I had this on file for a while but forgot about updating. Sorry pplz ;

Disclaimer: Even though I own lot of Yu-gi-oh doujinshis, I DO NOT own Yu-gi-oh itself.

Warning: Yami has very low IQ in here! If you don't like, then don't read.

"...okay, Yugi. We'll find a time to work on it. Bye." Ryou hung up his phone and carried his plate to the living room, where his yami idly lounged on the couch watching TV, his expression clearly defining boredom. He didn't seem to notice as Ryou sat next to him.

"So, who was that?," drawled Bakura, channel surfing.

"That was Yugi," Ryou mumbled, taking a bite out of his sandwich.

"About-?"

"Our school project. We need to work on it."

"Hehehe," chuckled Bakura. "It sounded more like a plan for him to persuade you to band with him so he could kill off Kaiba for stealing that stupid pharaoh, whom he's in love with, right?" He elbowed Ryou.

Ryou gaped at Bakura.

"Were you listening to us?" he asked, suspicious. Eavesdropping was one of Bakura's talents.

"Nah. Just a stupid guess I thought of. Even if it were true, I would have helped."

Ryou resumed to finishing off his sandwich. "Now that you mentioned it, Yugi did tell me that Yami was going out with Kaiba tonight."

"Yeah yeah whatever." Bakura was clearly uninterested in listening to Ryou talking about his telephone conversation. Then the truth sank in. "HE WHAT?!" Bakura yelled, abruptly sitting up. Startled, Ryou erupted in a coughing fit to rid the water that went down the wrong way.

"BAKA! Don't scare me like that!" Ryou yelled back, trying to wipe off his shirt.

"THAT FREAK WILL PAY!!" shouted Bakura, not paying attention to his hikari. "Come Ryou," he said, dragging Ryou up from the couch. "We need to make plans."

"Wait! What's going on?"

"Stupid thing," Yami grunted as he tried to pull the front door open. "How the hell does Yugi open this shit?"

Yami noticed the door had a few dials and a knob. But no matter how much he twisted the knob and dials, the door wouldn't budge. What he DIDN'T know was that the dials needed to be turned so they unlocked, then turning the doorknob to open.

I mean seriously! Why can't people just bar their doors with a plank?

No matter how hard he scratched, pounded and pulled at the door, it refused to budge. Mind Crushing the door didn't seem to help either. Growling, Yami aimed a nice hard kick at the door.

BLAM!

"ITAI!!!" (1)

"Yami, is something wrong?" Yugi called from upstairs, hearing the racket.

"N-nothing's wrong!" Yami hollered back, clutching his throbbing foot. At least not until I kill this door. Maybe there is something that can. Rewarded with a sudden idea, Yami dashed to the storage closet (door is opened by jerking the knob).

He came back weilding a heavy axe(which belonged to Grandpa) he had managed to pull out of the closet. He positioned the sharp blade against his obstacle to freedom, raised it over his shoulder and was just about to bring the blade down when- Yugi cried out.

"YAMI!!"

Yami caught himself just in time and wildly swung the blade away from the door. Unfortunately, the blade embedded itself deeply into the wall next to him.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Yugi shrieked, horrorstruck. "That thing's dangerous!! You could have hurt someone or yourself!!!"

"I was….just trying to open the door," Yami answered sheepishly, looking at the axe blade jammed in the wall.

"You mean this?" Yugi asked as he unlocked the door and opened it in just a couple of seconds. Yami jawdropped.

"Uh… Yami…" Yugi said, nervously looking at his mouth.

Yami picked up his jaw and replaced it. "Oops. Um, yes, that. Hey, Kaiba's here! Well, see ya later, aibou." He dashed out the door to Kaiba's awaiting limo.

"Yami! Wait!! How are you going to get back in?!?" But Yami didn't hear. Oh well, leave it to Yami to figure out how to get back in if I'm not here to open the door. Sighing, Yugi closed the door. I do hope he has enough sense to use the doorbell. Now back to my plans…

Before doing that, Yugi carefully pulled the blade from the wall. However at that moment, Grandpa came down and gawked at the gash in the wall and the axe in Yugi's hands. "Yugi, what did you do to the wall?!"

"NO! Grandpa, it's not what you think it is!"

"What took you so long?" asked Kaiba as Yami got in the limo after testing the door several times.

"It was nothing. Just a little run-in with my aibou," Yami smirked, settling next to him. He did not plan on making himself look like a fool when it comes to opening doors, especially in front of Kaiba. "And why didn't I hear a hello?"

"Was it something about a door?(2)"asked Kaiba, interested, ignoring the second question.Yami scowled. "Shut up."

Fearing that Yami would start his PMSing except that it's ten times worse, Kaiba changed the subject. "It is rather early now so why don't we stop somewhere first?"

"Like where?" grumbled Yami sourly, his happy mood broken.

"You'll see," Kaiba laughed as he motioned for his chauffeur to start off.

(1) JapaneseVERY dramatic way to say 'ouch'

(2) Isn't weird that some people seem to be a psychic here? Well, expect lots of that from now on.

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