Disclaimer: No, I don't own Hiei or any other character unless it happens to be Saku who seems to appear quite a bit in my stories.
Hello! I'm back again with another story! (I have way to many). Any ways, this is a brand new one that one of my friend helped me inspire by mistake. But before I begin this little story, I need to explain something about it. The character Sadako (which I don't own) is from The Ring and also referred to Samara. If you've read The Ring manga like I have, you should have no problem under standing this. Any ways, I hope that clears up something. This whole story is just basically what would happen if Hiei met up with these characters. I do need ideas so please review and give me some wacky ideas that could turn out funny.
Chapter 1 – If Hiei met Sadako
One day in the middle of the forest, a familiar character to us sat in the trees sleeping peacefully. Well, he thought so any ways. His peace was disturbed as three teenagers walked by talking noisily and he just 'happened' to overhear them.
Kid 1: Yeah, this ought to be so much fun.
Kid 2: You said it. So did you bring it?
Kid 1: The cursed video? Sure I did. Are you guys up to seeing it?
Kid 3: Yep. But is it really cursed.
Kid 2: They say who ever watch's it, dies in seven days.
Kid 3: Phhhh. Whatever. It's probably just a hoax.
Kid 1: I don't know. I believe in it. I just want to break the rules and live after the seventh day.
Kid 2: All right then let's go watch it.
The three kids went into a building nearby. Hiei seemed intrigued by this 'cursed' video. He wouldn't think that anything was worse as Chapter Black. He climbed into a tree nearby a window of the house so he could watch the video without the kids noticing him. They put it in and it came on. (If you know how the video goes, good for you cause I don't quite remember how it goes and you'll just have to imagine it.) After watching the video, the kids seemed stunned for a moment, but then just laughed and joked about it just being a hoax. But Hiei could see that it was more to it then that. He decided that Kurama would be able to help decipher what this was all about.
Ten minutes later at Kurama's house...
Hiei: So what do you make of it?
Kurama: Well anything is possible here. I'd have to see the tape so I can tell if it had any magical properties to it.
Hiei: Lucky for you I grabbed the tape without those kids noticing. Here. hands Kurama the tape
Kurama: Thanks Hiei. I'll need a day to examine it. Come by about noon tomorrow and I'll tell you what I know.
Hiei: Fine. But you better have something.
Kurama: Don't you get your heart set on it. I'll do what I can.
At that moment, the phone rang and Kurama answered it.
Kurama: Uh, Hiei, it's for you.
Hiei: That's odd. How could they know I was here? Why is someone calling me in the first place?
Kurama: I have no clue. I'm not even sure who it is. hands the phone to Hiei
Hiei: What do you want!
Voice: Seven days...
Hiei: What the hell? What do you want!? Who is this!?
Click!
Hiei: That's one weird prankster.
Kurama: What did they want?
Hiei: I don't know. All they said was "Seven days...".
Kurama: Hm. That is odd. I'll have to investigate that as well.
Hiei: All right then. I'll search around town and see what some people around here know: jumps out of the window and heads down the street at lighting speed
Kurama: Hm. I wonder if this is cursed.
After about two hours of searching all Hiei got was that it was truly cursed and four to six people had already died from watching this video. With that much information, it wouldn't get him far. All he could think to do was get some rest, try to dig out some more info in the morning before going back to Kurama's house to see what he found out.
The next morning Hiei had no better luck finding out anything new. All he knew now is that some people did believe the video was cured while others didn't. It was about noon any ways so he started over to Kurama's. When he got there, no one answered the door. He found it odd that he told him to meet him there when Kurama himself wasn't going to be there. Of course, when he looked at the door again, he found a note taped to it.
"I found out some info myself about it. Meet me at this address:" Hiei read the address and tried to think of where this would be. He believed he knew where it was so he went off to the way that he could think to find it. By the time he had finally gotten to the address, it was about five after one. He had come to a cabin on some camping grounds that had many other cabins near it. Hiei opened the door to cabin four and found Kurama sitting on a couch in the middle of the room.
