Disclaimer: I don't own it, OK!? That is that. Every time I write fan fiction, here it is, a disclaimer... I think it's obvious we don't own it if we're writing FAN FICTION!!! Which translates to " A fictional story written by a fan about an existing work" in my dictionary!....... Ok.... I guess I'm grouchy today....

---July.12, 9:24 Am---

Its now early morning the next day and Starfire is already up and spreading havoc...

Starfire: (Goes to Raven's Room) Today should be fun! I cannot wait to operate an automobile!

(Starfire knocks on thee door... For 10 minutes)

Raven: (Finally opens it and sounds tired) Hello?

Starfire: (High pitched voice) It is time to study, buddy!

Raven:.....I could have slept for another hour...

Starfire: Come, friend! We have to study as soon as possible. The test is in two days!

Raven: Ugh...

Starfire: Alright, come to my room in 15 minutes!

Raven: (Starts mumbling)

Starfire: Friend Raven, you must talk louder. I cannot hear what you are saying!

Raven: I said....(Remembers the picture) Maybe you should go get Beast Boy while you're waiting.

Starfire: That is an excellent idea friend Raven! I shall see you again in 15 minutes! Goodbye!

Raven: Yeah. (Closes door)

(Starfire floats down the hall until arriving at Beast Boy's door)

Starfire: (Knocks on B.B's door)

Beast Boy:....Hey Star...What's up?

Starfire: Nothing is up, Friend Beast Boy! It is study time! Come join friend Raven and I in my room in 15 minutes!

Beast Boy: Uh... Ok... See ya in a few!

Starfire: Friend Beast Boy, can you ask friend Cyborg if I may borrow his carmobile?

Beast Boy: Ok, but I don't think he will let you...

Starfire: I am sure if you ask nicely, he will allow us to borrow his autocar!

Beast Boy: Um... Its called a car, Star.

Starfire: Thank you friend for correcting me. Goodbye!

Beast Boy: See ya!

(Starfire walks back to her room grinning)

Starfire: Perhaps I shall work on my picture holder while I am waiting!

---9:29 AM---

In the living room...

Beast Boy: Hey Cy! Star wants to know if she can borrow your car to practice driving!

Robin: (Is playing Gamestation) Take that, and that! Ha! I'm gonna win!

Cyborg: (Also playing Gamestation) OH NO YOU DON'T!!

Beast Boy: Cy? So can we borrow your car?

Cyborg: (Still stuck on Tv) Um...Yeah...Whatever... WOOOOHOOOOO, LOOK WHO JUST WHOOPED YOUR LITTLE BIRDY BEHIND!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Beast Boy: (Stuffs tape recorder in pocket) Ok, and I have that on tape so I'm not responsible for any damages! (Walks to Starfire's room)

---9:35 Am---

In the living room several minutes later...

Starfire: Robin, It is very good to see you! I apologise for yesterday, you may have some happiness pudding if you wish! (Smiles)

Robin: (Shutters) Happiness pudding...

Starfire: Friend Robin, can you assist me with my studies?

Robin: I'm sorry Star, but I have to look for more leads on Slade!

Stafire: On the machine that produces pictures? But the last time you were on that machine, you were looking at Earth women... What did that have to do with Slade?

Robin: (Looks petrified) Well....You see....

Cyborg: (Busts out laughing) Robin, you do know that we use that 'machine' as well! How dare you do such a bad thing as to look at P-orn...

Starfire: Corn?

Robin: (Quickly) Yes, corn, good ol' yellow corn! Corn is very useful! I have to go, bye!

Starfire: Ummm....Friend Cyborg! Perhaps you will help me study!

Cyborg: Hmm. Well I don't see the harm! Sure.

Starfire: Excellent! Join me in half an hour, friend!

---10:42 Am---

In the underground warehouse that holds all the vehicles and has an underwater tunnel which provides transport for Cyborg's car(A/N: Never thought about how Cyborg's car gets off the island before so I made it up :P)

Raven: Where is she?

