Title: Mistaken Santa
Spoilers: Post Buffy and Angel.
Disclaimer: All Characters Belong to Joss Whedon and Fox.
Notes: Story has not been proof read, Also I don't know if this story has been done before, it just popped in my head and I wrote it.
Faith's leaning back in her leather chair, wearing a tight female elf costume with a very short skirt. A look of anticipation on her face, ever since Faith and Spike hooked up, the holidays have taken on new meanings. Every holiday has a different naughty game for Faith and Spike. And this years Christmas game is Santa and one of his worker elves. 'We're kinky and proud of it!' Faith thought.
Suddenly a heavy set man wearing all red, a white beard and carrying a sack over his shoulder walks in the room and heads for the tree.
Faith gets up and purrs the words; "Santa's been a very naughty boy this year, hasn't he?" Before the man can reply he finds a foreign tongue down his throat, and full lips locked with his in a passionate kiss. Faith pulls and pants just a bit, "Wow, Spike this costume is amazing." She then starts to kiss the man again.
Abruptly a voice growls "Bloody hell, Faith! What are you doing!"
Faith pulls back and looks towards the doorway. There stands Spike in his leather duster with Santa pants on, a fake beard, and a Santa hat.
Faith's eyes bulge and she shrieks "Spike!" She then turns her eyes towards Santa Clause, her eyes burning with rage, she screams, "Who the hell are you!"
Santa Clause sputters, trying to give her an answer.
In all the years Prancer has helped pull the sleigh, he's never once seen Santa get thrown through a window by an irate vampire.
The End