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Chapter 2:
The Sinners
"Sinner number one, Dante Hicks!"
Dante walks up, regretfully grabs his bag and exits the room.
"Sinner number two, Randal Graves!"
"I always thought God would be more clever than this, borrowing from The Ten Commandments is one thing, but taking from The Running Man is low." Randal takes his bag and wrangles out.
"Sinner number three, Jay!"
"Come on Silent Bob, let's kick some ass!" Jay and Silent Bob get up together and receive their bags as the Metatron mutters the name of Silent Bob.
"Sinner number five, Veronica Loughran!"
Veronica quickly snatches her bag and chases after Dante.
"Sinner number six, Caitlan Bree!"
"Sinner number seven Shannon Hamilton!"
"Sinner number eight Brodie Bruce!"
Before leaving, Brodie offers the guard a chocolate covered pretzel, the guard answers with a punch to the face.
"Sinner number nine, Rene Moiser!"
"Sinner number ten, Brandi Svenning!"
"Sinner number eleven, T.S. Quint!"
"Sinner number twelve, Holden McNeil!"
"Sinner number thirteen, Banky Edwards!"
The Metatron looks to the gaurds, "Christ this-"
"Yes?"
"Oh, not you Jesus," he turns back to the guard "this is taking forever, you don't think She'd mind if we sped this up a little?"
"Of course not" replied the guard.
"Alyssa Jones, Hooper Lamont, and Bethany Sloane," Bethany opens her mouth to object, but is interrupted "sorry, even you've sinned."
"The next three are a special treat, as they have already died. Eternal damnation is not enough for them though, they are to die again. Bartleby, Loki, and Azrael rise again and go forth!"
The three rise from the ground and look around. "Oh fuck me!" cries Loki in disdain.
"Nice to see you too Loki. You three know the rules, get out there. Moving on, Agent Willenholly, Justice, Missy, Sissy, Chrissy, William Black, Tricia Jones, and Olaf Oleeson take your bags and get moving."
"This isn't over! I'll see you again big-bird! With my excellent detective skills I'll find you!" Willenholly walks off.
"Finally we are drawing to a close, all that is left now is our wildcards. Steve-Dave Pulastia, Walt Grover, Leonardo Leonardo, and Brent step forward."
The four wildcards take their bags and enter the game.
"Damn list, took forever to say. You owe me God. The game is set and the players are in, let the fun begin."
Chapter 2:
The Sinners
"Sinner number one, Dante Hicks!"
Dante walks up, regretfully grabs his bag and exits the room.
"Sinner number two, Randal Graves!"
"I always thought God would be more clever than this, borrowing from The Ten Commandments is one thing, but taking from The Running Man is low." Randal takes his bag and wrangles out.
"Sinner number three, Jay!"
"Come on Silent Bob, let's kick some ass!" Jay and Silent Bob get up together and receive their bags as the Metatron mutters the name of Silent Bob.
"Sinner number five, Veronica Loughran!"
Veronica quickly snatches her bag and chases after Dante.
"Sinner number six, Caitlan Bree!"
"Sinner number seven Shannon Hamilton!"
"Sinner number eight Brodie Bruce!"
Before leaving, Brodie offers the guard a chocolate covered pretzel, the guard answers with a punch to the face.
"Sinner number nine, Rene Moiser!"
"Sinner number ten, Brandi Svenning!"
"Sinner number eleven, T.S. Quint!"
"Sinner number twelve, Holden McNeil!"
"Sinner number thirteen, Banky Edwards!"
The Metatron looks to the gaurds, "Christ this-"
"Yes?"
"Oh, not you Jesus," he turns back to the guard "this is taking forever, you don't think She'd mind if we sped this up a little?"
"Of course not" replied the guard.
"Alyssa Jones, Hooper Lamont, and Bethany Sloane," Bethany opens her mouth to object, but is interrupted "sorry, even you've sinned."
"The next three are a special treat, as they have already died. Eternal damnation is not enough for them though, they are to die again. Bartleby, Loki, and Azrael rise again and go forth!"
The three rise from the ground and look around. "Oh fuck me!" cries Loki in disdain.
"Nice to see you too Loki. You three know the rules, get out there. Moving on, Agent Willenholly, Justice, Missy, Sissy, Chrissy, William Black, Tricia Jones, and Olaf Oleeson take your bags and get moving."
"This isn't over! I'll see you again big-bird! With my excellent detective skills I'll find you!" Willenholly walks off.
"Finally we are drawing to a close, all that is left now is our wildcards. Steve-Dave Pulastia, Walt Grover, Leonardo Leonardo, and Brent step forward."
The four wildcards take their bags and enter the game.
"Damn list, took forever to say. You owe me God. The game is set and the players are in, let the fun begin."