This is in answer to a request made by chibiminshiy. Well it was sort of a request. I think...maybe. I don't know. Anyway, you asked for Vegeta limericks. Let me get into the DBZ frame of mind...ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

I haven't watched any DBZ for about 6 months. It's terrible. So I just have to read and write fanfics instead. If only the series were on normal English TV. Like I said in my bio I used to watch it in Spain but they haven't shown it for the past two years. Grr. I do have some English videos taped from TV. There was a saiyan saga marathon on and my friend has Sky so...I pretty much just stole her TV for the day. I did have the Freeza saga as well but my family videoed over it grr. Anyway I was supposed to be writing limericks so I'll shut up now.

There once was an arrogant Prince,

Thought tough, yet his wife makes him wince,

Boasts of fighting prowess,

Though Goku's still the best,

And though beaten, he can't take the hints.

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This saiyan's a short stocky dude,

Though, it must be said, prone to be rude,

He has pineapple hair,

A formidable glare,

To HFIL many souls, he's imbued.

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As a child his planet exploded,

For Lord Freeza, the saiyans had goaded

Now purple tyrants no more

To this Veggie's rival saw,

Leaving ego's a little eroded.

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Vegeta still fights to be best,

A topic that's tired the rest,

Hates to work in a team,

His pink shirts are a scream,

Don't provoke him, or you he'll compress.

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Veggie mopes he'll always take second seat,

This circumstance continues to repeat,

In one way he's number one,

Beaten Goku, what fun,

He's more brains, but that's not hard to beat.

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There's another who makes Veggie's life hell

His pranks, don't we know all too well,

He has purple hair

Is named after underwear

Annoys our dear Prince no end, you can tell.

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And now this is where we end the show

Because our subjects decided to go

Oh no wait, he's here!

Going to kill me, Oh dear,

Vegetable tops going to blow.

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Heed this warning; I really hope you do,

If you don't, it's a choice you will rue,

Never provoke Veggie head,

Or you might end up dead,

Beware or he'll come after YOU.

Eep! (ducks) I must be immortal. Vegeta's gone to beat Goku up now. I'm safe for the moment. He he. Well I hadn't planned to write more limericks but there we go. The first lot (even though stupid) seemed to go down really well. Hope you like these ones too.

Toodles

Honey Nut Loop

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