Genkai got run over by a bunny

Walking to the temple Christmas Eve!

You can say there's no such thing as Hiei

But as for me and Yusuke we believe!

She'd been drinking too much sake

And we begged her not to go

But she needed meditation

And she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning

At the scene of the attack

She had scratch marks on her forehead

And incriminating tooth marks on her back.

Genkai got run over by a bunny

Walking to the temple Christmas Eve!

You can say there's no such thing as Hiei

But as for me and Yusuke we believe!

Now we're all so proud of Yusuke

He's been taking this so well

He's outside now with Kurama

And they're not crying as far as we can tell.

It's not Christmas without Genkai

Everybody's dressed in black

And we just can't help but wonder

Should we open up her gifts or send 'em back?

Genkai got run over by a bunny

Walking to the temple Christmas Eve!

You can say there's no such thing as Hiei

But as for me and Yusuke we believe!

Now the turkey's on the table

And the stuffing made of bread

And the pink and silver candles

That would just have matched the hair on Genkai's head!

We've warned all our friends and family

Better watch your own back!

There's a killer on the loose

And it's tiny, furry, cute, and colored black!

Sing it Yusuke!

Genkai got run over by a bunny

Walking to the temple Christmas Eve!

You can say there's no such thing as Hiei

But as for me and Yusuke we believe!