Kurama: Oh, hello Hiei. I see you found the address easy enough.
Hiei: Yes only after getting lost on the wrong track for about twenty minutes.
Kurama: Sorry it was a little difficult to find but there is a story to this.
Hiei: Like what fox?
Kurama: Well, it seems this is the place where this tape was first watch. Four kids found it here when they came camping and watched it. The problem was, seven days later; they all died about the same time. The other funny about it is they all got the same four saying "Seven days...". This tape does seem to have a sort of magical property to it, but nothing like demon or spirit energy. I do believe this is a cursed video and you die in seven days.
Hiei: Ha! I'll prove it wrong and live past seven days if it does truly do as you say.
Kurama: Well I hope you're right. I'll see what else I can find and keep you updated.
Hiei: I'll just do what I can and prepare for anything I guess. I things to do now. jumps out the window
Kurama: That's just like Hiei; not worrying about anything. I hope he's right and that he can survive this.
Over the next five days both Hiei and Kurama tried to find out as much as they could about it while keeping each other updated. Neither of them had any luck. Although neither of them had any luck, Hiei did not worry. He knew he could beat what was coming. On the seventh day about the time Hiei had watch the video, he was sitting on a couch waiting for Kurama to come home so he find out if he had found out anything. While sitting there, the TV came on by itself. This surprised Hiei a little bit, but he grabbed the remote and hit the button to turn it off. But it wasn't working. So he pushed a bunch of buttons in frustration and then threw it against the wall where it broke into a couple of pieces. Then the TV went from being fuzzy to having a picture of a well in a forest. Nothing happened until he saw something start to come out of it. It looked to be a person whose hair was flipped over and covering her face. What came next surprised him even more. The person started to crawl out of the TV towards him. Hiei started to back up into a corner. One she was fully out of the TV, her head came up and he saw her face. All he could think of was that she had some evil eye thing going on, but it wasn't even scary.
Hiei: What the hell are you doing? Are you trying to scare me because you're not doing the job very well.
Sadako: Why aren't you dead yet?
Hiei: Am I suppose to be dead with that glare? It may kill some ningen but not a demon such of my class. If you want to see an evil eye, look at this! takes off bandage covering his jagan
Sadako: That is nothing compared to mine! I bet you couldn't even kill one human with that!
Hiei: Same goes for you! It just looks like you're having a staring contest with some kid!
Sadako: But it's a lot more scarier than yours.
Hiei: Oh yeah?
Sadako: Yeah! I bet you couldn't even kill me.
Hiei: Well I'll just prove that I can right now! takes out sword and slashes Sadako, but she's unaffected by it What the...? Why didn't it cut you?!
Sadako: Because –
Kurama: opens door to find Hiei and Sadako Oh great. I'm to late aren't I?
Hiei: Fox! Why won't this person die!
Kurama: Because she's already dead! That video you saw, it was how she died. That's what I came to tell you. She can't be killed and there's no way to stop the curse of the video. That's what I came to tell you.
Hiei: Well it seems you are too late. But she's really starting to annoy me. Are you sure that there's no way to get rid of her?
Kurama: Not unless she kills you. Then she can go on to kill the rest that watch the video.
Sadako: Speaking of which, I do have to kill them sometime soon. I am suppose to kill them around the time that they watch the video seven days later. So can you like die already?
Hiei: I told you that that stare of yours wouldn't work on me! Go try it on some fourth-grader if you want it to work!
Kurama: Now Hiei. Try to be reasonable. I'm sure we can work this out some how.
Hiei: Only if she agrees that my evil eye is better.
Sadako: Never! And you know it
Hiei: Well fine then. We can just sit here while you ruin you're reputation for not being on time. Then no one will watch your video and that means no one dies. How does that sound?
Sadako: Arrggghhh. All right. You win. You're evil eye is better. But heed this as a warning . I will be back when I have time and you will die!
