Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans or anything else mentioned that is copyrighted... Bare with me, I know very little of driving. I'm only just learning myself :S
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--July.11, 11: 30 am--
Today was an important day to Starfire. It was the day she began studying for her drivers license. She always wanted to drive so she could go to "The mall of shopping". There was a slight problem with her request. She needed to study to pass. Despite the hold back, she began hunting...Er....Looking for her friends so they would help her...
Starfire: Who should I ask to help me? Hmmm....... Robin! He shall be of assistance to me.( Exits her room and goes to the living room) I wonder if it is difficult to obtain a "driving licence"?
(Starfire enters the room to see Cyborg playing video games. She sneaks up on her prey... Friend...And questions him)
Starfire: Friend Cyborg, do you know where-
Cyborg: Robin went downtown to investigate a robbery (Goes back to being a zombie)
Starfire: I see... Then will you-
Cyborg: Sorry, Busy.
Starfire: Ok, I shall call Robin's " Cellular Telephone"
Cyborg:.....
Starfire: (Picks up a nearby Phone and attempts to call Robin)
Beast Boy: ( Is on phone) Hey!
Starfire: Beast Boy, can I use the telephone?
Beast Boy: Um..... I'm kinda using it.
Starfire: Ok. May I ask who are you talking to?
Beast Boy: Uhhh.... A friend...
Starfire: Is it Semour?
Beast Boy: Who?
Starfire: Remember? Semour Butts? The guy you were seeking one day?
Beast Boy: Star, that was a prank phone call...
Starfire: May I join the pranking phone calling as well?
Beast Boy: Well-
Cyborg: WHAT!?
Starfire: Friend Beast Boy is prank calling random earthlings! I was just asking him if I could join.
Cyborg: (Leaps at the phone and grabs it from Starfire) BEAST BOY! YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!! I HAD TO PAY $150 LAST TIME!!!! GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!...I need to discuss the phone bill with you... (Starts rubbing his arm cannon while grinning evilly)
Beast Boy: Thank you Star.... Now you can have the phone...
Starfire: Really? Thank you friend Beast Boy!
Beast Boy: Uh huh... (Hangs up)
Starfire: Now who's number was I going to insert? Right! Robin! ( dials a number)
( Ringing)
Answering machine: ( Robin's voice) Hi, you have reached Robin's cell-
Starfire: Hello Robin! What is up?
Answering machine: If you want to leave a call about one of the Titans, say so-
Starfire: Um...No, I wanted to talk to you.
Answering machine: ....Or if you want to leave a message for me-
Starfire: Well, I was wondering if you could assist me with studying for my drivers license exam?
Answering machine: ....Leave one after the beep ( Beep)
Starfire: Huh? Robin? Why that little Jolokhlo! He will pay when he returns!....Maybe not, perhaps Robin was just busy...Oh well, no happiness pudding for him! (Puts down the phone) Perhaps friend Raven will assist me! (Floats to Raven's room)
(Starfire arrives and knocks until Raven answers)
Raven: Yes?
Starfire: Hello friend Raven!
Raven: (Prepares to shut door)
Starfire: Would you like to help me with the studying of driving?
Raven: Um... No.
Starfire: Please friend Raven? I know nothing of how to operate an automobile!
Raven: No thanks, ask someone else. (Shuts door)
Starfire: Wait! Would you like to see my photography album?
Raven: Only if you leave me alone after.
Starfire: Of course friend Raven
Raven: (Reopens door) Ok, make it quick.
Starfire: GLADLY! (Sticks the book in Raven's face) Look, this is when we first joined the Titans! And this is when we defeated Slade! And this is Silkie!!! And here are friends Cyborg and Beast Boy! Here is our basement before we cleaned it!
Raven:........
Starfire: Look friend Raven! It is you hugging Beast Boy!
Raven: WHAT!?
Starfire: See? (Shows her the picture of them hugging from "Spellbound")
Raven: (Looks like she is going to die)
Starfire: That's all I have for now. Bye! I have to go show these to the other friends!
Raven: WAIT! I'll help you study! Just don't show that picture to anyone!
Starfire: Really!? Thank you friend!.....But why can I not show anyone the picture, Friend Raven?
Raven:...Because it...Clashes with the pink paper???
Starfire: (Stares at page)
Raven: (Sweats)
Starfire: Perhaps you are right, Friend Raven. I shall put the picture on a 'darker' page?
Raven:....
Starfire: I'll be in my room. Come by in 15 minutes! I shall have the books necessary to learn the art of driving!
Raven: Sure...
Starfire: (Walks off humming)
Raven: (Thinking to herself) Well isn't that great. I was blackmailed by a moron who doesn't even know she did it....(Anger rises)
Starfire: (Her hair catches on fire)
Raven: Uh...Starfire...
Starfire: Yes, friend Raven?
Raven:....I think Cyborg wanted to talk to you...
Starfire: Ok, thank you for telling me. Bye!
Raven: (Closes her door)
Down the hall....
Cyborg: WOAH, STARFIRE!!! YOUR ON FIRE!!!
Starfire: Cyborg! That kind of talking is not acceptable!
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