Disclaimer: I do not own Prince of Tennis. If I did, it would be a stupid show full of humor that that isn't very funny, and people would abandon it all together. If I owned Prince of Tennis, this whole category would be deleted and Prince of Tennis would just be a scar in people's memories. And we don't want that to happen now… do we?
Author Notes: Geeze… how depressing! Yes… Well this chapter will be weird. But then again, wasn't the last chapter a bit weird too?
(At the city, we pass many familiar faces)
Yuuta: I'm Yuuta! How many times do I have to tell you?!?
Niou: Fuji's brother? (Innocent grin)
Yuuta: NO! No, No, No! Yuuta! Yuuuuuutaaa!
Niou: Fuji…?
Yuuta: NO!!!
…
Mizuki: Ahh! That purple shirt is so adorable! I must have it!
Yanagisawa: Why are you telling me, da ne? Why am I even here, da ne?
(Mizuki ignores him and storms into the store, ordering a random salesgirl to get him the shirt in the window)
…
Akaya: I crush you! (Steps on a bug) Mwahahaha!!! (Steps on more bugs) Crush you, crush you, crush you! (Step, step, step)
…
Shinji: Finally (spots grip tape). Finally they have my grip tape. I can't believe last time Echizen took it from me. And I paid for that too. He took my grip tape- hey!
Sengoku: (takes the last grip tape off the shelf) Umm… heheh… I guess I'm lucky today!
Shinji: You took my grip tape. I can't believe you took my grip tape. This happened before, you know, with Echizen Ryoma. I bet you're in league with him. I bet you and him are trying to steal all the grip tape in the world so people won't have any. Too bad I know your secret. I know your plan to-
Sengoku: You know what? Just take it! (Walks away)
Shinji: Where are you going? Off to take more grip tape from me? I'll stop your plan. I know what your up to. I-
…
Shinji: It's really rude to leave while someone is talking. That's really not nice, and it hurts my feelings. Do you know how many times people do that to me? What ever happened to being polite while someone speaks? Apparently no one cares what I have to say. No one ever sticks around to hear what I'm saying. Except Kamio does. And Tachibana-buchou, too. But that's because they're nice and-
…
(A Godzilla-like Momoshiro steps on a building that, miraculously, no one was in.)
Momo: Ow… oops… (Knocks over another building) Um… (Turns around and collapses more buildings) Dang… I didn't think being a giant lizard would be so confusing… (He spots a fast food restaurant, forgets what he was doing, and runs to it knocking over still more buildings in the process)
Fast Food Girl (FFG): Hello! May I take your order?
Momo: Yeah… um… can I have forty cheeseburgers, half with mayo, half with catsup, twenty orders of fries, thirty cokes, ten onion rings…
FFG: Anything else?
Momo: Yeah… um… also thirty-three burgers with mustard, and thirty-seven without.
FFG: Okay so… That's forty cheese burgers, half with mustard, half with catsup, twenty orders of fries, thirty cokes, ten onion rings, thirty-three burgers with mayo and thirty-seven without?
Momo: No… forty cheese burgers, half with mayo, half with catsup, twenty orders of fries, thirty cokes, ten onion rings, thirty-three burgers with mustard and thirty-seven without.
FFG: Oooooh… so that's forty cheese burgers, half with mayo, half with catsup, twenty orders of fries, thirty cokes, ten onion rings, thirty-three burgers with mustardand thirty-seven without?
Momo: Yeah… that sounds about right.
FFG: That'll be a clean $1500.
Momo: Uh… (Reaches for his wallet in his pocket, but is met by scales) It seems I've left my wallet in my pants, which I am apparently not wearing.
FFG: … what?
Momo: Uh… oh this is embarrassing… how about as payment I don't eat you, and I don't crush your establishment?
FFG: I'll have to ask the manager. Please hold.
…
(A short man runs out of the building, and stares at Momo)
Momo: (Grin) Hello, sir!
(The man runs screaming back into the fast food restaurant)
…
FFG: The manager says it's a deal. Pull over to the pickup window, please.
Momo: Ah! Thanks!
Eiji: (from the sky) Not so fast, evil do-er!
Momo: Huh… what? (Turns around, knocking over the burger place) Eiji-sempai??
Eiji: That's Super Fantastic Eiji-sempai to you!
Oishi: (runs up) And I'm… (Pant) Super fantastic… (Pant) Oishi… (Faints)
Eiji: Are you harassing that humble yet greasy and disgusting establishment?
Momo: No… actually I was just buying a few burgers…
Eiji: Oh… um… did you… destroy those buildings over there? (Points)
Momo: Uh… Yes… but that was an accident…
Eiji: Oh! Well…
…
Eiji: Can you… uh… leave, then?
Momo: No… No, I don't think I can…
Eiji: Oh…
…
Eiji: Can I ask why?
Momo: Why what?
Eiji: Why you can't leave.
Momo: Oh! Well, Fuji told me to stay in the city-
Eiji: Super fantastic city.
Momo: Right…
…
Eiji: D-do you have… the odd feeling this has happened… before?
Momo: Exactly! I was trying to place it…
Eiji: I think it was the last time Fuji sent you to attack the super fantastic city, and I chased you out.
Momo: I was actually thinking of the time before that…
Eiji: Or the time before that…
Momo: Hey… do you remember that time when I slammed you into that building in our first fight?
Eiji: Yeah… Remember the force of the impact made it collapse?
Momo: Yeah! That was so awesome!
