Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans....Now read away my minions... For in the next chapter, Starfire 'attempts' to drive a car... Da Da DUN!! Ok, I don't know if it's because I'm tired and I'm trying to get rid of all energy or if the scents in this room that are making me hyper, but I'm hyper :D Hopefully my hyper-ness will produce some good humour in this fic, so enjoy the Entre'.
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---3:01 PM----
Beast Boy: (Looks at watch) Well, would you look at the time! We better be going! C'mon Rae!
Starfire: Not so fast!
Raven: Were doomed....
Starfire: Judging by this math device, you have to help me study for 24 hours. That means you have 8 hours an Earth day to help me until the test! Which means you guys have to stay for another (looks at calculator) 4 Hours and 50 minutes!
Beast Boy: Why me?! I'm not the one who was blackmailed!
Starfire: Blackmailed? What is blackmail?
Beast Boy: As long as you don't have anything on me in that book, you can't keep me here! (Trudges toward the door)
Starfire: Beast Boy, there are pictures of you! Do not feel left out! See! (Holds out book) It is you eatingactual hot dogs!
Raven: Um... I though you didn't eat meat?
Beast Boy: Well... Uh... OK OK OK! I ate meat! Cyborg told me it was Tofu with high protein! (Starts sobbing) I didn't mean to eat the animal guts! I swear!
Starfire: Whatis this thing you call 'guts'?
Beast Boy:....I don't know!(Smiles) Why don't you ask Robin? Oh, and maybe he knows aobut the birds and the bees!
Starfire: Ok, The next time I amconversing to Robin, I shall ask him about the story of the birds and the bees!
Beast Boy: (Grins)
Starfire: Ok, let us study more. With two teachers, I shall be twice as smart!
Raven: More like twice as dumb.
Starfire: Excuse me friend Raven, I misheard you!
Raven: (Remembers picture) I mean.... twice as numb from.... all that studying...
Beast Boy: (Whispers to Raven) Don't say anything to agitate her! I, for one, would prefer to live without shame!
Raven: (Whispers back) What's the matter? Afraid of little ol' Starfire?
Beast Boy: No! I'm afraid of her Make-up kit!
Starfire: Did you say make-up?
Beast Boy: No....!
Starfire: I know what we can do! Give friend Beast Boy a make over!
Beast Boy: Ahhhhh! Nooooo! Raven, Help!
Raven: Sorry, but..... Looks like you'll make me laugh after all.
Beast Boy: What......!? But that doesn't count! Raven, you owe me one!
Raven: Maybe another time.... (Leaves room)
Beast Boy: Raven! Come back!
---3:34 Pm---
Starfire: All done!
Raven: (Looks atBeast Boyand Spits out coffee she was drinking) Uh...
Starfire: Don't you agree? He just looks stunning!
Raven: I think he looked better as a guy.
Beast Boy: (Has a pound of makeup on, is wearing a polka dot dress and heels, and his hair is in a mini ponytail)
Starfire: (Starts giggling)
Raven: (Cracks a smile)That is so Embarrassing.
Starfire: You are telling me! (Whips out a camera and takes pictures)
Beast Boy: Can I please go see what you've done to me!? (Cringes at the thought of being seen)
Starfire: Of course, friend Beast Boy!
Beast Boy: You guys are so gonna pay! (Goes to bathroom)
(Silence)
Beast Boy: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raven: I think now is a good time to run. (Runs to the living room with Starfire in pursuit)
Beast Boy: Get back here! (Chases them)
(They arrive downstairs and into the living room where Cyborg is watching T.V.)
Cyborg: (Staring) Woah! I didn't know you were having that kind of party!
---4:50 Pm---
The group has gone back to studying after an hour...
Starfire: This question is difficult to follow...
Raven: Its an easy question.
Starfire: Read it again for me!
Beast Boy: Which side of the road do you drive on?
Starfire: The left!
Raven: (Sighs) This is going to take a while....
Beast Boy: Or we could save a lot of time and move to London!
---5:04 Pm---
Raven: (Is on computer) Alright, I just created a multiple choice test for you. Fill it out and tell us when your done.
Starfire: It won't crash again, will it?
Raven: I don't see how it be done, but with you, anything is possible.
Starfire: Ok! (Starts typing)
Raven: (Sits on bed) Finally, a break.
Beast Boy: How long will it take her to finish the test?
Raven: About fifteen minutes.
Beast Boy: Good! (Turns into a cat and takes a cat nap)
---5:10 Pm---
Six minutes later.....
Raven: Is something wrong?
Starfire: Yes, I'm having some trouble with a question.
Raven: Which one?
Starfire: The first one.
Raven: Why does this not surprise me....
---5:56 Pm---
Raven: Ok, the results are done.
Starfire: What did I get, friend Raven?
Raven: Can negative twenty two be an answer?
---6:30 Pm---
Beast Boy: Starfire! Pay attention!
Starfire: ......
Beast Boy: Starfire?
Starfire: (Snores)
Raven: What the-
Beast Boy: Ssshhhhhhh! Lets get out of here! (Sneaks out the door)
Raven: Right. (Follows him)
Starfire: ....(Snores) I hope my friends wouldn't.. (Snores) ..leave early without a word.(Snore)
Raven: I'm starting to think she needs an Exorcism ritual.
---7:10 Pm---
Raven: Lets go back to Identification. What does this sign mean? (Shows her the same picture as before) And if you say mini mall opening soon, I swear I'll make sure you will never go to another.
Starfire: Well, if its not a mall sign, then it has to be....
Raven: (Leans in to listen)
Starfire: .....Something I have not seen before!
Raven: (Falls off bed again)
---7:20 Pm---
Beast Boy: Just answer this final question!
Starfire: Ok, what is it?
Beast Boy: When you come to an intersection with no signs or anything, what do you do?
Starfire: Look for oncoming traffic?
Raven: (Jumps up) Yes! Yes! YES! She got it!...I mean...
Starfire: Why are you acting like the girl in the herbal essence commercial?
Beast Boy: The impossible has happened! Star learned something!
Raven: It's a sign..... That she has a brain.
Starfire: Friends.... You are scaring me.....
Beast Boy: Lets go tell the world!
Raven: Lets get out of here first.
(They both run out the door)
Starfire: Hey, wait! You still have another eight minutes!
(Silence)
Starfire: Oh well.... It istime for Silkie's bubble bath anyway!(Smiles)
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Another Chapter complete... I have the feeling something is missing in this story... Meh, I'll save the good writing skills for an actual story. Ideas are as welcome as my brother in hell so don't fear the review button. I was thinknig of writing a story based on... Well... Don't want theives to see so I guess you'll have to wait. Then I will accept flames becuase then I can improve the imperfections. Aka, flames on this are only hot enough to dry my hair... Ok, getting carried away, expect another chapter real soon. Tootlez.