Welcome to Lord of the Rings Land!! We hope you enjoy your stay!!
Both of us: BTW, just so that no one comes and tries to take the money we are gonna use to buy the Extended Version of the Fellowship of the Rings, and The Return of the King, (we already have the Two Towers ^_^), or the money Roni needs for Grad Nite, Graduation, and college, we do not own Lord of the Rings, (obviously, if we did, do you think we would be wasting our time on a fanfiction when we could be off jetsetting around the world?) New Zealand, or any of the characters of public acclaim. (Roni: God, I wish I owned Orli!!). We do, however, own the tea recipe, and those wishing to purchase a copy of the best sweet tea on earth can send cash, check, or money order of $2.50 to Veronica, care of Cavitea. Now that all of the legalites are outta the way, make some Cavitea (for effect), sit back, and enjoy!
Roni: Heya. What is up, my friends? Not too much here, same old shit, brand new day. But today is a little better because we're starting this great fanfiction based on a stupid idea me and Amy got one day after watching the Extended Version DVD of the Two Towers Extra Stuff, and drinking too much tea for the human body to withstand.
Amy: Yeah, tea is good and bad... This is what my bored mind came up with after being forced to watch the movie for the hundreth time.
Roni: Yeah, especially my tea, complete with 3 cups of sugar to a gallon. Anywho, have you ever wondered what would have happened if the sets that were constructed specially for the Lord of the Rings Trilogy had been left where they were, and not torn to little smithereens? And those beautiful, time consuming, awesome buildings and places were left for some intelligent entrepernuers (namely, us) to take advantage of their being there to build a fantastic theme park around them? That's how you get "Lord of the Rings Land"!
Amy: This place could be cool... as long as Orlando Bloom doesn't come. If he does, oh well, Roni can only drool.
Roni: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes a breath* OOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! K, I'm done. That is so not cool. I think we would have to shut it down if Orli never showed up. I would cry ..-_-..
Amy: Calm down, I was only kidding.
Roni: That means he will be there...?
Amy: Who knows?
Roni: Yeah!! ^_^! I happy. Alright, I'm sure we are boring ya'll to death by now, so on with the tour!!
Both of us: BTW, just so that no one comes and tries to take the money we are gonna use to buy the Extended Version of the Fellowship of the Rings, and The Return of the King, (we already have the Two Towers ^_^), or the money Roni needs for Grad Nite, Graduation, and college, we do not own Lord of the Rings, (obviously, if we did, do you think we would be wasting our time on a fanfiction when we could be off jetsetting around the world?) New Zealand, or any of the characters of public acclaim. (Roni: God, I wish I owned Orli!!). We do, however, own the tea recipe, and those wishing to purchase a copy of the best sweet tea on earth can send cash, check, or money order of $2.50 to Veronica, care of Cavitea. Now that all of the legalites are outta the way, make some Cavitea (for effect), sit back, and enjoy!
Roni: Heya. What is up, my friends? Not too much here, same old shit, brand new day. But today is a little better because we're starting this great fanfiction based on a stupid idea me and Amy got one day after watching the Extended Version DVD of the Two Towers Extra Stuff, and drinking too much tea for the human body to withstand.
Amy: Yeah, tea is good and bad... This is what my bored mind came up with after being forced to watch the movie for the hundreth time.
Roni: Yeah, especially my tea, complete with 3 cups of sugar to a gallon. Anywho, have you ever wondered what would have happened if the sets that were constructed specially for the Lord of the Rings Trilogy had been left where they were, and not torn to little smithereens? And those beautiful, time consuming, awesome buildings and places were left for some intelligent entrepernuers (namely, us) to take advantage of their being there to build a fantastic theme park around them? That's how you get "Lord of the Rings Land"!
Amy: This place could be cool... as long as Orlando Bloom doesn't come. If he does, oh well, Roni can only drool.
Roni: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes a breath* OOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! K, I'm done. That is so not cool. I think we would have to shut it down if Orli never showed up. I would cry ..-_-..
Amy: Calm down, I was only kidding.
Roni: That means he will be there...?
Amy: Who knows?
Roni: Yeah!! ^_^! I happy. Alright, I'm sure we are boring ya'll to death by now, so on with the tour!!