Ok. Here's a poem, well a sort of song poem, an amusing one about Hercule and it goes to the tune of 'If you're happy and you know it'.
Disclaimer:I do not own either DBZ OR 'If you're happy and you know it'
Tournament champion of the world -He is a fool,
And his hair is afro curled -He is a fool,
To power he has no claim,
He does not deserve his fame,
Hercule Satan is his name,
He is a fool.
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An outsized mouth splits up his face -He is a fool,
The bane of the human race -He is a fool,
Constant source of irritation,
But we are beyond salvation,
From persistent agitation,
He's a fool.
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He's a liar, he's a moron –He's a fool,
And sometimes I wish he were gone –He's a fool,
Though the world thinks he killed Cell,
Sent the green bug dude to hell,
We all, still, know very well,
He is a fool.
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Hercule, when the Cell games started –He's a fool,
From the ring shortly departed –He's a fool,
Bit off more than he could chew,
So now, of teeth, he's short a few,
Him and all his motley crew,
He is a fool.
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Other's glory he has stolen –He's a fool,
And his ego's rather swollen –He's a fool,
But he'll, sort of, get his comeuppance,
When 18 leaves him with tuppence,
So enjoy this rare occurrence,
He's a fool.
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He has one point of merit –He's a fool,
Though it does hurt me to say it –He's a fool,
Videl must take after her mother,
Hercule's daughter, she'll recover,
For she's in love with another,
He's a fool.
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Oh the irony's fantastic –He's a fool,
Initial result rather drastic –He's a fool
For Gohan married his daughter,
Was allowed to date and court her,
Or Hercule's life would have been shorter,
What a fool!!!
Well that was fun to write. I know it isn't a limerick but I thought I'd try something else. Lol. Anyway R&R. oh and by the way, just so you know, in case you didn't, though I'm sure you did, tuppence is a word little used nowadays, kind of old Englishy, and it's a short form of writing, or saying, two pence.
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