Chapter 1:- The Scam that was…but then wasn't
This is a story which only ends in heart break, betrayal and revenge. By the way sorry for the short chapters
It's an average day in the cul-de-sac eddy thought up a new scam, a fortune teller (much like the one where they try and contact the dead for Johnny, plank and Rolf), but this time Ed doesn't play the…Teapot? And isn't covered in flour, but instead puts his head through the hole in the table and "appears" in a fishbowl and tells/guesses everyone's future for the small fee of 25 cents.
"Look into crystal ball and see your future for 25 cents!" Kevin and Nazz, who have announced their early engagement (which Eddy wasn't to fond of!), paid 25 cents each.
Ed appeared in the "crystal ball" and said " put up my nose and see your future". Nazz turned Green and ran out the house. Eddy kicked Ed which made Ed go Insane He suddenly stood up (with the table around his neck and the fish bowl now shattered on the floor).
"AAARRRGGGHHH, evil table legs!, RUUUN!"
Double D knocks on the door awaiting either Ed or Eddy to answer when suddenly Ed runs out of the house forgetting to open the door, which results in Double D… and the door to go flying to the other side of the cul-de-sac.
Eddy runs after Ed trying to calm him down, Double D follows him covered in splinters and the door knob in his mouth.
After a while Eddy and Double D eventually calmed Ed down and they all returned home expecting to find Nazz and Kevin waiting at the front door wanting a refund but to their surprise they weren't instead they were greeted with silence.
"Hey Sock-Head, where is everyone?" asks Eddy. "I assume everyone is taking part in slumber since it is 9:00 and we've been trying to calm Ed down for 5 hours"……Their was a short pause "sleeping Eddy" sighs Double D "Well why didn't you just say so?" asks Eddy rhetorically.
"Hey I've got an idea guys" says Eddy "alert the media" thinks Double D "Why don't you two come over to my place to sleep, our parents probably wont mind" Invited Eddy "Mine Sure wont, they're probably absent as always" Replied Double D, glumly.