This chappie is incredibly short, so I shall be doing XIV as well, which is also short. Perhaps I should just post the rest of the story. It only goes through XVII. I don't know. I'll go along as I please...I'll type until my fingers get tired....

Reviews:
Infamous One: Ha ha, I love your reaction! Was that to Momo? Or Fett? Or Fett AND Momo? Heh heh heh heh...

Lightbulby: No, Bill is straight, trust me (cackles)...Fett and Bill's relationship is strictly professional. By which I mean that Fett will kill Bill at any time if he feels it necessary. :D

XIII. Of Maalox Max And Glaring Looks

"So, darling dearest Momo, you see, we must get the beast some Maalox Max or he will eat us!" Boba had just finished telling his story of horrors and beans and gas to Momo. Wait, horrors and beans and gas? That's rather redundant.

"No, he'll eat you. He never said he'd eat me. You dragged me into this yourself!" Almost literally, for Bill had been so depressed after being bought from McDonald's that he had barely been able to walk to the Cantina.

"Yes, dear, but he's the only one I care about." Momo gave Bill a toothy, evil smile then turned back to Fett. "I'm so sorry Bobo, but I've been trying to get Maalox for ages. Everyone's sold out!"

"What am I gonna do! He's gonna eat me. And STRIP me!"

"In 2.28 days!" Bill stuck in. Momo gave him a 'you are so stupid' look.

"3 days. Bobie just hadn't called me for .72 days before that. Besides which, we would be at 4.8 days by now." Bill stared at her, an obvious 'huh?' on his face.

"Anyway, dearest Bobo, you could always use the 'special' stuff..."

"No! I cannot deplete those supplies, or there would be dire consequences. DIRE!"

"Um, wait. You're telling me there is actually some Maalox Max accessible?" Bill looked shocked, and a little dubious. Why had he not been informed of this! He was being...left out of the loop.

"Mom, tell him no more! He knows too much!"

"Enough with the drama! You'd think this was a soap opera or something!" Bill pouted, crossing his arms.

"Bill, SHUT UP! This is the way you do things in the theater!" Boba made a sweeping gesture at their surroundings.

"Anyway, if you boys are finished squabbling, I suggest you get your butts moving to find some Maalox max before the Sarlacc eats you."

"Boba's the only one he's gonna--"

"MOVE YOUR BUTT TO GET MY BOBIE SOME MAALOX MAX!"

"Yes my queen of death and pain whom I fear greatly and hope will not hurt me!" Bill muttered as he scooted backwards to the door, bowing towards Momo as he went.

And so Boba and Bill set off to search for some Maalox Max. And I'm so sure they're going to find some...

The idiots.