Chapter 1: Pinhead
* * *
"I cannot believe that bitch just went and got herself killed!" exclaimed Piper the night after Prue died. She and Phoebe were sitting in the manor, complaining that they wouldn't be as powerful now.
"I know! She's such a shmelaphant!" Phoebe agreed. Being evil couldn't possibly be as much fun without the third wheel. All of the sudden, a shower of bluish white lights appeared in front of them. It was Leo.
"What are you doing here?" Phoebe asked, grimacing.
"Hey honey." Leo said to Piper, ignoring Phoebe's comment.
"HONEY?" Piper shouted. "Are you crazy? You are a WHITELIGHTER! You are GOOD! Good and evil DO NOT date!" Piper screamed at Leo.
"But you are supposed to be good." Leo persisted. "Your destiny as the charmed ones is to be good. I am supposed to be your whitelighter."
"Well, you're not!" Piper spat. "And we have never, and will never take orders from anyone else!"
"Hear, hear." Phoebe agreed nodding.
"You're such a pinhead sometimes." Piper said. "Hey . . . that isn't such a bad idea." Piper grinned and waved her hand around Leo's face. It was about six inches away from his nose, and her hand was moving in a circular motion.
Leo's head started to get taller, and a lot thinner. It was shrinking in width and growing in height. After less than a minute, Leo's head looked exactly like a pin, or a needle.
"ROCK ON, SIS!" Phoebe yelled, giving Piper a high-five.
"What did you do to me?" Leo asked, feeling his head with his hands. "Why is my head funny shaped?"
"Because, Leo. You are a pinhead." Phoebe explained.
"HA! Take that!" Piper yelled.
"You are gonna be in so much trouble when I tell the Elders on you!" Leo whined before orbing out. "Finally! Why does he like you? He's such an idiot! No offense, but ya know, we're evil, he's good . . . you would think that he could put the pieces together!"
"Yeah I know. Total moron . . . and he's such a drip." Piper replied.
Just then, Cole shimmered in near the front door.
"COLE!!!!!" Phoebe screamed excitedly, running towards him and jumping into his arms.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
15-minute intermission while Cole and Phoebe "kiss hello".
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Phoebe. Phoebe? Phoebe! PHOEBE!!!!! STOP SUCKING FACE AND HELP ME FIND A DARKLIGHTER SUMMONING SPELL!!" Piper shrieked.
Phoebe and Cole pulled apart reluctantly. Phoebe glared at Piper for a minute before walking over to the Book of Shadows and looking over Piper's shoulder as she flipped pages.
"Here's one, but it requires the Power of Three." Piper muttered before continuing to turn the pages.
Phoebe stood there quietly for awhile, looking over her shoulder every so often to see if Cole was still there.
"DAMMIT!! Why did Prue have to die?? Now we can't do anything fun!!" Phoebe screamed suddenly.
"Oh, I beg to differ . . ." Cole said with a smirk on his face.
"Okay, you know what, that so does not count. Although, it is pretty fun . . . " Phoebe replied, cheered up some.
"I'm sorry if I'm interrupting your little "argument" here, but we do have something to accomplish." Piper said, using her fingers to make quotations when she said the word argument.
"Sure, Piper. Because it's always about you, isn't it?" Phoebe snarled. "It's always about how annoying Leo is because he's so in love with you and how to stop it."
"Oh come on Phoebe, You have to admit that turning his head into a pin was funny."
"Fine, but why does everything have to do with Leo?" Phoebe whined. "It's should be about . . . COLE!" Phoebe grinned and leaned in to kiss Cole when Leo orbed in again.
Leo coughed to introduce himself and unfolded a piece of paper.
"Your eyes are like blueberries. You cheeks are like peaches. Your lips are like strawberries. Kiss me my little fruit salad!!!!!!!" Leo read and puckered his lips. He leaned in towards Piper.
