Spell: Another chapter!! n.n
Crystal: n.n
Reviews:
ShadowSessMarlfox : Well, I really did mean it when I said I'd rather not add people into the story, as has forbidden it. n.n No offense meant, of course. I'm really happy you liked it so much, it really helps boost my confidence!! I do hope the insert of (censored) cursing meant a good thing. Deadlines would be kinda cool, but I would be too afraid no one would comply.
kit girl with an attitude: I have updated!! Yay!! Thankee for thy courteous and encouraging remarks!!
KuramasKitsuneGirl: Yay!! You reviewed again. 'Twas starting to wonder where you'd gone. Thought maybe you'd lost interest in the fic...(Sniff.) Don't worry, I won't kill you!! ...Not yet, anyway. BWAHAHAHAHA.
vicky: Yes, Yusuke is a bishie...though he would look better if he didn't gel his hair. I don't often talk about him in a fangirl type manner because people would think I was weirder than I am. I'm not a particularly obsessed fangirl of anyone, though for some reason I got all excited when watching an episode because Hiei blinked. XD
Crystal: Spell, you're really pathetic.
Spell: (Obnoxious grin.) And don't I know it!!
Crystal: o.O;
Spell: TO THE CHAPTER!! (Insert overture to William Tell.)
Crystal: No one knows what you're talking about.
Spell: THE RACEHORSE MUSIC!!
T-W-I-S-T-E-D
"It's not nice to fight!!" Twilight sang happily, dumping the remaining food on her plate on Inu-Yasha and Yusuke, who were almost about to drop the insults and get to using their fists.
"Hey!!"
Yusuke promptly started snickering at Inu-Yasha. The hanyou, with his thick, looong hair had much more trouble getting the rice and vegetables out of his hair, while as Yusuke, with his smooth, gelled hair could practically just run his hand over his head and brush all of the stuff off.
Eventually, they all managed to plow through dinner, with several almost explosions from the argumentable Yusuke and Inu-Yasha, several quickly thought out excuses from Inu-Yasha, much snickering on Twilight's part, outright laughter on Crystal's, a little amusement partially concealed from Sango, and calm resignation from Miroku. Hiei just kinda sat there, making Hiei-typical remarks.
So they were all led upstairs by the kindly Hiroshi at around 8, who, amazingly, had been very lenient about their disruption of the dinner. He also ignored the loud squelching sound from Yusuke as he and the others walked after him – he had stepped in a bowl of curry.
"The ladies can stay here," he said, gesturing to one door, "and you gentlemen can stay in this room," he finished, gesturing to the room across the hall.
"Arigatou!!" sang Twilight. Not just a sing-song voice; she truly sang the word. Then she hopped inside the room, humming to herself. Crystal shrugged at Hiroshi, looking disapproving at Twilight, then grinned widely and imitated her. Sango followed sedately into the room, carrying Kirara.
"PILLOW FIGHT!!" Twilight and Crystal yelled in unison, jumping up and down. Twilight turned a cartwheel to celebrate. Crystal jumped as high in the air as she could go.
"Ummm..." Sango trailed off, a little uncertain.
"We HAVE to have a...tatami mat fight?" Twilight's voice trailed off as she realized there were tatami mats, not the Western bed she was accustomed to. "Ah, heck."
She and Crystal began bashing each other with the pillows, laughing gleefully and insulting each other loudly.
"SURRENDER, THOU RECREANT...blondie?"
"TAKE THAT, FOUL PERSON!!"
"KIIIIYAAA!!"
"HIYA!!"
"Itai!! That hurt!!"
"Really? Daijobu?"
"Hai."
"Okay then."
"HIYA!! BWAHAHAHA!!"
"HEY!! YOU CAN'T ATTACK WHEN A PERSON'S OFFGUARD!! Have you no morals?"
"Of course I do, but I lost them the other day, I put them in my pocket and they disappeared!!"
"Ooh, I hate when that happens."
"I kno–ITAI, ITAI, ITAI!!"
"YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, BAKA!!"
"No wa–"
"WHAT THE FREAKING HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?" Yusuke yelled, slamming the door open, a scowl on his face. Crystal and Twilight paused, staring at him, their "pillows" upraised and about to hit each other. Then they looked at each other, and grinned.
