Serenity for Eternity
Chapter 2: You've got a crush on me, but I hate everything about you
"Anybody got an idea?" Piper asked.
"An idea . . .?" Cole asked. "For what?"
"To find our sister." Phoebe said quietly, obviously bored.
"You're sister?" Cole asked, utterly confused. "Didn't she like . . . die?"
"NOT THAT SISTER YOU NIMROD!" Piper yelled. "The one Leo told us about, our younger half sister,"
"DON'T CALL ME A NIMROD!" Cole acted offended, but he really wasn't. "You really BELIEVE Leo about that crap?"
"Oh my gosh!" Piper said, sounding surprised.
"What?!" Phoebe sat up straight, looking at Piper.
"Cole said something intelligent!" Piper said, laughing.
"HEY!" Phoebe yelled, defending Cole.
"Yeah, HEY!" Cole yelled after a minute. Phoebe stuck her pinky finger straight into the air with the rest of her hand formed into a fist.
"What, are you like, giving me the 'Finger'?" Piper asked, grinning.
"Yeah, I am!" Phoebe said.
"Wrong finger, sweetie." Piper said, with mock-kindness in her voice.
"Oh yeah." Phoebe said and put the pinky down and stuck the middle finger up.
"That's better." Piper said.
"You're supposed to get angry now." Phoebe said.
"Oh yeah." Piper said, and then scrunched her face to make her look upset.
"Stupid bastard . . . I hate you . . . bitchy butt . . . " Phoebe muttered under her breath, but still so that Piper could hear.
"Yeah, what she said! Ever since you became the oldest sister, you've got the bitch complex going on. You're almost as bitchy as Prue was." Cole said.
Piper and Phoebe gasped simultaneously before Piper started yelling.
"SCORE!!" Phoebe told Cole, throwing her arms up as a sign of victory.
"She's getting really annoying, wanna leave?" Cole asked quietly.
"Hell yes." Phoebe and Cole walked out the door and downstairs, pointedly ignoring Piper.
"HEY! I'M NOT DONE BITCHING AT YOU YET!!! Wait . . . I mean . . . I'M NOT DONE YELLING AT YOU YET!!!" Piper screamed, while considering following them, but then decided it would be too much work. She turned back to the book and shrieked, seeing Leo standing there.
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!" Piper screamed angrily.
"Okay, first of all, it's not nice to swear, and second, I'm here because I wrote another poem for you. Actually, it's a song, but I don't care. Here it is:
::Everybody wants you, everybody loves you
I know I should tell you how I feel
I wish everyone will disappear
Every time you call me, I'm too scared to be me
And I'm too shy to say.
Ooh, I got a crush on you
I hope you feel the way that I do
I get a rush when I'm with you
Ooh, I got a crush on you. A crush on you.
I just want to hold you
How I always want you, I will always love you::
Did you like it??? You had to like it. Did you??" Leo said with puppy dog eyes.
"No, it sucked. And you can't sing. Dirty bastard. Here, I have a song for you; it's called "I Hate Everything About You." Because I do hate everything about you, so leave me the hell alone!" Piper said disgustedly.
Leo orbed out dejectedly, his shoulders slumped in defeat.
'Now what am I going to do?' Piper asked herself. 'My sister and my . . . no wait, scratch that. My sister and her incredibly annoying boyfriend left me and I have to find my younger half sister on my own now.' Piper sat down on an easy chair in the attic and screamed at the floor.
"WHY DON'T YOU MAKE THIS EASIER FOR ME!?" she yelled. Not more than a minute after she yelled, Piper heard a knock at the door.
"That better not be Leo." Piper said out loud as she walked down the stairs, "Because if that's Leo-" Piper cut herself off as she opened the front door and saw a girl standing there with black hair and creamy white skin.
"Who are you? Snow White?" Piper asked rudely.
"My name is Paige. I didn't see you at your sister's funeral. I came to see you."
"Why?"
"Because, like I said, you weren't at Prue's funeral."
"Why would I be? I hated that bitch."
"Did you really? Or are you just angry with her because she died?"
"The second one, but I'm fine. I don't need your comforting, and who are you anyway. I don't think I know you."
"You don't know me," Paige said, "My name is Paige Matthews and I think I might be your sister."
Piper rolled her eyes and looked down. "I didn't want you to make it THAT easy!" she mumbled, thinking how funny it was that the person she was trying to find just came over and knocked on the front door.
"Well, I guess you should come in then." Piper snarled.
Paige was shocked about how rude and mean Piper Halliwell was, considering how nice she thought her sisters would be, but she let it slide as mourning. Piper called her other sister from the other room.
"Hey Phoebe." Piper said when her sister answered her cell phone.
"What, Piper!?" Phoebe said on the other side of the phone, clearly still annoyed.
"I found our sister." Piper said, "You better come meet her. Bring your boyfriend too, if you must."
"Thank-you, but no thank-you." Phoebe said, "I don't want to come over. Tell her to leave us alone and that we hate her guts and that we don't need her."
