wanna know!? What makes him more 'seme' than me?"
Tomba sighed, dropping his head forward in exasperation. Along with an anime sweatdrop, to boot. "Your majesty...."
"Answer the question."
"... Uh... we're not so sure, sir... you just..."
"I just...?" Rei pressed.
".... You just... uh, just don't..."
And at that moment, a blue-haired boy, with angelic beauty, just happened to storm by, looking pretty annoyed. Rei blinked, watching him as he walked away, not even acknowledging the prince, or his servant.
A moment later, Kai himself, walked past; apparently after the blue-haired boy. Rei blinked, then offered a friendly wave.
"Hey, Kai... how you been?" he asked, cheerfully.
Kai glanced at him, and said nothing but a dull, "hn." And he merely continued his pursuit of the younger pony-tailed boy.
Rei anime sweatdropped, while he shot a look at Tomba. "Is that why? Because he can be a jerk?"
"More or less, sire."
Rei folded his arms, tilting his head, thoughtfully. "Well, I guess that's understandable... I guess."
~~~
Kai entered the library-like room, looking around. "Tyson, come out," he called.
"No!" Tyson's voice snapped.
Kai rubbed his face, sighing in exasperation. "It was just a simple slip of the tongue, please don't try to complicate things."
"Who's complicating things? I'm not complicating things. If I were complicating things, you would know I'm complicating things. Because no one can complicate things better than me. So if I were complicating things, the first thing you would say is hey it's Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph Kinomiya complicating things again... AND if I'm wrong, and I can't complicate things, then my name ISN'T Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph Kinomiya!"[1]
Kai anime sweatdropped. "Um... okay then," he said, slowly. He sighed again, running his hand through his hair. "Tyson, I'm sorry, okay? Please, can't we just talk?"
"What's to talk about? You just said my name wrong in front of a hundred people. And this was AFTER you claimed you loved me! And maybe it's just me, but if someone really loved someone else, they should be able to say their name! I dunno, just a theory!"
Kai grimaced, as he dropped his head in his hands, "Tyson, please..."
"... Hmph!"
Kai began walking around the library-like room, looking down each aisle. Finding nothing, he started back, then looked upwards at the balconies of the library-like room where more books were shelved.
And there was Tyson, standing on a ladder on the upper levels of the library-like room. Kai couldn't help but smile faintly, "there you are."
"Hmph!" Tyson repeated, looking away with his nose in the air.
"Tyson?"
"... I'm not speaking to you!"
"You just finished speaking to me."
"... A minor technicality!"
"You just spoke to me again."
"Well quit making me talk!"
Kai chuckled, gazing affectionately up at his Seraph. "Sorry... please, proceed to not speak to me."
Tyson glowered at him, "don't try and tell me what to do!"
"You spoke to me again."
Tyson anime sweatdropped, "well quit making me talk!"
"I'm not doing anything."
"Good! Then let me not speak to you!"
"Go right ahead."
"Thank you... ack! Stop it!"
"Stop what?"
Tyson shook a fist at Kai, "I'm trying not to speak to you, and you're complicating things!"
Kai smiled, "you're gorgeous."
Tyson blinked, then blushed. So he hastily looked away, once again sticking his nose in the air, trying to play it snooty. "Flattery gets you nowhere!"
"... You're lovely," Kai went on.
"Hmph," replied Tyson, still blushing.
"... And beautiful..."
"I said 'hmph!'"
"... Stunning."
"What part of 'hmph!' is hard for you to get!?"
"... As well as a Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph... Mr. Kinomiya."
Tyson's eyes widened slightly, "Kai...?"
"... I hope you don't mind, but I consider you mine, my Gorgeous Lovely Beautiful Stunning Very Pretty Stormy Blue Eyed Seraph."
Tyson's eyes shined brightly with happiness. "You said my name."
"... Yeah."
Suddenly a blur raced down to the ground floor; Kai blinked in confusion, then anime sweatdropped as Tyson suddenly glomped him, nuzzling him. And he couldn't help but wonder how Tyson got from up there to down here in less than a second.
"Aw, you ARE so sweet!" Tyson said, delighted to have someone who loved him enough to learn his full name in less than 10 minutes.
Kai chuckled, very quietly, as he returned the embrace and stroked Tyson's ponytail. "Mine," he murmured, holding Tyson in a possessive manner.
Tyson sighed contently. Then he furrowed his brow, as he stared at nothing over Kai's shoulder, looking mildly thoughtful.
... That Tala person said his name easily. Like he learned it in a second.
Tyson blushed remembering Tala's words: "Tis quite the easy to task to remember such a befitting name of a beautiful Angel." The stormy blue-eyed boy shook his head slightly, and hugged Kai a little tighter. Nope, he couldn't start thinking like that.
Kai seemed to sincerely loved him, and honestly tried to prove it. So, no getting thoughts about other men!
... Right?
Tyson shrugged, burying his face against Kai's neck.
Kai blinked. Was it just him, or was his Tyson acting a little... confused at the moment?
~~~***~~~
[1] yup, it's physically possible to say that all with one breath... I tried it myself ^_^
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Nanaki: GASP, TALA, THY VILLAINOUS CUR CONCEIVES A CRUEL PLOT TO INTERFERE WITH KAI'S COURTSHIP OF THE FAIR TYSON, AS OF HENCE!
Yasuo: *anime sweatdrops* ........ the weird way of talking is contagious, now?
Nanashi: nah ^_^ I just had some fun with it...
Tala: *storms in* WHY AM I AN IDIOT IN THIS STORY?!?!?
Nanashi: uhhh... because, uh... because, uh... uh, because I... love you? ^_^()
Tala: ............ *glares*
Nanashi: and you're not an idiot... you just... uh, have an interesting way of speaking ^^()
Tala: *continues to glare*
Nanashi: heh... *slinks away*