Serenity for Eternity Ch. 3

"Our new sister seems…nice," Phoebe commented to Piper, sitting at the table in the kitchen, drinking coffee.

"Are you CRAZY?! She is sooo annoying!" Piper looked at phoebe. "She is like…GOOD!"

"Yeah, well our powers are stronger now, right?"

"Yeah."

"So what should we do now? Go kill people?"

"In the middle of the day?" Piper asked.

"Why not?"

"Okay, let's go!"

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"Piper, kill him!" Phoebe shouted, handing Piper the knife.

"Kay," Piper said, but before she could kill him, Paige orbed in.

"Whatcha doin?" Paige smiled annoyingly.

"Killing innocents." Phoebe answered.

"Ooooh. That's not very nice."

"No, its not." Piper said, "But we're evil. Who cares?"

"ME!!" Paige squealed, calling the knife out of Piper's hand "And I'm evil!"

"Hardly." Phoebe whispered to herself.

"What was that?" Paige asked.

"Hardly." Phoebe said louder. "You're in love with Leo, for crying out loud!"

"Damn straight," Paige smiled. "HE'S HOT!"

"Ewwwwwww…" Piper and Phoebe said in unison.

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Piper, Phoebe, and Paige were looking through the Book of Shadows for personal gain spells. "What about multiplying our strength by 3?" Paige suggested.

"NO!!" Piper and Phoebe screamed, remembering when Prue did that and cloned herself. "We only need one of you, thanks."

Phoebe said, "Actually, it'd be better with none of you, but whatever."

"Sweetheart," Leo called, orbing in with bouquets of flowers for Piper.

"YUCK!" Piper screamed. "You are so annoying! Piss off!"

"But…but…" Leo whined.

"Come here, hottie!" Paige called, opening her arms and enveloping Leo in a hug.

"EEEEWWWWWWWW!" Piper and Phoebe screamed at the same time, sticking out their tongues.

"What? He's adorable!" Paige said, and orbed out with Leo, giggling.

"Well, at least she's gone." Said Piper.

"Are they going to…to…eww…"

"PHOEBE! THAT'S GROSS! I prefer not to think about that!!"

"How about to kill a sister?" Phoebe asked, looking back to the book.

"Is there one? How convenient."

"Yeah. To kill an annoying younger half sister."

"Really?"

"No, sorry."

"I hate you."

"It was funny though." Phoebe said.

"Not really." Piper argued.

"Whatever." Phoebe moaned. "Lets write a spell to send her somewhere so we keep our powers, but get rid of her?"

"Kay. How 'bout, 'Our sister Paige should be kept in a cage. Send this monkey to someplace funky.'"

"Um, okay. Works for me." Phoebe said as they repeated the spell over and over together.

"Did it work?" Piper asked.

"How would I know?"

All of the sudden, a drunk looking Leo orbed in, face tearstained. "Piper!!!" he whined.

"What the hell do you want? I'm not your mother..." Piper said before adding in an undertone, "I'm not ugly enough to have produced something as hideous and good as you."

"Paige just tried to rape me! You have to keep her away, Piper!! She's a maniac!" Leo replied.

"Like we didn't already know that?! We already sent her away anyway…" Piper said, annoyed.

Paige orbed in and turned to Leo, who screamed in fright and orbed "Up There" to get away.

"YOU GUYS SCARED MY HONEY OFF WHEN YOU SENT ME AWAY!!!" Paige yelped, frustrated.

"Hey, it did work! We should do that more often…OOOH, PIPER, I HAVE AN IDEA!!" Phoebe said excitedly. "Super secret huddle time!"

Piper and Phoebe walked to the opposite end of the attic from Paige.

"What is this plan?" Piper asked.

"Alright, next time we do that, lets send her into a crystal cage! Then she can't get out!! And when she tries, it'll hurt…MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Phoebe whispered.

"Ooooh, good plan! We gotta try that sometime soon!" Piper responded before turning to look at Paige.

Cole shimmered in behind Phoebe and put his arms around her waist before whispering in her ear. Phoebe giggled and nodded, and then they shimmered out again.

"Yuck." Paige grimaced.

"Oh my god."

"What?"

"You just said something that actually made since –"

"I know! She's SOOOO ANNOYING!!!!"

"HEY! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT ABOUT MY SISTER! SHE'S NOT ANNOYING!!!! YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What? You agreed!"

"I NEVER agreed! I just said that it was sick what they did, NEVER that Phoebe was annoying!" Piper screamed, defending her only decent sister.

"Uggghh . . . Fine, Whatever!"

"Just remember that I can blow things up, and all you can do is ORB!"

"What-EVER!" Paige said like a hippie teenaged girl. Piper started laughing hysterically and managed in between laughs,

"You . . . sounded . . . like . . . . . . a . . . FREAK!" Piper laughed again thinking, 'which, you are one, so it isn't that big of a deal."

"I know what you're thinking!" Paige growled uncertainly.

"No you don't."

"Yes I do!" Paige shot back like a 2-year-old fighting with their siblings.

"What, did you and Phoebe trade powers?" Piper asked, rudely.

"So what if we did?"

"You didn't."

"How do you know?"

"Because I'm psychic."

"No you're not."

"Yeah, actually I am." Piper said confidently.

"Oh? Really? Cool." Paige said, totally buying the whole thing.

"HA!" Piper screamed.


"What?" Paige asked.

"You just proved that you weren't psychic. Too bad."

"I was . . . um . . . kidding?" Paige lied.

"Right . . . . you are such a bad LIAR!" Piper laughed.

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Off to the penthouse with Cole and Phoebe, in the middle of an argument…

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"LEAVE ME ALONE!" Phoebe screamed at Cole.

"Why won't you talk to me?"

"There's nothing to say."

"Then why are you here? We are at my house you know." Cole replied.

"Whoo."

"I know I messed up, and that you're mad, so let's just get married!" Cole exclaimed, getting down on one knee and pulling a ring box out of his pocket.

"Okay!" Phoebe said in a cheery voice before leaning in for a kiss.

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Back at the Manor with Piper and Paige…

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"I'm leaving…and since I am, you are too…GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" Piper said angrily to Paige.

"I'm not leaving until you get my hottie back! You scared him off, and I want him back!" Paige said, stomping her foot, ready to throw a tantrum.

"I didn't frickin scare him off, you did! Moron…" Piper added under her breath.

"I DON'T CARE!!!" Paige screamed, before falling down and fake crying.

"That is so fake…and FINE! I'll call him, but if he orbs out after that it isn't my problem!" Piper said, getting frustrated. "LEO!!"

Leo orbed in front of Piper and wrapped her in a hug before orbing out immediately.

"HEY!! HE'S MINE!!! GET BACK HERE PIPER!!!" Paige screamed to the empty attic before adding, "Monkey brain."

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A/N: Thank you to all of those who review, and if you don't get some of it, it's because we are writing it as inside jokes, but it should still seem funny to you guys.

Disclaimer: Some of the quotes are from the movie "Heartbreakers"