And the final chapter is here. I think this chapter lacks humour. Humour that makes me laugh anyway...

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—10:19 Am—

Cyborg: Now that the fire is out and the police are here... Why don't' you explain to us... WHY YOU PUT SLEEPING PILLS IN OUR TEA AND STOLE MY CAR!?

Starfire: (Innocently) I am sorry! All I wanted was to learn to drive! I didn't hurt your car! It is fine! I took good care of it! I even got that new Falcon 860 engine!

Cyborg: (Caves) You mean the new Falcon 860 engine by Taurus? THAT ENGINE IS THE BOMB! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT IT FOR ME!

Raven: And suddenly her evil doings are forgiven.

Beast Boy: Hey guys, lets go home! I'm in the mood to cook up a batch of tofu eggs!

Starfire: I am sorry, but I do not have time for breakfast. I have to go take my exam! (Flies off in a flash)

Cyborg: Well, I don't think she stands a chance at passing, so lets go upgrade the security of the safe room to keep Starfire out.

Raven: I second that idea.

Beast Boy: Dude, she might show those pictures to the world! What humiliation!

Cyborg: No worries. (Reaches into the car and pulls out a book) I think we are free.

Beast Boy: Is that...?

Cyborg: Yup! Now we can go back to our normal lives (Tosses the photo album over the bridge)

(The books sinks to the bottom of the ocean/bay/body of water I'm not sure what to call)

Cyborg: Everyone in my new super powered car! Lets go home! And maybe even go for a drive while we're at it! (Gets in car)

Beast Boy: Dude, those were the longest three days of my life! (Also gets in car)

Raven:... I hope no one finds that book before it decays. (ALSO gets in the car)

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At the bottom of the ocean...

Aqualad: (Is swimming along until he sees something) What's this?

(Aqualad picks up a very familiar book and looks through it)

Aqualad: (Suppresses laughter) This belongs to the Teen Titans, maybe I should return it?

---11:07 AM---

At Titan Tower...

Beast Boy: Hey guys! Starfire is back!

(Siren goes off)

Cyborg: EVERYBODY IN THE SAFE ROOM!!!

(The room is empty in a matter of 2.47824115 seconds)

Starfire: (Walks into the living room).... Hello?

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In the safe room several minutes later...

Cyborg: Ok, I don't think she knows we're in here...

Raven: Then what is that eerie breathing over in the corner!?

(Everyone stares until something comes out of the darkness)

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Robin: Guys, relax! It's me. I followed you in here to give you this. ( Holds out the book of doom)

Beast Boy, Raven, and Cyborg: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(The trio bursts out of the safe room and runs to the living room where Starfire awaits)

Starfire: Friends! There you are! Can you join me all in Klagorji?

Beast Boy, Raven, and Cyborg: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(The trio take off back down the hall and try to get in their rooms only to find them locked)

Beast Boy, Raven, and Cyborg: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Starfire: (Corners them) Friends! You must join me in a Klagorji!

Beast Boy: No! Anything but that! Please spare us!

Starfire: Friends, I am afraid you do not understand. A Klagorji is a small gathering of friends to thank them for a good deed!

Beast Boy, Raven, and Cyborg: AHHHHH......( Makes a realization) ......... What??????????

Starfire: I now have a licence to drive! (Flashes the card)

Beast Boy, Raven, and Cyborg: (Stares in disbelief for the second time that day)

Starfire: Thank you all for helping me! And thank Aqualad for returning my book!

Beast Boy: Anyone else want him off the Christmas card list?

Starfire: Do not be sad, friends! This time next Earth year I will require your assistance to obtain my complete licence! Isn't that joyous news?

(Suddenly, she is the only one in the room)

Starfire:.... Oh well, perhaps Robin will assist me next year! (Goes off humming innocently)

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THE END... Finally. How many chapters did I craft tonight? Enough to burn my entire evening. Oh well, now that this is over, I can focus on " Broken Home" I hope this fic was enjoyable for you.

Now onto the veeeeeeeeerrrrry short thanks for reviewing list, as of Dec. 10th, 2004....

CiNnAmOnCoOkIeS

Neva13

Dissappearer/Syani

RavenOnline

....That is all. It's almost as short as Christmas holidays this year... Cursed cheap school... Take away our freedom so they can watch us squirm in our seats as they torture us for an extra week...