SQUIRE KELADRY; MOTHER?
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of the movie or book `I know what you did last summer` The
book was written by Lois Duncan, who in my opionion is an excellernt mystery writer even though I
haven't read this perticular novel. I also don't own the Tamora Pierce characters. oh and in case you
didn't know jk is just kidding. I put that b-cuz it wasn't summer when this happened. Okay I know I'm
a retard. Make me feel better about my self and review. It does wonders for my self esteem. Lotsa
love -LDoQ (stress free)
CHAPTER TEN
`+` I know what you did last Summer (jk) `+`
"What gives you the right– " Kel was abruptly cut off.
"I know." Larent stated firmly with a malice filled expression. (a/n: how many of ya saw that
one coming? yep, just wait)
"Know what?" Kel snapped. "You jerk. What if I wasn't dressed?"
"Jerk?" Larent repeated. "Real mature. But...I know what you are, and that isn't going to change."
"What am I?" Kel asked irritated and wanting him to leave before she decided to pound this sad simple
excuse for a... nope, she couldn't even pretend to think of him as a man. They had never really gotten along. Not
since he had gotten her in trouble shortly after they met, but she had learned to either deal with him or ignore
him altogether. This was many people's opinion of the lad, and why Raoul let him hang around, Kel will never know.
Larent just smiled deviously at her question. His gaze was intent on her waiting for her to crack under
his plan. (a/n: oh! reading over this, I was struck with sudden inspiration...!)
"You dork! Just tell me what 'I am'. I've worked hard all day. I want to eat a hot meal and go to bed.
So just spit it out." Kel waited arms crossed over her chest.
"I know what you did." His cruel smile still upon his pale lips.
"Well obviously `I` don't know. So why don't you share your juicy information with me so we can move on.
Or did you want to spend the rest of the night chasing your tail in circles?" Kel demanded her patience growing
thinner by the second.
"The only thing I don't know is '/who/' you did. That's not really important, because I still know what
it all means."
"What do you mean `/who/`?" Kel exclaimed. "What are you implying?"
"Just admit it." Larent sneered. "You'll have to leave, my Lord knows, but he will be so ashamed of you.
And with any luck, he'll never take on a scrawny no-good squire again. I'll have my place back and you wont be in the
way. It took awhile, but I did it. Well actually you did it, thanks."
"Stop playing mind games!"
"Whose playing mind games?" Larent shrugged.
Kel shrieked in frustration. "What are you babbling about?! Tell me know before I pound you into the ground.
I can you know!" Kel blazed. Her rage resembling a uncontainable fire.
"You shouldn't," Larent responded. "Not in your condition." He warned.
"What condition? You plainly know more about me than I do. So why don't you tell me so I can eat! You either
tell me, or I grind you into a pulp and leave you here." He stared calmly at her through all her madness. You're such a pain
in the ass!" They were both shocked at her harsh language. Larent probably more so; his game no longer a fun sport trying
to upset her.
He recovered his composure. "I guess they right about pregnant women; being moody you know." His lips curved
ungraciously into a horrible scornful smile at his win.
"What woman?!" She hollered. "Talk straight!"
"You!" Larent snapped. Mad that she hadn't caught onto his game. He had give her enough clues. So to him his
`win` wasn't half as sweet.
"I'm not pregnant!!" Kel huffed irately. "You....!" Kel wondered where he had gathered such ```FALSE``` (in her
head) information.
Larent roughly put his hand over he mouth afraid someone would hear and ruin the enjoyable torture of his foe. "Hey!
I know. I know it's true. I heard you talking to Lord Raoul. It was your birthday, I think and..." He tried to remember the
facts.
Kel turned bright red; not in embarrassment, but in deep seething anger. "Goddess, help me," Kel warned. "Don't
you ever...ever! say that again. Don't you ever tell anyone that. It's not true! Oh! You've done it know. I'm going to kill you!!"
Kel jumped at him. Her hands clamped around his thin fragile neck.
***
Everyone waited patiently for Kel's return before the started their meal. She had been gone for some time, and by now
the delicious supper was getting cold. Dom stood and told everyone to go ahead and begin eating. He would go and see what was
keeping the young squire, then they would join them when the two came back. He, and it seemed, he alone had noticed that
Kel wasn't the only one missing. She was the only one missed though. He also discovered that Larent was absent from the group
of patient waiters. Dom knew as well as anyone that these two lost people were not in the least fond of one another. As Dom
traveled steadily down the corridor to Kel's bedchamber, he head indistinguishable, unidentifiable yelling voices. One, he knew
was male, and the other female. The came louder calls of anger, and a deep destructive sounding thud. Panicked that Larent had
hit Kel or was attempting worse, he vastly picked up his pace, came to the door, and threw it open. This time it was Dom's turn to
be shocked and almost horrified at the terrible sight before his concerned blue eyes.
A/N: Wasn't that pleasent? I guess you know who the evesdropper was now, and if your still lost well then geez you're dense.
Read the story, sorry for my brutal honesty. G2G! (got to go) Review all my sarcasm (which a lotta people don't like) keeps me
from telling people what I REALLY think of them sooo... review and honestly, you'll be one of my fave. people,(unless you flame
and be rude to me) and that's saying something cuz I'm very...*thinks about it* I don't know. I'm in a bad mood, can you tell? Sorry
for all the shitiness Review and maybe I'll cheer up. I love to hear from you, and that's the truth.