Hiei: sarcastically I'll wait till the day comes. Now go before I do find a way to kill you.
Sadako: I'll wait till that day comes around. I have better things to do any ways like killing people who are stupid and can be killed. Sayonara for now demon! goes into the TV again, through the well and the TV goes fuzzy then turns off again
Kurama: Well that was the weirdest experience ever.
Hiei: Not for me. There was one time whe-
Kurama: And now Hiei is telling stories. I never thought I'd see the day when that came.
Hiei: Shut up, stupid fox. At least that is over now. I thought she'd never shut up! in girlie voice 'My evil eye is better then yours' my butt. At least I can have a free day without having to search the whole city for some stupid info. Though I wish there were some way to destroy her so I won't ever have to go through with that again.
Kurama: How about not watching the video again. That might be the smartest thing.
Hiei: glares
Kurama: Any ways, I don't think we'll have to worry about her again. She seemed harmless any ways.
Hiei: Exactly. All she did was glare at me. Some evil eye that was. She can go on killing those pathetic humans if she likes. Means less I'll have to take care of in the future.
Kurama: Now Hiei, you know Koenma can easily put you back on probation if you do that.
Hiei: Whatever. I have other things I could be doing now and I think I'd rather do them then sit here and talk with you.
Kurama: Fine. Do whatever you want. It's not my life.
Hiei: All right. I'll go and kill some low class demons to have some fun. walks out the door and slams it shut.
Kurama: Wow. He didn't go out a window for once. That amazes me even more.
Hiei continued for the next month gong back to his old life style and enjoying the fact he hadn't seen Sadako since that one afternoon. For all he could figure was that the other three kids plus many more people had died since then and he didn't care one bit. But one day Hiei was enjoying a nice nap in a big Sakura (cherry blossom) tree when he heard what sounded to be the laugh of a little girl. He jumped out of the tree onto the ground to find nothing. He figured it was nothing to worry about so he started to walk down the path to maybe get a mid-afternoon snack. But while walking he heard the laugh again, and then it stop. This happen again and again until Hiei couldn't take it anymore.
Hiei: ALL RIGHT! WHO IN THE WORLD IS LAUGHING SO JOYFULLY!
Voice: Tee hee hee hee.
Hiei: Grrrrrr. Come out now and show your face!
Voice: Tee hee hee hee.
Hiei: You best stop this whoever who are!
Voice: Tee hee hee hee.
Hiei: ALL RIGHT! SHOW YOUR FACE NOW OR I'LL COME AND FIND IT AND SHRED IT TO PIECES!!! looks behind him to see Sadako walking towards him You again.
Sadako: Tee hee hee hee.
Hiei: I should have known. This time I will kill you! takes out sword and try's to slash Sadako, but he goes through her as well I should have known that as well. watches as Sadako keeps on walking along the trail Why won't you stop and face me!!
Sadako: from behind Hiei Because that me. It's just a hologram of me.
Hiei: But you basically are a hologram in the first place!
Sadako: Yes, but that one doesn't have the mind of me and only says 'Tee hee hee hee.'
Hiei: So why have you come back any ways? And not coming out of a TV? That's unlike you.
Sadako: To annoy you over course! Since I can't kill you, I figured I'd annoy you the rest of your life. And it looks like it's working too.
Hiei: Whatever. I'm leaving.
Sadako: I'll be watching you....
Well, I hope you enjoyed reading this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing this one. Twas' hilarious. Even though I don't like the ring and will not watch it (even though I've read the manga), I still wanted to write this. Strange. And some time in my life I will end up watching this movie b/c my best friend likes to PUT THE FRICKIN' DVD IN THE ANIME DVD CASES SO I GET TO KEEP IT FOR A WEEK OR SO!!! But we're still really good friends. Any ways, please R&R. I promise to have some new chapters up in a month or two that feature Inuyasha, Shessomaru, Yugi and many others that I hope will have some other hilarious stories along with this one. Bye for now!