Eiji: Oh! And that time when you knocked over all those buildings when I punched you in out third fight?
Momo: The time we went out for Pizza…
Eiji: Remember when you stepped on Kamio?
Momo: Yeah, he kept bothering me… He went to the hospital, right?
Eiji: Yep! And he made a full recovery!
Momo: WHAT? I stepped on him! Stepped on him! And he made a full recovery?
Eiji: It is a kid's show, after all, Momo.
Momo: Well it's not a show… per say… more like a teenaged girl's crazy fantasy…
N: Follow the script!
Momo: Sheesh… I wonder where he is right now?
Eiji: Who?
Momo: Kamio!
Kamio: STUPD BIKE-STEALING MONSTER! First you steal my bike, and then you steal An, then you step on me! What did I ever do to-
(Eiji hits an exploding Tennis ball at him, and Momo breathes his Super Fantastic fire.)
Kamio: -YOU?!? (Goes flying)
All: YEY!!
Shinji: Hey… you burned my friend! What's you burn him? You did it on purpose, didn't you? Now I have to take him to the hospital, and Tachibana-buchou is going to be upset because we won't be able to practice Tennis and we won't be able to play any-
Tachibana: (pop-out-of-nowhere) Shinji…
Shinji: (Blank-eyed) Yessss Tachibana-san… (Drags Kamio off to the hospital)
Eiji: Aaaannyway…
Momo: (Pondering) Oh! Remember that time I set your hair on fire??
Eiji: … what?
Momo: Aw, you don't remember? It was in our fourth fight, and I set your hair on fire with my super fantastic fiery-breath!
Eiji: (his eyes do an Akaya-like transformation) Oh… hehehe…. Right… (gropes for his Tennis racket)
Momo: Hehe… (Oblivious) You where screaming like a little girl until Oishi put you out…
Eiji: Yesss…. (Holds his racket menacingly)
Momo: Hahaha!! Ha ha… ha… ha-Eiji-sempai what're you doing?? What're you do-AUGH!!!
(Insert long fight-scene in where Eiji defeats Momoshiro in a very bloody battle, which we are not allowed to show you. Why? Because this is a kid's show! Remember? Anyways, Eiji wins.)
Oishi: Eiji! That was an amazing, but horribly gruesome and bloody battle! I'm not sure I approve of your method, but at least you vanquished the super fantastic fiend!
Eiji: (bad tempered) Yeah, yeah, yeah… (is, strangely enough, perfectly clean) Wait… when did you wake up, Nya?
Oishi: Just before you used your tennis racket like a boomerang.
Eiji: (pondering) Was that before or after I threw that building at him?
Oishi: Hmm… Must have been after, because I don't remember that part…
Eiji: Right! Well, lets go rescue the Ochibi!
Oishi: Yeah!
(They fly off into the sunset, leaving behind a half-destroyed, yet ENTIRELY SAFE city)
(Back at Fuji's Fortress-thing)
Now human Momoshiro: (after explaining what happened) … and that's what happened.
Fuji: Oh, drat! (Opens eyes momentarily, then smiles) Oh well! We'll get him next time.
Kaido: Fshh… Next time?
Fuji: Well, sure! I'll keep trying until I reach my goal! (Heroic pose and happy music)
Echizen: Stupid optimistic kid shows… Mada mada dane…
Momo: Oy! Echizen shut up! (Kicks Echizen)
Kaido: Fshhh… that's my job! (Kicks Momoshiro)
Momo: You shut up too, baka Mamushi!
Kaido: I'm not the one who lost to a pansy in tights, baka!
(Eiji: (sneezes) NyAaahchu!!
Oishi: Are you coming down with something?)
Momo: At least I tried, baka!
Kawamura: Please! This is a children's show!
Momo and Kaido: Shut up, baka-sempai!
(Kawamura sulks and sits in a corner, while Momo and Kaido fight some more)
Fuji: Okay… where'd it go...? Ah! Here we go… (Pushes a few numbers on his huge, gigantic, generic evil villain communicator TV/computer) This should be the number of the Super Fantastic League of Super Fantastic Things…
Kaido: BAKA!
Momo: BAKA!
Fuji: … (twitch) SHUT UP!! I'm on the phone!
Momo and Kaido: Sorry super fantastically evil Fuji-sempai.
(The SFLSFT picks up)
Tezuka: (to random secretary lady) What…? Wha… Who? Who's calling?!!?
Fuji: Guess who, Tezuka?
Tezuka: … Oh for the love of Pete…
Fuji: Who's Pete? Is he someone I should know about?
Tezuka: … Why did you call this time, Fuji?
Fuji: I just called to say that, though my super fantastic monster failed to wreck the city-
Kawamura: Super fantastic city.
Kaido: HA! FAILED!
Momo: Baka!
Fuji: …Super fantastic city, I will not be deterred! I won't give up! I won't-
Tezuka: The point, if you please?
Fuji: Um… well… your super fantastic heroes will never defeat me, and I've finished your book and I'm ready to return it.
Tezuka: … (hangs up)
Fuji: Well… that was pleasant!
Echizen: (Has untied himself, and is drinking a Fanta) Mada mada dane…
TBC!!
End Notes: The Inspiration Bunnies! They took over my body and wrote this chapter! I'm surprised I managed to get this down… The Doom Kitty of Distraction kept trying to get me to stop typing. BUT I WAS NOT DETERRED! Believe it or not, deterred is a real word. That was surprising… Well, I hope you enjoyed the cameos!