"But we DO need her, Phoebe! Power of three, highest rank of evil ever . . . " Piper reminded Phoebe.
"Oh, alright. I'm on my way." ::Click:: Piper hung up the phone also and walked into the kitchen to sit with Paige.
"So, how did you find us?" Piper asked.
"I asked Erick." Paige said.
"Who?" Piper asked, but before Paige could answer, a shower of red and black lights appeared in front of them.
"What's going on here?" Piper asked, looking back and forth between Paige and Erick.
"Hello, Paige" Erick said, "Hi, Piper. My name is Erick."
"Um, okay, Eric." Piper said.
"No, not Eric. I spell it with a 'k'."
"So, Erik, wha-"
"No, not Erik either. I spell it with a 'c' and a 'k'."
"OKAY!" Piper said, frustrated. "So, ERICK, what are you doing here, and who are you? Or, what are you?"
"I am here to introduce myself." Erick said. Piper looked at him, urging him to keep talking in a mean way. "My name is Erick and I am your snifedarker. I'm a guide for evil . . . like the opposite of a whitelighter."
Phoebe and Cole walked in right when he started explaining.
"Whitelighters suck. And who the hell are you? Piper, he is not our sister!" Phoebe exclaimed.
"I know that, Paige is over there!" Piper said, pointing to Paige.
"Oh . . . well, so? Lets just reconstitute the power of three so that me and Cole can go back to what we were doing before you called." Phoebe said.
Everyone suddenly noticed that Phoebe's shirt was backwards, and that Cole's pants were inside out.
"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" Piper and Paige screamed at the same time. "We so did NOT need to know that!" Piper exclaimed.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on lets just get this over with!!" Phoebe called out from the front hall under the chandelier.
"How are we supposed to do this power of three thing anyway?" Paige asked while going over to stand next to Phoebe, Piper following her.
"How the hell should I know??" Phoebe said vehemently.
"Maybe we should take a picture like we did with Prue that one time," Piper said when she got to the chandelier.
All of the sudden a glowing light flowed throughout the room, bathing everyone in a blue blaze. It was over as soon as it had started.
"Ugh, finally. Lets go, Cole, this is boring . . . and what we could be doing isn't . . . " Phoebe said with a sly grin.
They shimmered out to the penthouse, wrapped in each other's arms.
A/N: Thank you to those people who actually read and review for this story! We are having lots of fun writing this, even though we aren't getting very many reviews. If anyone has any ideas on how to make the story better/funnier/whatever, either review or e-mail us! Thank you soo much for your input!
Chapter 2: You've got a crush on me, but I hate everything about you
"Anybody got an idea?" Piper asked.
"An idea . . .?" Cole asked. "For what?"
"To find our sister." Phoebe said quietly, obviously bored.
"You're sister?" Cole asked, utterly confused. "Didn't she like . . . die?"
"NOT THAT SISTER YOU NIMROD!" Piper yelled. "The one Leo told us about, our younger half sister,"
"DON'T CALL ME A NIMROD!" Cole acted offended, but he really wasn't. "You really BELIEVE Leo about that crap?"
"Oh my gosh!" Piper said, sounding surprised.
"What?!" Phoebe sat up straight, looking at Piper.
"Cole said something intelligent!" Piper said, laughing.
"HEY!" Phoebe yelled, defending Cole.
"Yeah, HEY!" Cole yelled after a minute. Phoebe stuck her pinky finger straight into the air with the rest of her hand formed into a fist.
"What, are you like, giving me the 'Finger'?" Piper asked, grinning.
"Yeah, I am!" Phoebe said.
"Wrong finger, sweetie." Piper said, with mock-kindness in her voice.
"Oh yeah." Phoebe said and put the pinky down and stuck the middle finger up.
"That's better." Piper said.
"You're supposed to get angry now." Phoebe said.
"Oh yeah." Piper said, and then scrunched her face to make her look upset.
"Stupid bastard . . . I hate you . . . bitchy butt . . . " Phoebe muttered under her breath, but still so that Piper could hear.
"Yeah, what she said! Ever since you became the oldest sister, you've got the bitch complex going on. You're almost as bitchy as Prue was." Cole said.
Piper and Phoebe gasped simultaneously before Piper started yelling.
"SCORE!!" Phoebe told Cole, throwing her arms up as a sign of victory.
"She's getting really annoying, wanna leave?" Cole asked quietly.
"Hell yes." Phoebe and Cole walked out the door and downstairs, pointedly ignoring Piper.
"HEY! I'M NOT DONE BITCHING AT YOU YET!!! Wait . . . I mean . . . I'M NOT DONE YELLING AT YOU YET!!!" Piper screamed, while considering following them, but then decided it would be too much work. She turned back to the book and shrieked, seeing Leo standing there.
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!" Piper screamed angrily.
"Okay, first of all, it's not nice to swear, and second, I'm here because I wrote another poem for you. Actually, it's a song, but I don't care. Here it is:
::Everybody wants you, everybody loves you
I know I should tell you how I feel
I wish everyone will disappear
Every time you call me, I'm too scared to be me
And I'm too shy to say.
