As promised, another chapter. And this one is actually based on a teacher I had in eigth grade and a very disturbing class conversation that took place about milk...
VII. The milk that we drink...
"Do you have a holotv?" Bill was sprawled across a seat in the Fettmobile, bored.
"...no..."
"Don't lie to me! That's...mean!"
"Fine." Boba sighed. Press the red button. The one marked...holotv."
"Oh." As you might have guessed, Bill is still recovering from the whole drugged-hippy-bread ordeal. Apparently, Twi'leks are very susceptible to stupidity poisoning. Go figure.
"Boba there's nothing on!" Bill whined, flicking through the channels.
"Do NOT call me by my first name! You shall refer to me as 'Your Lordship.'"
"Yes, Your Lordship."
"Very good. Now, I am going to pick a channel at random and you will watch it...this one!"
"((You will notice that the second calf is causing the mother nerf some stress. She is quite exhausted from delivering the first calf))"
"But not that! That was just a...practice. THIS is the real thing!"
"But I wanna watch the nerf giving birth!"
"No," Boba suddered. "You don't. Trust me."The holotv was now set on a channel with a lady who looked very boring talking about very boring things and genrally being/giving an aura of boredom (boring).
"((So...why...can't...babies...drink...nerf...milk?))" She was giving a lecture to a group of students who appeared to be either asleep or dead. Her lecture was that painful.
She answered her own question. "((The milk...that WE drink...is much too rich in...vitamins. Babies need...wet nurses. But...you all...already knew that. DIDN'T YOU?))" She suddenly shouted, still with no emotion, bringing her students back from the dead.
"((Because it's...big long E word?))" She glanced at everyone but they just stared back. "((That's right. Erginigirimmable.))"
Then came a message, saying "((Thank you for watching the boring channel. Please donate, so we can continue to screw with your lives.))"
Boba and Bill stared at each other and the holotv in confusion. Boba reached over and hit the red button.
"Let's pretend that never happened..."