"What?!" Piper screamed. "BLUEBERRIES?? MY EYES ARENT EVEN BLUE! And that was disgusting. How did you get your head back to normal, anyway? And why did you come back here?"
"Yeah, and where did you come up with that!?" Phoebe asked, laughing like crazy.
"Some stupid paper I found on the ground." Leo whispered to Phoebe, smiling."
"Did you ever say why you were here?" Cole asked, rolling his eyes.
"No. Uh, Yeah." Leo said, confusing himself. "You have a half sister . . . yap, yap, yap . . . her name is Paige . . . and she just killed an upper level good demon."
"HEY!" Phoebe shrieked, smiling. "WE GET TO BE MORE POWERFUL AGAIN!"
"Which demon did she kill?" Piper asked.
"Shax."
"Oh, you mean that freak that killed Prue?" Phoebe asked.
"Is that where that bitch went?" Cole asked, laughing to himself.
"Yes. That's the one."
"Thanks, Leo. Now get out of here and don't come back." Piper said, shoving Leo out of the window.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
'She touched me!' Leo thought. 'Whoopee!'
'She was pushing you, you dumbass.' Leo counter-thought.
'Yeah, but she TOUCHED me!' he thought again.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"So . . . where are we supposed to get this "new sister"?" Phoebe asked, looking around the room as if it might hold the answer.
"Hmmm, I don't know, maybe we should have a certain someone **cough cough COLE cough** use their demonic sensing powers to find her."
"Why am I the only one who does any real work around here? It's always Cole do this and Cole do that. Well, I'm sick of it. I won't find her for you, I'm tired of being used like this!" Cole said in a whiny voice.
"Well if that's how you feel, then you can sleep on the couch tonight, buster! Yep, you heard what I said, so don't stand there gaping at me. You. Couch. Alone. No Phoebe." Piper said slyly.
"HEY!!!" Phoebe and Cole shouted simultaneously.
"That's not fair. Just because you haven't had anybody except yourself for months doesn't mean that we have to pay for it. I'm sick of you being grumpy all the time, either use a love spell or go pick up a guy in a bar!" Phoebe said angrily.
"Yeah, with my luck, the love spell will lure Leo or something despicable like that. And I have gotten freaky in months. I did on Friday. Stupid bastards." Piper muttered.
"WHAT did you just call me?!?!?! A bastard??" Phoebe screamed at her.
"Actually, I called both of you bastards. And I meant it, monkey breath." Piper retorted.
Cole looks at both of them, then shrugs and shimmers out.
"Yeah, well screw you."
"Screw yourself!"
"MAKE ME!!" Phoebe screamed before running out the door and jumping into the jeep.
"HEY! THAT'S MY CAR AND I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET! And you don't even have the keys you moron!" Piper said while chasing after her.
Cole shimmered back in and then grabbed Phoebe before shimmering out again. Piper looked in the car to see if they had just shimmered into the trunk, but all she saw were their clothes, sitting on the seat.
"EEEEWWWWW!!!!!" Piper shrieked before murmuring to herself, "Why don't I have a boyfriend that does that??"
"I can do that! Well, except that we would have to orb . . . " Leo said excitedly.
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK FREAK!!! WHY ARE YOU HERE????" Piper screeched.
"I'm here because I love you Piper. Our love can conquer anything. It can even make you good again!" Leo explained.
"Okayyyyy. First of all, that's creepy. Second, there is no OUR love, only YOUR love for me. And third, I DON'T WANT TO BE GOOD!!! I never was, I'm not now, and I never will be. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: Okay, so maybe the first chapter was boring, yes we know that you might think that, but that was only to set the plot. If you have any ideas on how to get people to read this after they read the preface and thought it was boring, please let us know.