Ooh, I got a crush on you
I hope you feel the way that I do
I get a rush when I'm with you
Ooh, I got a crush on you. A crush on you.
I just want to hold you
How I always want you, I will always love you::
Did you like it??? You had to like it. Did you??" Leo said with puppy dog eyes.
"No, it sucked. And you can't sing. Dirty bastard. Here, I have a song for you; it's called "I Hate Everything About You." Because I do hate everything about you, so leave me the hell alone!" Piper said disgustedly.
Leo orbed out dejectedly, his shoulders slumped in defeat.
'Now what am I going to do?' Piper asked herself. 'My sister and my . . . no wait, scratch that. My sister and her incredibly annoying boyfriend left me and I have to find my younger half sister on my own now.' Piper sat down on an easy chair in the attic and screamed at the floor.
"WHY DON'T YOU MAKE THIS EASIER FOR ME!?" she yelled. Not more than a minute after she yelled, Piper heard a knock at the door.
"That better not be Leo." Piper said out loud as she walked down the stairs, "Because if that's Leo-" Piper cut herself off as she opened the front door and saw a girl standing there with black hair and creamy white skin.
"Who are you? Snow White?" Piper asked rudely.
"My name is Paige. I didn't see you at your sister's funeral. I came to see you."
"Why?"
"Because, like I said, you weren't at Prue's funeral."
"Why would I be? I hated that bitch."
"Did you really? Or are you just angry with her because she died?"
"The second one, but I'm fine. I don't need your comforting, and who are you anyway. I don't think I know you."
"You don't know me," Paige said, "My name is Paige Matthews and I think I might be your sister."
Piper rolled her eyes and looked down. "I didn't want you to make it THAT easy!" she mumbled, thinking how funny it was that the person she was trying to find just came over and knocked on the front door.
"Well, I guess you should come in then." Piper snarled.
Paige was shocked about how rude and mean Piper Halliwell was, considering how nice she thought her sisters would be, but she let it slide as mourning. Piper called her other sister from the other room.
"Hey Phoebe." Piper said when her sister answered her cell phone.
"What, Piper!?" Phoebe said on the other side of the phone, clearly still annoyed.
"I found our sister." Piper said, "You better come meet her. Bring your boyfriend too, if you must."
"Thank-you, but no thank-you." Phoebe said, "I don't want to come over. Tell her to leave us alone and that we hate her guts and that we don't need her."
"But we DO need her, Phoebe! Power of three, highest rank of evil ever . . . " Piper reminded Phoebe.
"Oh, alright. I'm on my way." ::Click:: Piper hung up the phone also and walked into the kitchen to sit with Paige.
"So, how did you find us?" Piper asked.
"I asked Erick." Paige said.
"Who?" Piper asked, but before Paige could answer, a shower of red and black lights appeared in front of them.
"What's going on here?" Piper asked, looking back and forth between Paige and Erick.
"Hello, Paige" Erick said, "Hi, Piper. My name is Erick."
"Um, okay, Eric." Piper said.
"No, not Eric. I spell it with a 'k'."
"So, Erik, wha-"
"No, not Erik either. I spell it with a 'c' and a 'k'."
"OKAY!" Piper said, frustrated. "So, ERICK, what are you doing here, and who are you? Or, what are you?"
"I am here to introduce myself." Erick said. Piper looked at him, urging him to keep talking in a mean way. "My name is Erick and I am your snifedarker. I'm a guide for evil . . . like the opposite of a whitelighter."
Phoebe and Cole walked in right when he started explaining.
"Whitelighters suck. And who the hell are you? Piper, he is not our sister!" Phoebe exclaimed.
"I know that, Paige is over there!" Piper said, pointing to Paige.
"Oh . . . well, so? Lets just reconstitute the power of three so that me and Cole can go back to what we were doing before you called." Phoebe said.
Everyone suddenly noticed that Phoebe's shirt was backwards, and that Cole's pants were inside out.
"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" Piper and Paige screamed at the same time. "We so did NOT need to know that!" Piper exclaimed.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on lets just get this over with!!" Phoebe called out from the front hall under the chandelier.
"How are we supposed to do this power of three thing anyway?" Paige asked while going over to stand next to Phoebe, Piper following her.
"How the hell should I know??" Phoebe said vehemently.
"Maybe we should take a picture like we did with Prue that one time," Piper said when she got to the chandelier.
All of the sudden a glowing light flowed throughout the room, bathing everyone in a blue blaze. It was over as soon as it had started.
"Ugh, finally. Lets go, Cole, this is boring . . . and what we could be doing isn't . . . " Phoebe said with a sly grin.
They shimmered out to the penthouse, wrapped in each other's arms.
A/N: Thank you to those people who actually read and review for this story! We are having lots of fun writing this, even though we aren't getting very many reviews. If anyone has any ideas on how to make the story better/funnier/whatever, either review or e-mail us! Thank you soo much for your input!