Here's a load of DBZ limericks fitted together into one long poem. So which one (if any) do you like?
There once was a young saiyan from Vegeta sei,
Who thought that rampaging was ok,
To planet Earth he was led
But fell and hit his head
And now he'll just eat, fight and play.
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This saiyan grew bored all too soon,
Yet Grandpa denied him the moon
Grandpa had just this one rule
But Goku was a fool
And now Grandpa's squashed as a prune.
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And so as boy's do Goku grew
Had many adventures not few
Behind him Bulma did hide
With a Piggy beside
He's a Martial Arts Champ, it is true.
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Married, he now has a kid,
Wish Chi Chi would stop blowing her lid,
Gohan is his son,
He's the first, number one,
And mighty ki powers he has hid.
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Many years and Goku's died twice,
So many enemies he did entice
He resolved to stay dead
Yet changed his mind instead
Defeats the enemy goons in a trice.
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Then after Z came GT
But we won't talk about that now will we,
I'll suffice it to say
"Goku died by the way"
And now there are no more episodes to see.
Well I was bored. These are meant to be stupid. Nothing deep and meaning full. Just a bunch of DBZ limericks. It did take me a little while to come up with rhymes that weren't too idiotic. I mean at least it makes sense. Could have been worse.
I think there funny. I was half way through Chapter Eleven of my fic 'Shadow in the Light' and I needed a break. What you have just read is the result (takes a bow). Now please R&R.
Toodles
Honey Nut Loop