A/N: Ok…lol. We were doing ballad parodies in Creative writing and I thought the one I did would be a funny ode to our favorite pairing, Sango and Miroku. Sorry if it's not that great, I don't tend to write humorous stuff. But read and review anyway! Oh and it's hard to find the rythm ifu don't read poems with certain rhyme schemes, so I'd suggest whispering it aloud if you want to really get into it, lol. Enjoy!

Now I am sure that you all have heard

About the green Frog Prince's kiss

It's true he was warty, but this is my story

A tale that you don't want to miss

A girl, not that small, was bouncing her ball

Which hopped right down to a well

The princess ran after, but that ball was faster

And into the darkness it fell

Sango was sad, and wished that she had

Back her small, bright, bouncy ball

She heard a voice croak and she thought it a joke

When she saw Froggy climb up that wall

For on top of his back, like a round weightless sack

Sat the princess' golden ball toy

The frog, then he asked, "Would you do me this task?

Turn me back, I'm Miroku, a boy."

Sango just stared at the frog sitting there

And asked why he was green

"A witch came to me, and spelled me to be

a frog as you can plainly see."

She didn't do much, but just gave a shrug

And asked what she'd have to do now

Miroku said this, "Just give me a kiss.

Just a peck on these lips, that is how."

The girl pinched her nose, and thought, "This is gross!"

But carried through anyway

Then smoke puffed along to an out of tune song

Sango thought, "That stinks worse than Aunt Kaede!"

But in the frog's place was the most handsome face

And the prince slowly opened his eyes

Sango held her gaze, for she was amazed

And thought, "Wow! He's one sexy guy!"

All too soon she awoke when she felt a hand stroke

"Now I know why he was cursed!"

His face she did slap, and there was a "Smack!"

"Shoulda known you were a pervert!"

Sango gave him a shove and he asked, "Where's the love?"

But lost his footing and tripped down the well

Sango gave a soft growl, and then said aloud

"I hope there's a permanent spell!"