"ITAI!!"
Inu-Yasha rushed onto the scene of Yusuke getting beaten up by...tatami mats. He was desperately trying to fend the girls off, but they wouldn't stop. Sango, a little bewildered but more amused, was watching them, giggling a bit.
"Ha, baka, getting beaten by a bunch of ningen girls."
"OSUWARI!!" Crystal and Twilight said in unison. Inu-Yasha blinked, practically waiting to fall, then remembered they couldn't use the rosary's power. He smirked.
A pillow took Inu-Yasha by the head, knocking him head first into the floor. Much to his discomfort, Twilight and Crystal started alternatively hitting him and Yusuke. It was not very fun. Not for him, anyway. Muaha.
"What in the world–" Kurama walked out of the room, frowning ever so slightly. Hiei and Miroku followed.
"Hi, Kurama!! Halloo, Hiei!! Yo, perverted monk!!"
Miroku looked around, adding to Twilight's mirth.
"Why aren't you beating up them?!" Yusuke demanded between hits.
"Well, Hiei is too scary," said Crystal in philosophical tone.
"Miroku is too perverted," Twilight added, in the same tone.
"And Kurama's just too darn nice," they both finished off, though only Twilight added the "darn."
"Anyway, outta our room now!!" Twilight said cheerfully.
"Yup!! We've got to discuss all sorts of weird things, and if you don't get out soon, we'll tie you up with iron and steel cables, put razors around your head, surround you with four muscly men, and beyond that will be Barney playing, and we'll sacrifice you to our mystical..um... BANANA GOD!!" Crystal said, clearly having no idea what she was talking about.
"Riiight," said Inu-Yasha.
"Yup," said Twilight, happily picking up on Crystal's theme.
"Okay then, I'm getting out of here before I get...'sacrificed.'"
"Buh-bye now!!"
Crystal and Twilight grinned at each other.
-A little later...-
"Let's play fire!!" Crystal said cheerfully.
"Fire?"
"It's this game, and you pick three guys, and you have to say which one you would drag, which you would carry, and which one you'd throw in the fire!!"
"Coool!!"
"I wanna ask you first!!"
"...Okay."
"Um... let's see. How 'bout... Hiei, Kurama, and Inu-Yasha?"
"That's simple. I'd make Inu carry me, I'd drag Kurama, and I'd throw Hiei in the fire because he's a fire demon and it won't hurt him."
-Unbeknownst to them...outside the door-
Inu-Yasha was still smarting from that pillow fight. Angrily, he went out the door. To his surprise, Yusuke's ear was already planted against the girls' door. Inu-Yasha shrugged and joined him.
-Back inside-
"Your turn!!"
"Okay," said Crystal, eyes twinkling mischievously.
"Um...Yusuke, Kuwabara, and...Sesshomaru." At this, outside the room Inu-Yasha gave a small grunt of surprise – Yusuke elbowed him.
"Well, I guess I'd carry Sesshomaru–"
"WHAT?!? WHAAAT?!?" Inu-Yasha yelled. Yusuke gave him a greatly dirty look, but that was all he had time for before the door was yanked open and they both fell forward onto the ground.
"How much of that did you hear??" Twilight demanded.
"All of it!! You would carry Sesshomaru??" Inu-Yasha demanded, determined to get his say in this conversation.
"Sure."
"WHAT THE–"
"Hey, he's hot." Though the earlier comment was from Crystal, this comment was from Twilight. She grinned mischievously, though a slight brush spread across her cheeks. "He may be evil, and sadistic, and cold, but he's nice to watch from afar. Or on television. Do you know how many fangirls he has? I mean, he's more popular than you, Inu!!"
"Hey!!"
"But back to the subject of you eavesdropping on us," Crystal said, her eyebrows slanting downwards and closer to each other. (That means she's scowling.)
"You are terrible children," Twilight said regretfully, shaking her head.
"We're older than you, baka!!"
"Not by much."
"I can't believe your nerve!!" Crystal added, completely missing the last few lines. "You should never eavesdrop, especially on girls!! OSUWARI!!" she added, forgetting it didn't work for anyone other than Kagome.
