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Chapter 5: A Cherry on Top
"Damn Silent Bob, why do I get the feeling we're being watched again?"
Silent Bob answers with a simple shrug of his shoulders.
"Shit, I know why. It's because me and you kick so much ass! Hells yeah! These fucks putting on the show can't get enough of me lunchbox. The more they see my suave self the more they want me." Silent Bob looks at Jay with sad eyes and points to himself. "Shit man is food all you think about, we got some killing to do and you're worrying about that 'rumbely in your tumbley' like fucking Winnie the Pooh and shit." Silent Bob rolls his eyes realizing once again that his partner has no clue what he means.
The two continue their trek towards the Quick Stop.
"Listen man, just because she sent us back from that fucking purgatory doesn't mean she hates us. I mean, at least we can extract some revenge on the people who did us in, and what's more God-like than that. Speaking of revenge-"
"Jesus, Loki, are you still going on about that? Yes, I killed you, yes, I'm sorry-"
"You betrayed me in front of humans and while I was drunk no less!"
"Fucking humans," they both mutter in unison.
Loki put his arm around his old friend, "All right, give me the first kill here and we're even."
"Deal. And speaking of killing shall we check our instruments of death?"
They open their packs and look inside. Loki pulls his weapon out first, "Oh my God!" a fiery noise is heard as Loki wields his familiar weapon. "The flaming sword, I used to do so much cool shit with this, I've been dying to use it again since you made me hand it up. What'd you get?"
"A fucking harp."
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Chapter 5: A Cherry on Top
"Damn Silent Bob, why do I get the feeling we're being watched again?"
Silent Bob answers with a simple shrug of his shoulders.
"Shit, I know why. It's because me and you kick so much ass! Hells yeah! These fucks putting on the show can't get enough of me lunchbox. The more they see my suave self the more they want me." Silent Bob looks at Jay with sad eyes and points to himself. "Shit man is food all you think about, we got some killing to do and you're worrying about that 'rumbely in your tumbley' like fucking Winnie the Pooh and shit." Silent Bob rolls his eyes realizing once again that his partner has no clue what he means.
The two continue their trek towards the Quick Stop.
"Listen man, just because she sent us back from that fucking purgatory doesn't mean she hates us. I mean, at least we can extract some revenge on the people who did us in, and what's more God-like than that. Speaking of revenge-"
"Jesus, Loki, are you still going on about that? Yes, I killed you, yes, I'm sorry-"
"You betrayed me in front of humans and while I was drunk no less!"
"Fucking humans," they both mutter in unison.
Loki put his arm around his old friend, "All right, give me the first kill here and we're even."
"Deal. And speaking of killing shall we check our instruments of death?"
They open their packs and look inside. Loki pulls his weapon out first, "Oh my God!" a fiery noise is heard as Loki wields his familiar weapon. "The flaming sword, I used to do so much cool shit with this, I've been dying to use it again since you made me hand it up. What'd you get?"
"A fucking harp."