Reviewing is a good way to let us know how you like our story. Reviewing is also a good way to tell us what to fix in our story. Reviewing is a good way to tell us to update our story. Reviewing is what you should be doing after you read this. Please review!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
* * *
"I cannot believe that bitch just went and got herself killed!" exclaimed Piper the night after Prue died. She and Phoebe were sitting in the manor, complaining that they wouldn't be as powerful now.
"I know! She's such a shmelaphant!" Phoebe agreed. Being evil couldn't possibly be as much fun without the third wheel. All of the sudden, a shower of bluish white lights appeared in front of them. It was Leo.
"What are you doing here?" Phoebe asked, grimacing.
"Hey honey." Leo said to Piper, ignoring Phoebe's comment.
"HONEY?" Piper shouted. "Are you crazy? You are a WHITELIGHTER! You are GOOD! Good and evil DO NOT date!" Piper screamed at Leo.
"But you are supposed to be good." Leo persisted. "Your destiny as the charmed ones is to be good. I am supposed to be your whitelighter."
"Well, you're not!" Piper spat. "And we have never, and will never take orders from anyone else!"
"Hear, hear." Phoebe agreed nodding.
"You're such a pinhead sometimes." Piper said. "Hey . . . that isn't such a bad idea." Piper grinned and waved her hand around Leo's face. It was about six inches away from his nose, and her hand was moving in a circular motion.
Leo's head started to get taller, and a lot thinner. It was shrinking in width and growing in height. After less than a minute, Leo's head looked exactly like a pin, or a needle.
"ROCK ON, SIS!" Phoebe yelled, giving Piper a high-five.
"What did you do to me?" Leo asked, feeling his head with his hands. "Why is my head funny shaped?"
"Because, Leo. You are a pinhead." Phoebe explained.
"HA! Take that!" Piper yelled.
"You are gonna be in so much trouble when I tell the Elders on you!" Leo whined before orbing out. "Finally! Why does he like you? He's such an idiot! No offense, but ya know, we're evil, he's good . . . you would think that he could put the pieces together!"
"Yeah I know. Total moron . . . and he's such a drip." Piper replied.
Just then, Cole shimmered in near the front door.
"COLE!!!!!" Phoebe screamed excitedly, running towards him and jumping into his arms.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
15-minute intermission while Cole and Phoebe "kiss hello".
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Phoebe. Phoebe? Phoebe! PHOEBE!!!!! STOP SUCKING FACE AND HELP ME FIND A DARKLIGHTER SUMMONING SPELL!!" Piper shrieked.
Phoebe and Cole pulled apart reluctantly. Phoebe glared at Piper for a minute before walking over to the Book of Shadows and looking over Piper's shoulder as she flipped pages.
"Here's one, but it requires the Power of Three." Piper muttered before continuing to turn the pages.
Phoebe stood there quietly for awhile, looking over her shoulder every so often to see if Cole was still there.
"DAMMIT!! Why did Prue have to die?? Now we can't do anything fun!!" Phoebe screamed suddenly.
"Oh, I beg to differ . . ." Cole said with a smirk on his face.
"Okay, you know what, that so does not count. Although, it is pretty fun . . . " Phoebe replied, cheered up some.
"I'm sorry if I'm interrupting your little "argument" here, but we do have something to accomplish." Piper said, using her fingers to make quotations when she said the word argument.
"Sure, Piper. Because it's always about you, isn't it?" Phoebe snarled. "It's always about how annoying Leo is because he's so in love with you and how to stop it."
"Oh come on Phoebe, You have to admit that turning his head into a pin was funny."
"Fine, but why does everything have to do with Leo?" Phoebe whined. "It's should be about . . . COLE!" Phoebe grinned and leaned in to kiss Cole when Leo orbed in again.
Leo coughed to introduce himself and unfolded a piece of paper.
"Your eyes are like blueberries. You cheeks are like peaches. Your lips are like strawberries. Kiss me my little fruit salad!!!!!!!" Leo read and puckered his lips. He leaned in towards Piper.