Beast Boy: You know Starfire, she likes to take her time.... Maybe even forget us while she's at it...

Raven: Ok, I'm just going to go now rather than stay here another minute longer.

Beast Boy: You don't have to worry, Beast Boy is here! As long as I'm here, you won't get bored!

Raven: Yes, I won't. (Has evil thoughts of dunking Beast Boy into the underwater tunnel multiple times)

(Starfire arrives at long last)

Starfire: Ok friends! Who wishes to join me in my first driving lesson?

Raven: (Avoids eye contact)

Beast Boy: (Looks around whistling)

Starfire: Hmm... Raven, why don't you join me?

Raven: N-

Beast Boy: (Covers her mouth) Of course she would! It will be fun!

Starfire: Excellent! Let us drive friend Raven! (Skips to the drivers seat)

Raven: (Glares at Beast Boy)

Beast Boy: Don't worry, I'll make it up to you! Just don't kill me in my sleep!

Raven: (Gets in the passenger's seat) If I don't make it... Tell Cyborg.... He has nasty breath.

Beast Boy: (Chuckles) What ever you say...

Starfire: Let us go! (Puts pedal to the metal)

(Car burns out and zooms down the tunnel and out onto the streets)

Starfire: Wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Raven: It's a good thing Cyborg has Insurance. Or does he.....?

Starfire: (Suddenly slams the brake)

Raven: (Nearly goes through front window) What on Earth are you doing?

Starfire: I forgot my Seatbelt! (Buckles up)

Raven: (Buckles up) Stay at the speed limit this time.

Starfire: The what?

Raven: I'm going to die, Aren't I?

Starfire: Off we go! (Speeds off again)

Raven: Ok...Just avoid that.... LAMP POST!

Starfire: Oh! (Turns on a Ninety degree angle)

Raven: Woah! Look out for that!

Starfire: Oh no! ( Nearly hits oncoming car) Phew!

Raven: Hit the brake...For the love of god, Hit the brake!

Starfire: (Hits thebrake literally) Oops!

Raven: Tell me you didn't just break the brake.

Starfire: Yes....

Raven: And tell me were not driving on a dock and are about to drive into the ocean.

Starfire: That is correct...

Raven: Were goners....

(Car drives off the edge of the dock)

Starfire and Raven: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Crashes into water)

SPLASHHHHHH!!!!

Starfire: (Is looking through glass) Fish can come on land?

Raven: Great. I'm stuck in a car that's sinking to the ocean floor with a moron.

Starfire: The ocean has a floor? Are there many bright coloured tiles?

---10: 42 Am---

Back in the bottom of Titan Tower...

Beast Boy: What could be taking them so long?

Robin: (In distance) Beast Boy! Hey!

Beast Boy: Robin! Good to see ya!

Robin: Good to see you too... B.B, what are you doing down here anyway?

Beast Boy: Well, Starfire blackmailed Raven and Me without her knowing it so we would help her pass her drivers license test. Right now, Raven and Starfire are driving around in Cyborg's Car. Its weird though, They have been gone for an hour now without any contact.

Robin: Maybe Raven drove past a new mall and Star made her stop so she could go shopping.

Beast Boy: Raven? Star is the one driving.

Robin: .....Uh..... Is that safe?

(Cyborg's car pulls up covered in fish, kelp, and is dripping with sea water)

Beast Boy: Wow! I thought for sure Star would total it!

Raven: (Stumbles out of car) Sweet ground..... How I missed you.... (Collapses)

Starfire: (Gets out of car) Hey! I am not that worse of a driver!

Beast Boy: Is she okay?

Starfire: After she coughs up all the sea water she swallowed, she shall be fine! ( Smiles innocently)

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Yeah, the Robin looks at bad things on the computeris 100 guaranteed, if that is how you spell it, to get me a flame. I think it's obvious that he doesn't seeing how he's so serious and has no time for it... Then again, what if he has a secret stash of the degrading books in his closet?... I guess we'll never know.