"It doesn't work, baka," Inu-Yasha said with a smirk.
"OSUWARI!!" she yelled again.
"Do you really think you–ITAI!!"
Twilight had jumped onto his back.
"Now, Yusuke, Inu-Yasha, be nice little boys and apologize." The patronizing, mock-baby tone of Twilight's voice irritated the two quick-tempered boys.
"Damare, baka-yarou!!"
"Yusuke, I'm so insulted," Twilight said, striking a "miserable" pose. She placed her hand above her heart and looked away, her face the picture of agony. "What will I do?? What will I do?!?"
"Apologize to US!"
"No way, man," Crystal said. She stuck her tongue out at them and brushed a lock of hair back. "Now just go to your room and stay away."
Inu-Yasha: "Fine!!"
Crystal: "Fine!!"
Yusuke: "Good!!"
Twilight: "TREE FROGS SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!"
(Sweat drop.)
"Just go away, ne?" Twilight asked, sweat dropping at the closed minds of people who just would not and could not understand her inner complexity. Or she could have been sweat dropping at her own stupidity. I dunno, I'm just the poor author trying to narrate a story that keeps messing itself up.
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"NO. WE ARE NOT DOING THAT AGAIN!!" Twilight yelled, glaring threateningly at Yusuke and Crystal.
"Whatever," Inu-Yasha said, disgruntled.
"Just go away before someone in this place thinks some of us people are having an affair," Twilight remarked in an exasperated tone.
"All right, Lord...what the heck?!?" Yusuke broke off in his sentence to stare at Twilight in horror. "I would not...I would not get together with either of you!!"
"Yes, that's all very fine and well," Twilight said dryly, though with a faint blush in her cheeks, "but the truth does not govern the thoughts of the common man. Oh, does the poor man not govern the thoughts of the whole? For does not the spread of information through the grapevine of humanity influence what people view others with? If the rulers of today–"
"Damare, Twilight," Crystal said, sweat dropping. "We do not need a lesson in philosophy."
"Yes, yes. Just trot along, boys, and have fun!!" Twilight said, taking on a rather matronly tone that most assuredly did not fit her.
There was a slight pause as Yusuke, Inu-Yasha, and Crystal gaped at her.
"Right," Inu-Yasha said, got up, and walked away. Yusuke followed suit.
"Maybe we should be nicer," Twilight said in a truly kind voice when the two boys were out of hearing.
Crystal glanced at her in surprise. "What?"
Twilight laughed. "Just kidding. I'm making fun of Mary-Sues. I could see a Mary-Sue writing a story where our situation happens, and they would take the opportunity to have them constantly make fun of the real characters, but behind their backs be truly kind and falling in love secretly. And probably Hiei or Kurama or Inu-Yasha would be secretly falling in love with them."
"...Right." Crystal blinked at her. She yawned hugely. "I'm tired."
R-E-A-L-I-T-E-S
Spell: Heehee, Crystal's tired.
Crystal: ...
Spell: Bleh. I wish more people would review.
Crystal: (Sigh.)
Spell: I changed my mind. I'm thinking about letting people be in the fic.
Reviewers: (Excited whispering amongst each other.)
Spell: They would probably be a person who had fallen in before, or maybe a villain. I dunno.
Reviewers: (Whisperwhispervillainthatwouldbewhisperwhispercoolwhisper.)
Spell: I have to warn you, though, you probably would NOT be a major character, and only appear in one or two chapters. You probably would not stay long enough to be paired with anyone.
Reviewers: (Abruptly stop whispering and glare reproachfully at Spell.)
Spell: (Shrinks.) Um...and...eep...STOP STARING AT ME!!!! (Runs away.)
Reviewers: (Stare at Crystal.)
Crystal: Er... (Thought bubble.) If I back away veeeery slooowly, they won't notice... (Backs away.)
Anyway. This is Spell, but not in script form because I'm afraid of vengeful reviewers. Review, and tell me about this chapter. More I didn't get to was that I probably should darken the mood, if I want it to turn out the way I planned. Besides, it's kinda stupid because one minute it's all angsty and then it's all happiness and fun and funny. Bleh. I suck.
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