Well, the reviews are low but no matter, I'll finish this anyway. The script form probably scares people away so my next humour fic will not bein thisformat.... Did I mention that before?....Oh well. Read away, and maybe review??????
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---6:32 Pm---
Starfire: Ok friends, the test is tomorrow. Go get your stuff and come back, you have to stay until 1:00 Am, which means you have to stay here for the night!
Raven: I'd rather fall into an alligator-filled pit.
Starfire: Pleeeeeeaaaaassssse, It will be a 'attack'....I mean 'blast'! I have so many games planned!
Beast Boy: We came to help you study, Star. Not play games!
Starfire: (Waves picture)
Beast Boy: ......Maybe a few little games wouldn't hurt.
Starfire: Now go, and don't take too long! (Turns to leave) .....And do not forget to come back or certain secrets will be exposed. (Leaves)
Cyborg: Aw, Man! I think Rae's evilness was transferred to Star!
Raven: Ahem.
Cyborg: Not that it's a bad thing! (Mutters) I'm always being forced to say something these days....
Beast Boy: Lets just go, Its not like we're getting those pictures back anyway.
Cyborg: Unless we give so many boring lectures that she takes a snooze!
Raven: Then we take our pictures back.
Beast Boy: Not just that, we get some embarrassing pictures of her so we can have revenge!
Trombone: Good idea, man! We won't let her get away with it!
---8:00 Pm---
Outside Star's room door......
Cyborg: Remember, ask her the most boring questions imaginable!
Raven: And what if she answers them anyway?
Cyborg: Then god help us all.
Beast Boy: (Knocks on door)
Starfire: (Opens door) Welcome to my sleep over! If an annoying person shows up, do not hesitate to kick them out!
Cyborg: Beast Boy! Get out!
Beast Boy: ( Crosses arms and frowns)
Starfire: Put your stuff over here, (Points to closet) and put your sleeping bags here. (Points to large empty space on floor) Any questions?
Cyborg: Can I have more of your cookies?
Starfire: Sure! I shall go bake some more!
(Raven and Beast Boy are staring at Cyborg)
Cyborg: What? They're addictive!
---8:12 Pm---
Starfire: First up, we're going to play "Fairy Kingdom"!
( Everyone continues to stare in disbelief)
Starfire: Ok, who wants to be the (Sighs) fairy prince.... That falls in love with me?
(Silence)
Starfire: Fine, friends! I will just get someone else to be my (Sigh) prince.....
Raven: Starfire, We don't want to play your stupid game! So lets just study.
Starfire: Ok friend Raven, you leave me no choice....
---8:20 Pm---
Raven: (Is hanging upside down over a giant cauldron) STAFIRE!! LET ME DOWN!!!
Starfire: I am sorry friend, but we need to burn the witch of fairy land!
Raven: LET ME DOWN BEFORE I BLAST YOU ALL INTO OBLIVION!!!
Starfire: What do the village people have to say about this?
Cyborg: Witches must be vanquished!
Beast Boy: You didn't save me from her murderous makeup kit so I won't save you from a pot of slime.
Starfire: The village has spoken! Prepare to be dropped into a.... Well... pretend boiling cauldron!
Raven: (Sighs deeply) Ok, I'll play your stupid game... Now let me down!
Starfire: Ok! (Releases rope)
Raven: (Falls on floor with a thud) You could have waited until I was ready.
Starfire: You said you wanted to get down! Also, I wanted to see if witches could fly....
---8:25 Pm---
Starfire: First, I will explain the rules. I wander into fairyland and meet the Dreamy(sigh) prince.... of fairy land. He falls in love with me, then the nasty witch kidnaps me so the prince has to ride his horse all the way to the witch's castle and save me!
Raven: Great..... We get to play make believe with Starfire the daydreamer... Does she ruin my life on purpose?
Starfire: Ok, I shall now assign the roles! Beast Boy is the (Sighs) Fairy Prince.....
Beast Boy: Wonderful.... I get to be Star's love slave... Oh joy....
Starfire: Raven is the Nasty witch-
Raven: Um...
Starfire: Oh, what is this in my pocket.... Why, it is a picture of you snatching all of the candy at last years Christmas party!
Raven: Curses. My scheme to swipe candy has failed.... Yet again.
Starfire: ...And Cyborg gets to be the white horse!
Cyborg: Neigh! Neigh, I say! That makes no sense man, why can't Beast Boy just turn into a real horse?
Starfire: Because horses are not green... Now, The beautiful lake is over there, (Points to her mirror that has been layed flat on the floor) The witches castle is on my bed, (Points to giant pillow fort on her bed) And the dark, creepy woods are over there. (Points to several stacked up chairs) Ok, places everyone!
(Everyone goes to their places)
Starfire: Ok, first scene, I arrive in fairy land. (Begins to recite lines) What a beautiful place I have strolled into! Oh, look! A nice shiny lake! (Goes to flat mirror) Oh, I am the most beautiful princess in this land, now if only an attractive prince would come along!
