Disclaimer: See previous chapters....
Ok, all I have to say at the moment is imagining the Evanescence song sung by Starfire in this chap. off key isn't exactly a nice thought.... But no matter, the Christina Agulera song deserves to be off key :D...... Seeing the slutty blonde era end is a wondrous thought.... Ok, enough input, onto the story....
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---2:48 Pm---
Starfire: (Is singing off key on purpose and using a brush for a microphone) Going under! Drowning you! I'm falling forever! I've got to break through!
(Cyborg and Beast Boy Re-enter)
Raven: Please, Make it stop!
Cyborg: Star, stop your horrible singing!
Starfire:MY SINGING IS NOT HORRIBLE!!! THIS WAY OF SINGING IS CONSIDERED HEAVENLY ON TAMARAN!!! SO SIT YOUR METALLIC BUTT DOWN!!!
Cyborg: Yes, Ma'am! (Sits obediently)
Beast Boy: (Turns into a dog and also sits)
Starfire: Now, what can I sing? Oh! (Starts singing) I can sing wonderful, no matter what they say. Your insults won't bring me down....
Raven: What a ripoff...
Beast Boy: She's just asking for a lawsuit.
Cyborg: .........
Beast Boy: Is he asleep?
Raven: I think his system crashed.
Beast Boy: Well, the next time we fight a villain, we can just ask Star to sing for them!
---3:07 Pm---
Starfire: Ok, lets get back to studying! Now what time is it?
Raven: Time for you to learn something before I tie you to a chair, space your eyes apart with toothpicks, and play a video on the rules of the road until it catches on fire.
Starfire: You should not say such horrible things..... ( Waves picture)
Raven: You..... Want to know the time? Its 3:08.
Starfire: Oh no!
Cyborg: What is it?
Starfire: I missed my soap opera!
( Everyone falls over anime style)
Retasu: I know! It is such a tragedy! Now I cannot see David Woods until Next week's episode!
---3:26 Pm---
Raven: Hey, where did Starfire go?
Beast Boy: To the kitchen. She said she was getting a snack.
Cyborg: That's odd... She was turning the stove on when I went down there.
Raven: Oh no, She's making her horrible cookies again!
Beast Boy: With any luck, she's using a recipe book this time.
Cyborg: I'm just happy that I only have to eat once a day!
(Starfire enters with a huge platter of cookies)
Starfire: Who wants one?
( Crickets Chirping)
Starfire: Please eat a cookie! Or I will expose these pictures to the world!
Cyborg: But I don't need to-
Starfire: EAT IT!!!
(Everyone grabs a cookie)
Starfire: Eat one! They are my specialty!
Raven and Beast Boy: (Takes a bite of a cookie and passes out)
Starfire: Grrrrrr.......
Cyborg: Hey, this are delicious! ( Eats another)
---4:57 Pm---
Cyborg: Star, Could you get us some coffee?
Starfire: Sure! (Runs to kitchen)
Raven: Cyborg, Take the closet. Beast Boy, Take under her bed. I'll stay on lookout.
Cyborg: Right! (Goes to closet and opens it) What the-!? ( Thousands of stuffed animals fall on him) Help!
Beast Boy: Hey, that stuffed animal talked! Take this! (Whacks Cyborg with a text book)
Cyborg: Stop it, Beast Boy! Its not funny!
Beast Boy: Woops, Sorry Cy. I didn't see you there. ( Turns around and starts snickering)
( Beast Boy walks over to her bed and glances under it)
Beast Boy: (Looks under Star's bed and jumps back) Woah!
Cyborg: What is it?
Beast Boy: Is Silkie init's cage?
Cyborg: Yeah.
Beast Boy: Then that is one deformed furby!
---5:03 Pm---
Starfire: I have returned!
(Everyone is asleep)
Starfire: Awwww........ (Walks closer) WAKE UP!
(Everyone jumps up)
Cyborg: Oh, welcome back!
Starfire: Here are your boiling beverages! Be very careful, its-
Cyborg: HOT! (Tries to fan tongue)
Beast Boy: Stah, uh sold ave tad as!
Retasu: I sold Avetaddus? But the Glorkenspiels own that planet!
Raven: I think he said you should have told them.
Starfire: I was going to warn you but you drank it!
Cyborg: Then you shouldn't have let us have it!
Starfire: I did not see the harm. You all needed the caffeine right away!
Beast Boy: Ai cald ave ated....
Starfire: Friend Beast Boy, Are you taking Spanish lessons?
Beast Boy: Owh! Ew art arie clover!
Starfire: Let me see.... You said something about Clover art?
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Not much to say at this point... Except.... READ AND REVIEW! ....But of course, Reviews cure my writer's block.