Disclaimer: I no own TeniPuri! (Dances)
Author Notes: Yaaaayyy!! The end of the story Arch! Or is it the end of the story? Who knows? Who cares?
Fuji: (pacing back and forth) What's taking them so long?
Kawamura: What's taking who so long?
Fuji: Super Fantastic Eiji! and his super fantastic side-kick Super Fantastic Oishi!
Kawamura: OooOoooh…
Momo: (Playing tennis with Echizen) Maybe they got lost?
Kaido: (refereeing) Baka! They've been here a million times before! 15 – love to Echizen!
Echizen: (pulls his hat down) Mada mada dane…
Kaido: I mean… we've invited them for tea and crumpets, for Pete's sake!
Fuji: There's that Pete again. (Vexes) He must be trying to sabotage me…
Momo: Maybe you're right, but why else would the not be here yet?
(Somewhere else, under a tree, a lone figure walks up)
Jiroh: (spots Oishi and Eiji sleeping under the tree) Those guys have the right idea! (Sits down and goes to sleep)
Eiji: Snore!
Oishi: Not the razor…
Jiroh: Bunnies… (Rolls over)
(Much sleep, a few tennis games, and many trips to the vending machine later)
Eiji: (Punches through a wall that fell over way too easily) Everyone freeze in the name of Justice! Hand over the Ochibi and no one will get hurt!
Momo: Finally! We've been waiting forever for y-
Eiji: (points his racket at him like a gun) I said freeze!! Hand over the Ochibi!
Kaido: Kikumaru-sempai-
Eiji: NYAA!! You're not supposed to know it's me!!
Kaido: (sigh) Okay then, Super Fantastic Eiji… sempai… Fsh, how are we supposed to give you Echizen if you won't let us move?
Eiji: … what?
Kaido: I said how are we supposed to-
Eiji: Be quite, please! (Points his racket at him) Oishi… they're confusing me! … Oishi…?
(Somewhere else, Mission Impossible themed)
Music: Dun dun, duh-duh, dun dun, duh-duh…
(Oishi is pushing himself through the air vents)
Dun dun, duh-dun, dun dun…
(He drops down into the basement of the fortress thing)
Oishi: Okay…where's the fuse box? … Ah! (Opens it and takes off the covering UN-covering the wires. He also pulls a pair of wire cutters out of no-where. Remind you of anything, Shishido? Huh? HUH?!?!??) Okay… so is it the red wire? Or the blue wire? Red wire… blue wire… red wire… blue wire… (Clippers hover over the two wires) Red wire? Blue wire? Red wire… blue wire… Red wire or blue wire?!?!? Or is it… Green wire?!?!?! NOOOOO!!!! (Closes eyes and clips a random wire)
(Back in the main floor, Eiji is playing Tennis with Kaido while everyone else watches)
Momo: Hey, Fuji-sempai. I bet ten burgers on Eiji winning.
Fuji: I'll take that bet, Momo-chan. (yells) Kaido, you better win or you're fired!!
Kaido: (Sweat drops) Fshhh…
(All the lights go out)
Eiji: You guys have a bad electrical system… (Throws the Tennis ball somewhere)
Momo: (ball hits him) Ow!
Eiji: Oh, sorry… Ochibi-chan?
Echizen: Mada mada dane…
Fuji: (Snaps) Kaido! Light!!
Kaido: Do you want me to say "Usu" now, too? (Lights his evil generic wizard staff-thing that is somewhere in the fortress that is not the place where most of the inhabitants are currently inhabiting)
Momo: Well, that was pointless.
Kaido: Fshh!! Shut UP! (Lights his tennis racket)
Eiji: Oh! Oh! Light mine too! (Jumps up and down)
Kaido: (protesting) FSHH! (Lights it anyway)
Eiji: CoOoOoOoOoL!! (Waves it around)
Oishi: (climbing up the stairs) Psst… Eiji!
Eiji: Whoa! (Writes his name in the air)
Oishi: Eiji… EIJI! (Grabs him)
Eiji: NYAAAAA!!! (Throws his racket)
Oishi: Eiji! It's me! I killed the power! Grab Echizen, and we'll esca-
Fuji: He-hem… (Holds Eiji's racket under his face with the light shining up)
Oishi: -pe…? Heheh… heh… heh… RUN FOR IT! (Runs for it)
Fuji: Oh, I was hoping he'd stay for dinner…
Eiji: Heheheh… sorry for my partner… you just look… um… really scary… with the light n'all… (Trails off) I'll just take the Ochibi… and-
Fuji: Oh, you weren't thinking of LEAVING, were you? (Snaps)
Kaido: (annoyed) I should join a Union… (Grabs Eiji, while Momo runs after Oishi)
Fuji: You're not leaving until we have some FUN!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Momo: (Pulling Oishi back) Oooh! What kind of fun, Fuji-sempai??
Fuji: Mweeheehee… well… I was thinking we could…
All: (leaning in) Yeeeeessssss…?
Fuji: I was thinking we could have a party!!
(Happy Fiesta music plays)
All: HO-RAY!!
(They party the rest of the day, and have many many glasses of fruit punch and many pieces of potpie. Eventually the power got fixed, so they turned on Fuji's huge gigantic generic evil villain TV/Computer/Stereo of DOOM, and danced until they felt like not dancing anymore. There were many games, including Twister™, and Pin-the-Tail-on-Echizen! Then, like all good things, the party came to an end.)
Eiji: Well, that was really fun!
Oishi: Yes, but we have to be going now.
Fuji: Oh, well I hope you come back for dinner next week!
Eiji: Sure! See you later, Nya!
Momo: Wait! You forgot your Echizen!
Echizen: (walks out) Mada. Mada. DANE!
Fuji: Bye bye! See you next time I try to take over the city!
Kawamura: Super fantastic city!
Fuji/Momo/Kaido: AHHH!!
Fuji: I'm sorry, Taka-san! I forgot you were here!
Kawamura: I wasn't!
Momo/Kaido: You weren't??
Kawamura: Nope! I was getting…
All: (leaning in) Yeeeeessssss…?
Kawamura: I was getting sushi!! (Pulls out a big palate of sushi)
All: YAAAAYY!!
(And so the bad guys lived happily eating sushi forever and ever. Or at least until the next episode of the Super Fantastic Eiji! Show!
End notes: WEEEEE!!! Crappy ending, but WHO CARES!!! Hehehe!! It was funny when I was writing it!
Well, now the question is… do I continue the show? Or will it get canceled? I promise there will be at least one new chapter, because this one is so short. If I do decide to continue it, then there will be a surprise appearance of a new super hero! Ho-RAY! Also, a new villain, too!
I am also thinking about changing to a more traditional writing style, instead of using the script form.XD Comments are appreciated!