(Silence)
Starfire:....If only an attractive prince would come along!
Raven: (Whispers) Blockhead! Its your turn to embarrass yourself.
Beast Boy: Oh, Right! Giddie up, Cyborg!
Cyborg: This isn't (Neighs like horse) R-r-r-right!
Starfire: Wow! It is the prince of fairy land! What luck!
Beast Boy: Uh... Need a ride to the bus station?
Starfire: That is not your line, friend Beast Boy! Your supposed to say ' Why hello there miss, are you in distress?'
Beast Boy: Yeah... What you said.
Starfire: Never mind...! Lets move on to the next verse! (Recites lines) Why, I am lost in these dark scary woods, can you help me get home?
Beast Boy: Sure, hop on my horse!
Cyborg: Hey, I need to use the bathroom!
Starfire: Shhhhh! Earth horses do not talk!
Cyborg: Well I guess I'll just go on your carpet like any other horse!
Starfire:.......! Ok, you may use the washing facility!
Cyborg: (Takes off)
Beast Boy: Ok... Come have a ride on my invisible horse!
Starfire: Sure Prince Fairy! (Stands behind him)
Beast Boy: Would you like to go to my castle?
Starfire: Oh, that would be wonderful! (Shouts) It is your turn Raven!
Raven: (Effortlessly) Ha ha ha ha. I am an evil witch. Be scared of me for no reason whatsoever.
Starfire: Raven, you were supposed to put on the mask in the fort!
Raven: Just pretend I'm a..... Sorceress.
Beast Boy: That seems better than making her wear an old Halloween mask.
Starfire: Halloween?
Beast Boy: Anyway... Go away sorcerer! You cannot harm us!
Raven: Too bad, there's nothing on my crystal ball until 9:00.
Starfire: Go and turn some frightened children into mice! Leave us alone so we can express our love through the 'Sucking of face'!
Beast Boy: (Falls over) How about she stays?
Raven: Aha, I have rendered the price defenceless somehow. I guess I'll take your friend for no reason at all.
Starfire: Oh, no! Prince, Save me!
Beast Boy: I have a name!
Raven: She'll never learn it then. ( Tosses Starfire into the fort)
Starfire: AHHHH!....I broke a nail.
Beast Boy: Should I pay you in cash or with a credit card?
Raven: Cash will do.
Starfire: Friends! Play it right! You are not to pay the witch for getting rid of me!
Raven: ...You'll never be able to tell her your name. Never! (Laughs evilly)
Beast Boy: No, take me instead!
Raven: That can be arranged in no time-
Starfire: Friend Raven!
Raven: Er....Never! She will never hear the name, Prince Snooglekins!
Beast Boy: SNOOGLEKINS!?!
Starfire: Play along, Snooglekins is a cute name!
Beast Boy: Ok....
Raven: Bye, bye... Snooglekins! (Goes into fort)
Beast Boy: No! Not only has she taken some girl I just met, she revealed my first name! If my second name is revealed, then I will lose that girl forever! Wait.... Isn't that a good thing?
Cyborg: (Re-enters) I'm back!
Beast Boy: Good! I need to go to the sorcerer's castle, pronto!
Cyborg: All the way!?
Beast Boy: I guess we could walk...
Starfire: (From inside fort) Where is the realism in that!?
Beast Boy: Pretend Cy lost his horse shoe.
Starfire: Ok!
(They walk to the pillow fort)
Beast Boy: Evil witch, evil witch, let me come in!
Raven: Not by the moss on my door, door, door!
Cyborg: Mother goose must be spitting in her nest!
Beast Boy: Then I'll have to break in there! (Rams into pillows)
(The entire fort collapses in a flash on them)
Starfire: No! My re-enactment has crashed like a plane into water!
Raven: Wow! Starfire used a Simile!
Cyborg: Pretend its an alternate ending!
Beast Boy: But then it will be similar to the wizard of Oz!
Raven: And if you thing my boots are going to curl up, your highly mistaken.
Starfire: Ok, the witch has been crushed by the castle... And the prince and I have rode off into the horizon! Now, we have to get married! Friend Cyborg! You are now the priest!
Cyborg: From horse to priest? Did I get reincarnated?
Raven: Ok, and the point of this last part is....
Starfire: I get to kiss my prince!
Beast Boy: Uh.... Weddings off! (Runs out of room)
Starfire: Oh no! My prince has left!
Raven: Then get the Horse-priest to marry you to this poster. ( Gives her a movie poster of daredevil)
Starfire: I think I shall hold off on marriage for now.... But Daredevil is 'Hot'! Especially in that tight leather.... (Starts drooling)
Cyborg: I think she needs to see a doctor....
Raven: Would that be Witch doctor by any chance?
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In case you haven't notice, or I'm just insane... Yeah... It seems like Starfire and Raven are a tad OOC.......................................................................................................................
Oh well, thanks so far to the people who reviewed. And in the final chapter I will mention everyone who did review..........................................................................
And R & R plz, writers block is cured that way..... Well, for me anyway.