Dear Diary,
Kimmy Gibbler. Kimmy Gibbler. Kimmy Gibbler. What a horrible name! Just thinking about it brings up that evil topic of her annoying me… plus annoying the rest of my family (even Joey and Jesse)! I don't know how DJ can be friends with her. She's weird, absurd… oh and did I mention ANNOYING!?
I know that today Kimmy said, "Back off squirt." to Michelle, but 'squirt' is not Michelle's name. Michelle's name is, well, MICHELLE! Duh!
Well, enough about Kimmy. I need to go. DJ's calling for me from Nikki and Alex's room… probably another poopy diaper that needs to be changed!
"Hey Steph! I need your help in the boys' room!" shouted Aunt Becky.
"Yeah, we REALLY do!" shouted DJ. Stephanie wondered what on Earth Nikki and Alex had done that couldn't be cured by Becky or DJ! Well, of course… Stephanie was the professional!
"Coming!" shouted Stephanie back. She shut her diary immediately and hustled off to the boys' room. Just as she walked in, she saw Nikki and Alex hidden between the diaper changing table and the closet.
"They refuse to get out, Steph," explained DJ.
"So…" replied Stephanie, shrugging. DJ stared at her, until her eyes 'bugged out'.
"Well, can't you get them out?" she asked.
"Yeah, I guess," Stephanie said, "hold on." Steph left the room, went down to the kitchen and opened up the drawer full of candy. She pulled out two lollipops for Nikki and Alex. Surely, this would work, and Stephanie ran back up to the bedroom.
"Here… I… am!" panted Stephanie.
"Nikki, Alex! Look what Stephie has for you! Now come out of the corner and you can have them!" she said.
"No," said Nikki.
"Otay, Stephie," said Alex. Obviously, he went for it! Alex slowly walked out of the corner as Nikki pulled him back saying,
"No! Ayex! Come gack!" Alex kept going until he was sitting on the floor eating his lollipop.
"Come on, Nikki!" said Stephanie with a little more 'umph' in it than the last time she talked to him.
"Kay, Tephie. Yaleepop for me?" asked Nikki in his 'oh-look-at-me-I'm-so-cute' voice.
"Okay, Nikki. You be good, and you can have the lollipop." Finally, Nikki came out of the corner.
"There, that wasn't so hard!" said Stephanie to DJ and Aunt Becky. 'They didn't say thank you! How rude!" thought Stephanie and walked back to her room. She wrote something else in her diary.
Dear Diary,
This is Stephanie Judith Tanner here saying, "Aunt Becky and DJ are rude-o's!"