--LDoQ (the pissy) just for today. We're hoping. But it's that time again, and I really have no control over it ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of the movie or book `I know what you did last summer` The
book was written by Lois Duncan, who in my opionion is an excellernt mystery writer even though I
haven't read this perticular novel. I also don't own the Tamora Pierce characters. oh and in case you
didn't know jk is just kidding. I put that b-cuz it wasn't summer when this happened. Okay I know I'm
a retard. Make me feel better about my self and review. It does wonders for my self esteem. Lotsa
love -LDoQ (stress free)
CHAPTER TEN
`+` I know what you did last Summer (jk) `+`
"What gives you the right– " Kel was abruptly cut off.
"I know." Larent stated firmly with a malice filled expression. (a/n: how many of ya saw that
one coming? yep, just wait)
"Know what?" Kel snapped. "You jerk. What if I wasn't dressed?"
"Jerk?" Larent repeated. "Real mature. But...I know what you are, and that isn't going to change."
"What am I?" Kel asked irritated and wanting him to leave before she decided to pound this sad simple
excuse for a... nope, she couldn't even pretend to think of him as a man. They had never really gotten along. Not
since he had gotten her in trouble shortly after they met, but she had learned to either deal with him or ignore
him altogether. This was many people's opinion of the lad, and why Raoul let him hang around, Kel will never know.
Larent just smiled deviously at her question. His gaze was intent on her waiting for her to crack under
his plan. (a/n: oh! reading over this, I was struck with sudden inspiration...!)
"You dork! Just tell me what 'I am'. I've worked hard all day. I want to eat a hot meal and go to bed.
So just spit it out." Kel waited arms crossed over her chest.
"I know what you did." His cruel smile still upon his pale lips.
"Well obviously `I` don't know. So why don't you share your juicy information with me so we can move on.
Or did you want to spend the rest of the night chasing your tail in circles?" Kel demanded her patience growing
thinner by the second.
"The only thing I don't know is '/who/' you did. That's not really important, because I still know what
it all means."
"What do you mean `/who/`?" Kel exclaimed. "What are you implying?"
"Just admit it." Larent sneered. "You'll have to leave, my Lord knows, but he will be so ashamed of you.
And with any luck, he'll never take on a scrawny no-good squire again. I'll have my place back and you wont be in the
way. It took awhile, but I did it. Well actually you did it, thanks."
"Stop playing mind games!"
"Whose playing mind games?" Larent shrugged.
Kel shrieked in frustration. "What are you babbling about?! Tell me know before I pound you into the ground.
I can you know!" Kel blazed. Her rage resembling a uncontainable fire.
"You shouldn't," Larent responded. "Not in your condition." He warned.
"What condition? You plainly know more about me than I do. So why don't you tell me so I can eat! You either
tell me, or I grind you into a pulp and leave you here." He stared calmly at her through all her madness. You're such a pain
in the ass!" They were both shocked at her harsh language. Larent probably more so; his game no longer a fun sport trying
to upset her.
He recovered his composure. "I guess they right about pregnant women; being moody you know." His lips curved
ungraciously into a horrible scornful smile at his win.
"What woman?!" She hollered. "Talk straight!"
"You!" Larent snapped. Mad that she hadn't caught onto his game. He had give her enough clues. So to him his
`win` wasn't half as sweet.
"I'm not pregnant!!" Kel huffed irately. "You....!" Kel wondered where he had gathered such ```FALSE``` (in her
head) information.
Larent roughly put his hand over he mouth afraid someone would hear and ruin the enjoyable torture of his foe. "Hey!
I know. I know it's true. I heard you talking to Lord Raoul. It was your birthday, I think and..." He tried to remember the
facts.
Kel turned bright red; not in embarrassment, but in deep seething anger. "Goddess, help me," Kel warned. "Don't
you ever...ever! say that again. Don't you ever tell anyone that. It's not true! Oh! You've done it know. I'm going to kill you!!"
Kel jumped at him. Her hands clamped around his thin fragile neck.
***
Everyone waited patiently for Kel's return before the started their meal. She had been gone for some time, and by now
the delicious supper was getting cold. Dom stood and told everyone to go ahead and begin eating. He would go and see what was
keeping the young squire, then they would join them when the two came back. He, and it seemed, he alone had noticed that
Kel wasn't the only one missing. She was the only one missed though. He also discovered that Larent was absent from the group
of patient waiters. Dom knew as well as anyone that these two lost people were not in the least fond of one another. As Dom
traveled steadily down the corridor to Kel's bedchamber, he head indistinguishable, unidentifiable yelling voices. One, he knew
was male, and the other female. The came louder calls of anger, and a deep destructive sounding thud. Panicked that Larent had
hit Kel or was attempting worse, he vastly picked up his pace, came to the door, and threw it open. This time it was Dom's turn to
be shocked and almost horrified at the terrible sight before his concerned blue eyes.
A/N: Wasn't that pleasent? I guess you know who the evesdropper was now, and if your still lost well then geez you're dense.
Read the story, sorry for my brutal honesty. G2G! (got to go) Review all my sarcasm (which a lotta people don't like) keeps me
from telling people what I REALLY think of them sooo... review and honestly, you'll be one of my fave. people,(unless you flame
and be rude to me) and that's saying something cuz I'm very...*thinks about it* I don't know. I'm in a bad mood, can you tell? Sorry
for all the shitiness Review and maybe I'll cheer up. I love to hear from you, and that's the truth.
--LDoQ (the pissy) just for today. We're hoping. But it's that time again, and I really have no control over it ^_^