"I don't care about your stupid noodles!" Kagome yelled. "It's your fault for leaving it lying around!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled back. "INUYASHA!" screamed Kagome "SIT BOY!! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!" Inuyasha fell to the ground and felt the ground moving from under him, going lower and lower til he was in a dark deep hole. Shippo peered down the hole while eating a cup of noodles with his chopsticks. "Inuyasha?" he asked innocently. "What are you doing down there?" Inuyasha looked up from where he was and saw Shippo holding his cup of noodles. "WHY YOU LITTLE!" with that Inuyasha jumped out from the hole and grabbed Shippo by his tail shaking him furiously. "Mamaaaaaaaa! Mama! Help me!" screamed Shippo. Kagome stepped towards them. "Inuyasha let go of him!" Inuyasha dropped Shippo to the ground head first which caused Shippo to have a giant bump on his head. "Idiot! He stole my noodles!" said Inuyasha angrily. "He's just a little kid!" cried Kagome.
Suddenly a man with black hair dressed in a dark blue and black kimono, appeared. "Hey that's not how you treat a beautiful woman." He said. Kagome clasped her hands together. "What a lovely gentle man." She said sweetly. Inuyasha put his hand on his sword. "Who are you?!" He asked the man cautiously. The man said. "Miroku is the name. I am a monk and I came traveling to find my true love." The man took a step closer to Kagome and placed his hand on her rear end. Kagome whipped her head towards Miroku and slapped him on his face leaving a red mark. "Get your hands of me! You perverted monk!" She screamed. Miroku knelt down in front of Kagome and took her hand. "Will you bear my child?" He asked seriously. Kagome pulled her hand away from Miroku. Screaming and ran behind Inuyasha. "I'm going to kill you!" Yelled. Inuyasha.
Miroku spoke up calmly. "You don't own her. Besides from what I see, you can't even handle women." Inuyasha's face turned a bright shade of red blushing angrily. Miroku flashed Inuyasha and smile and grabbed Kagome and carried her, running all the way to the forest. "That stupid monk!" Inuyasha yelled. "Who does he think he is?!!!!"
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