"What?!" Piper screamed. "BLUEBERRIES?? MY EYES ARENT EVEN BLUE! And that was disgusting. How did you get your head back to normal, anyway? And why did you come back here?"
"Yeah, and where did you come up with that!?" Phoebe asked, laughing like crazy.
"Some stupid paper I found on the ground." Leo whispered to Phoebe, smiling."
"Did you ever say why you were here?" Cole asked, rolling his eyes.
"No. Uh, Yeah." Leo said, confusing himself. "You have a half sister . . . yap, yap, yap . . . her name is Paige . . . and she just killed an upper level good demon."
"HEY!" Phoebe shrieked, smiling. "WE GET TO BE MORE POWERFUL AGAIN!"
"Which demon did she kill?" Piper asked.
"Shax."
"Oh, you mean that freak that killed Prue?" Phoebe asked.
"Is that where that bitch went?" Cole asked, laughing to himself.
"Yes. That's the one."
"Thanks, Leo. Now get out of here and don't come back." Piper said, shoving Leo out of the window.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
'She touched me!' Leo thought. 'Whoopee!'
'She was pushing you, you dumbass.' Leo counter-thought.
'Yeah, but she TOUCHED me!' he thought again.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"So . . . where are we supposed to get this "new sister"?" Phoebe asked, looking around the room as if it might hold the answer.
"Hmmm, I don't know, maybe we should have a certain someone **cough cough COLE cough** use their demonic sensing powers to find her."
"Why am I the only one who does any real work around here? It's always Cole do this and Cole do that. Well, I'm sick of it. I won't find her for you, I'm tired of being used like this!" Cole said in a whiny voice.
"Well if that's how you feel, then you can sleep on the couch tonight, buster! Yep, you heard what I said, so don't stand there gaping at me. You. Couch. Alone. No Phoebe." Piper said slyly.
"HEY!!!" Phoebe and Cole shouted simultaneously.
"That's not fair. Just because you haven't had anybody except yourself for months doesn't mean that we have to pay for it. I'm sick of you being grumpy all the time, either use a love spell or go pick up a guy in a bar!" Phoebe said angrily.
"Yeah, with my luck, the love spell will lure Leo or something despicable like that. And I have gotten freaky in months. I did on Friday. Stupid bastards." Piper muttered.
"WHAT did you just call me?!?!?! A bastard??" Phoebe screamed at her.
"Actually, I called both of you bastards. And I meant it, monkey breath." Piper retorted.
Cole looks at both of them, then shrugs and shimmers out.
"Yeah, well screw you."
"Screw yourself!"
"MAKE ME!!" Phoebe screamed before running out the door and jumping into the jeep.
"HEY! THAT'S MY CAR AND I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET! And you don't even have the keys you moron!" Piper said while chasing after her.
Cole shimmered back in and then grabbed Phoebe before shimmering out again. Piper looked in the car to see if they had just shimmered into the trunk, but all she saw were their clothes, sitting on the seat.
"EEEEWWWWW!!!!!" Piper shrieked before murmuring to herself, "Why don't I have a boyfriend that does that??"
"I can do that! Well, except that we would have to orb . . . " Leo said excitedly.
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK FREAK!!! WHY ARE YOU HERE????" Piper screeched.
"I'm here because I love you Piper. Our love can conquer anything. It can even make you good again!" Leo explained.
"Okayyyyy. First of all, that's creepy. Second, there is no OUR love, only YOUR love for me. And third, I DON'T WANT TO BE GOOD!!! I never was, I'm not now, and I never will be. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: Okay, so maybe the first chapter was boring, yes we know that you might think that, but that was only to set the plot. If you have any ideas on how to get people to read this after they read the preface and thought it was boring, please let us know.
Reviewing is a good way to let us know how you like our story. Reviewing is also a good way to tell us what to fix in our story. Reviewing is a good way to tell us to update our story. Reviewing is what you should be doing after you read this. Please review!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~